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by IB_XC
10-18-03
After homecoming (yes I related it to real life sort of)
I had a wonderful night dancing.
Me too! (IMPURE THOUGHTS)
Next day, at the priest's office...
Father, I have a confession to make to you.
Yeah yeah yeah, you're forgiven, leave me alone.
Inside...
Now bend over like a good boy, Johnny...
But I thought lust was a deadly sin!

 

by IB_XC
10-18-03
Madhu, join the Dark Side.
Uhh, okay.
Hello, Spencer. Speak His Name.
RYAN HECKLER

 

by IB_XC
10-18-03
Oh no! I've been transformed into something resembling Mr. Hillgrove!
I slept with your girlfriend last night.
My girlfriend died in a car crash a week ago.
Oh.
Bitch.

 

by IB_XC
10-18-03
You know, darling, I was quite the ladies' man back in the day!
*FLASHBACK*
Sucky sucky, five dolla.
Alright little babe, I could use some of that good stuff.
I don't serve people with mullets.
But I haven't had a date in...well, ever!

 

by IB_XC
10-18-03
Oh, a mad scientist! Just the man I wanted to see. I have quite an urge to eat my cat here, sir.
Haha, there must be some kind of mistake. I'm not a mad scientist, just a regular one.
That's okay, because that's not the real reason I came to you.
Alright then, how can I help you?
I'm here to advertise high-quality Stripcreatorâ„¢ merchandise, including the famed Stripcreator thong.
...perhaps you'd like to sample a new soft drink we at the lab have developed. It's over in that beaker labeled "arsenic."

 

by IB_XC
10-18-03
Worst Things to Say at a Wedding (starring Madhu)
It's a good thing the wedding's here, because your bride's as big as a Spanish bull and just about as attractive.
Sorry, I thought the FBI would know I was kidding when I said there was a terrorist meeting here.

 

by IB_XC
10-18-03
Look, it's really not working out between us.
I see how it is.
You're right, Tyler. These new characters are pretty threatening.
That's it. I'm just going to end it all. RYAN HECKLER.
*gasp* He Said His Name!

 

by IB_XC
10-18-03
Ulysses S. Grant, reborn, explores the wonders of television.
Here you can see a sheet of $50 bills being printed fresh at the US Mint.
That's awesome. I am so going to taunt Lee about how I made it on to a bill.
Looney Tunes shows on a vintage cartoon channel.
Ahhh! You wascaly wabbit!!
Ehhhhh, what's up, Doc? *shoot*
I'd like to think Civil War generals would enjoy the occasional cartoon now and then.
You can't shoot at me, it's wabbit season!
LMAO

 

by IB_XC
10-19-03
IRRELEVANT COMMENTARY (to match IRRELEVANT TITLE)
SEXUAL REFERENCE - INTERNET ABBREVIATION
TEXT SMILEY
MOCK NARRATION
BUTT JOKE
VIDEO GAME COMMENTARY
EXPLETIVE - TEXT SMILEY
LOL - TEXT SMILEY

 

by IB_XC
10-20-03
Yuliya thinking I had a girlfriend when I really didn't and therefore deciding not to go to homecoming with me is one of the best things that's ever happened to me.

 

by IB_XC
10-20-03
Today I will argue with myself, making Bryson last of the bunch to do so.
You, my friend, are a soulless asshole with no future.
Oh yeah? Then how come I had so much fun with Rose at the dance, and how come Yuliya wants me so bad?
Erm...
And how come Sagar is such a big fan of my comics, and how come Bryson wants to be like me so much?
I apologize for the Gollum reference.
THE SENSELESS EGO BLINGS ME! ARGH!!!
Go away!!

 

by IB_XC
10-20-03
In ToK, Ali was singing opera music.
*Italian words*
Oooh, ooh, ooh. Sing an opera song, except say "Lambroghini" in it.
Hehehehehehehehe!!! *Italian words... Lambroghiiiiiini!*
Awesome! Now Ferrari!!
*Italian words... Ferrari!* *insane laughter*
They really should have some sort of car opera.

 

by IB_XC
10-21-03
Who are you?
I'm Bryson Davis.
No, I am.
But in his own comics, I'm...
Actually you are a really old retro Spencer from last year. Nice try.

 

by IB_XC
10-21-03
Hey gang. Check out my comic rep of Bryson.
Woah! It does look like Bryson!
Yeah, it does.
The face does look like his!
The score remains Alex: 6, Bryson: 1
Wow, it does look like him.
HAHAHAHAHA yeah it does!

 

by IB_XC
10-21-03
Now why are you cracking on my dancing, Bryson?
Dude, I saw you at the dance. You fucking sucked.
Are you blind or something? Look at the color of my skin. I am white.
Remember kids, prejudice goes both ways.
Well shit.

 

by IB_XC
10-21-03
Excellent. These robots will feel no pain and will never tire, the perfect soldiers.
Hehehehe...soon, Mistress Carolyn, you shall rule IB!
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by IB_XC
10-21-03
I don't want the Carolyn's Revenge trailer to directly preceed the actual series. Let's get some filler in here.
Hmm...
*think*
Sucky sucky, five dolla!
We love you long time!

 

by IB_XC
10-21-03
Hahaha! My evil minions, the New York Yankees, have done well. It was only with their infernal rituals that I, Carolyn, was able to recover from Überkarina’s Flaming Russian Killer Punch of Death.
Now it is time to plan my revenge. Muahahahahaha...
Part Two of the Chronicles of Carolyn:
Carolyn's Revenge

 

by IB_XC
10-21-03
One ordinary day at Henrico High, Karina is bragging to freshmen again...
Then I used my Flaming Russian Killer Punch of Death, and that was the downfall of Carolyn.
Wow!
Tch. That Karina. I downed thrice as many enemies as she did.
I feel your pain, man. I'm the one who killed the Dolphin King and went into space, and I hardly get any credit.
Later, our hero & Sagar talk business.
They say Carolyn lives and she has a spy among us!
Hmm...we'll have to be on full alert. Keep an eye out for anything suspicious.

 

by IB_XC
10-21-03
Who could the spy be?
TAYLOR
HWI
Vote on one of these six "suspects" to be the spy. PM me (even people I don't know) or just tell me.
MADHU
YULIYA
My comics are fun AND interactive!
BRYSON
RYAN

 

by IB_XC
10-22-03
Ooh. Good comeback, ace.
Yeah. I thought so.
But what do McKenna, Katelyn, Carolyn, and Yuliya have in common? Something that, say, I do not have?
Uh...
And whatever guy he was talking about is more than likely gay.
They have vaginas and I have a penis. You see Bryson, girls and boys are different in some very special ways. When a man and a woman love each other very much...
Foiled again!

 

by IB_XC
10-22-03
Interesting comic here, this "white men can dance" deal, Bryson.
Heh heh heh, see, you just suck at dancing.
Yeah, well, there's one thing I'm a bit confused on though.
What's that?
Play with fire and you'll get burnt.
It's just that I never considered McKenna, Carolyn, Yuliya, and even your own girlfriend to be white men.
Dammit, now he has discovered my secret fantasies!

 

by IB_XC
10-22-03
Alex, buy some bonbons, they're real bonbons, the only flavor (strawberry) never gets old and it doesn't burn your tongue to eat several of them.
Ossify.
Ossify, v: to turn to bone.

 

by IB_XC
10-22-03
May I help you, sir?
This is the worst grocery store ever. I come here looking for two simple items and you don't have a single one of them.
With all due respect sir, those are some very popular items.
Fine then. Can I get some reserved for next time I come here?
I'm afraid not. You know what they always say, thyme and Tide wait for no man.
*groan*

 

by IB_XC
10-22-03
One day at school...
So I says, "Well, them Prodigal Sorcerers ain't gonna tap themselves!"
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by IB_XC
10-22-03
So then I sings, "Bene, loro turbine del rotore non stanno andando generare i gravitons."
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by IB_XC
10-22-03
So I says, "Well, them ballers ain't gonna take it to the house by themselves!"
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by IB_XC
10-22-03
So I says, "Well, them right wingers ain't gonna shoot slap shots by themselves!"
Ha, ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by IB_XC
10-22-03
So I says, "Well, them '89 Volvo station wagons ain't gonna go 100 mph by themselves!"
Ha, ha!
That's quite enough of that.
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

by IB_XC
10-23-03
So Bryson, if you're #28, you must be in this strip, http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=thochaos&ID=184605.
What?!
And this one, http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=pornography&ID=125513.
The Cuntdick Squad? WTF?
Ooh, don't worry, I've saved the best for last, right here, http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=MISTER_FART&ID=140174.
Damn, that is just wrong.

 

by IB_XC
10-24-03
This message will be told my Madhu's character because of all its poses.
Bryson, you have to face the facts. Your face does look like Lenny's. You may not be fat or have hair like that, but the face is uncannily like yours.
Why give me all the punishment for it too? News flash: Everyone thinks so. Since when is it fair to punish one for the deeds of many?
PENIS :O
You need to fucking chill, dude. Turning me into a hooker? If you took all that hate and converted it into humor, your comics could actually be funny!
Me love you long time.

 

by IB_XC
10-24-03
Your mom is like an Urborg Drake, she attacks each turn if able.
Well your mom is like a Vile Deacon, whenever she attacks she gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Clerics in play.
Oh yeah? Your mom is like a Jhovall Queen, attacking doesn't cause her to tap.
That's nothing! Your mom is like a Copperhoof Vorrac, because she gets +1/+1 for each untapped permanent her opponents control.
...I don't get it.
Neither do I.

 

by IB_XC
10-24-03
The old man spoke up in a bar, said,
I never been in prison. A lifetime serving one machine is ten times worse than prison.
He rhymed "prison" with "prison," hahaha.
The song actually talks about those nine miners that got trapped in the mine at the end of last summer.
And this'd be the day I didn't kiss my wife goodbye. Take care of my family I'm buried alive!
I don't want a holiday in the sun-ah! I wanna go to new Belsen-ah! I wanna see some of history-ah! 'Cause now I've got a reasonable economy!
What the fuck is he talking about?

 

by IB_XC
10-26-03
Back at the war room...
So who could the spy be? Not any females, for sure.
Perhaps Taylor. He's so nice to everyone, no one would ever notice if he did a little spying suddenly.
Or maybe Bryson, I know he and Carolyn have been intimate before.
Hwi could be the spy. Since he speaks English, Spanish, and Korean, he would useful should Carolyn try to flee the country.
I guess Ryan could be the spy...
No, Madhu! In case Carolyn needs info on...one of Madhu's friends, like...uh... alright, just scratch that idea.

 

by IB_XC
10-26-03
Carolyn's Secret Cave
Finally, I have a spy who will keep tabs on IB and let me know when it is best to attack.
Yes, Mistress Carolyn. But may I bother you with one quick question before I go?
Go ahead.
Why exactly does a shapeshifter need a spy?
How about you just go and do your damn job before I shapeshift into a horrid monster and snack on you.
I'm way ahead of you on that one.

 

by IB_XC
10-26-03
Our hero talks with Yuliya during math class by writing on a piece of paper.
Are you mad on me?
I just don't want you to fall too in love with me, then feel sad because I only see you as a friend. Yeah, I'm not "mad on you."
Stop doing it, it makes me feel like I am stuped Ukranian who does not have a chanse to speak normal English. :-(
That's "stupid" and "chance," dear.
Hey Alex, what are you doing?
Nothing, Madhu...why do you care?

 

by IB_XC
10-26-03
So then I says...
Hey Alex.
Well hello there Hwi. What's up?
Remember when Carolyn tried to take over IB? You really led everyone to victory, didn't you?
Heh...yeah, yeah I guess I did. Pretty good, huh?
Yep. Well, time to go eat lunch.

 

by IB_XC
10-26-03
So Alex, I never really asked you how homecoming with Rose was.
Oh, it was awesome. How did you and Yuliya do?
Great. Say, have you seen Carolyn around anywhere?
Nope. It's hard to tell with her, she could really be anywhere, anything, anybody.
Yes, she is powerful indeed...
I hope all this is just paranoia on my part.

 

by IB_XC
10-26-03
Alex, what do you think we would do if Carolyn were to attack again?
Heh. No problem. We'd fight her back just like we did last time.
But I guess Ãœberkarina really saved the day in the end.
*grits teeth* Yeah...yeah, thank God for the magnificent Ãœberkarina...
Well I'm going to...ah...go to talk to Olga, yeah, that's what I'll do.
Why am I suddenly getting the feeling that there could be multiple spies?

 

by IB_XC
10-26-03
In the bedroom of Carolyn's Cave...
Uh...uh...OH YES!!!
*pelvic thrusts*
The following morning...
Man that was nice. I don't know why we ever broke up.
Probably because you cheated on me. Multiple times. With multiple women. And hid it all from me.
...does this mean that night was only the product of all that vodka we had at that club ?
Of course not. And maybe if you're lucky I can shapeshift into Pamela Anderson next time.

 

by IB_XC
10-27-03
Alex, do you know who the spy is?
No, we're still trying to figure it out. So Yuliya, what do you want to be when you grow up, besides my wife?
Note: Yes, author is indeed an upperclassman in high school.
The mother of your children.
VERY GOOD answer.
Yes, a housewife, doing chores and making dinner for you every night.
If only American girls were like this. Just marry me right now!

 

by IB_XC
10-27-03
Back at the Cave...
How goes the spying, spy?
Excellent, Mistress Carolyn.
Alright then. Step into the light, frankly I'm sick of the readers not knowing your identity.
Your will be done, Mistress Carolyn.
Very good, Hwi. Return to IB now, I have "business" to attend to.
I understand.

 

by IB_XC
10-27-03
Hwi is back on his way to IB...
Man, I love being a spy, it gives me such a rush.
Edward, a spy for IB, spots him.
It's Hwi!
Oh I'm on my way to IB, whack-fol-la-de-da!
Damn...wait until Alex hears about this. IB is in danger again!
I'm such a perfect spy!

 

by IB_XC
10-27-03
Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis?
Hard to say...
Ungh...ahhhhh. Oh yeah. I don't know, but I just made a contribution to it.
I hate humans.

 

by IB_XC
10-28-03
Good thing I have my handy dandy cell phone with me. *calls*
South Korea! Ãœberalles! South Korea wooooah! Ãœberalles! South Korea! Ãœberalles yeeeeah!
Uh oh.
You're under arrest, Hwi. I'm taking you to Alex and Sagar, they'll know what to do with you.
I deserve some bonus points for the LMAOPD reference.
I guess it's because I'm Korean, right?
LMAO

 

by IB_XC
10-28-03
Thanks to a tip from Edward, we were able to catch the man who was spying on IB. We'll turn him over to you IB kids.
Thanks, officer. Go get yourself a donut. You actually deserve it this time.
Hwi is locked up.
You'll never make me talk, Alex.
Oh, but I know people who will. We stopped Carolyn once before, and we'll do it again!
Damn, I've been locked up in the Henrico locker room! I'm pretty sure this qualifies as cruel and unusual punishment. I hate America.

 

by IB_XC
10-28-03
We Koreans don't crack easily. You're wasting your time, Alex.
Yeah? We'll just see about that. Lets see how long Koreans can go without food.
An hour later Hwi is delirious...
Well hello there, Mr. Fly! Would you like to hear a joke?
BZZT
Why are Australian vampires so bad? Because they suck blood down under! Hahaha!! Hey, where are you going?
BZZT

 

by IB_XC
10-28-03
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I'll tell you everything, just LET ME OUT!
Don't be so hard on yourself, Hwi, you lasted all of two hours.
Carolyn is hiding in that ravine full of trash behind the school, in some cave, and she said something about going to the robot factory tonight for something important.
Robot factory, eh? Alright then, Hwi, you're free to go but you'll be on probation for a bit.
So Carolyn's going to that gratuitous robot factory again tonight. Do some recon work and let us know what's up.
*fart* LOLO

 

by IB_XC
10-28-03
Excellent. These robots will feel no pain and will never tire, the perfect soldiers.
Hehehehe...soon, Mistress Carolyn, you shall rule IB!
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by IB_XC
10-28-03
I HAVE A JOKE FOR YOU
"BRAD SUCKS: A ONE MAN BAND WITH NO FANS"
IT'S NOT A JOKE! GET IT! LOL!
ROFLMAO

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