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Those last two comics were accidents. Don't read them.
In fact. Don't read any of these comics.

 

*NIGHTFALL*
*GODZOOKI 666*
*ANIME GUY*

 
GODDAMN IT I DON' HAVE ANY ASS-FUCKING COMIC IDEAS! FUCK STRIPCREATOR AND MYSELF!
This is what you get for not having any comic ideas, brain.

 

[EXACTLY LIKE HALF A DOZEN OF MY PREVIOUS COMICS]
I'm an addict of [generic drug #17] therefore an immoral person.
Why don't you corrupt me because I'm an ignorant innocent middle-class white girl?
Now I'm high off of the previously mentioned drug, and one of the side effects of that drug is raping and killing little girls.
Oh snap.
Good thing we caught you before you killed again. Because you're lower-class you're going straight to jail which makes me America's hero, but if Bill O'Rielly did the same thing, he's go to a rehab.
Oh snap.

 
*he'd go to a rehab.

 

FUCK PEPITO IN ITS ASS WITH CHOCOLATE ON THE CLITORIS
OMG FUCK PEPITO IN HIS ANUS AND IT'S LIEK ANUS SEX WITH PEPITO BECAUSE HE'S A PEDO-NECRO-ZOO-DENDROPHILE FROM HELL WHO'S GOING TO RAPE THAT BABY OF YOURS
OMG BUT PEPITO IS SO BRILANT AND CLEVAR B CUZ IT'S A PIECE OF COMPUTAR HARDWARE THATS RILLY A COMMIE RUSSIAN LIEK KARL MARX
FUCK PEPITO IN ITS ASS WITH CHOCOLATE ON THE CLITORIS
PEPITO STICKS IT'S PENIS IN MY NOSTRIL WITH CHOCOLATE ON IT'S GLANS
OMG NO PEPITO IS LIKE A STUPPID COMUNIST AND I MAEK A CLEVER POLITIKAL JOEK AND COMMUNISTS R TEH ULTIMATE EVAL
Biscuit!
I rape Kaufman, Kaddar, Kajun, Dexx, and Gabe.

 

A conversation with SSJPabs
Well...um...what's your favorite style of Mon-Kiri?
Well, there's two schools of thoughts on that matter, one is that traditional Japanese...-
A conversation wit[FUCK]h SSJPabs
...nnnnnnnnnyyyyyaaaaaaa........
A conv[SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE: WEAR KHAKIS]ersation with SSJPabs
BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BASEBALL BA

 

THIS COMIC APPEALS TO PPL OF TEH POP-KULTARE
Do you want to be a contestant on Joe Millionaire season 2?
No.
Why not.
Because last time you said I was going to be marrying a millionare and it turned out he wasn't one. So you're just going to do the exact same thing.
Well...uh...this time he really is a millionare.
Oh, OK. Sign me up then.

 

Hey, do you want to be a contestant on Level 5 of Halo where you have to shoot the FLUDD with a plasma cannon?
Snap, no. That would be like Super Mario Brothers 2 Japanese version.
Why not? You'd be like the Ice Clibmers in SSBM.
Because you told me I was going to mary Q-Bert and you didn't. That wasn't a j33h@x0r
What about Jak 2?
Jak 2 rocks my manbag.

 

THAT LAEST COMIC APALED 2 SUB-CULTURES THIS ONE APEALS 2 COUNTER CULTURE
Do you want to be a contestant on Joe Millionaire season 2?
No.
Why not?
Because last time you said I was going to be marrying a millionaire and it turned out he wasn't one. So you're just going to do the exact same thing.
SMASH THE STATE! FREE PALESTINE!
1, 2, 3 TOO MANY VIETNAMS!

 

THIS OEN APEALS 2 TEH HIGH CULTURE!!!
I just saw an off-Broadway play that was a Tennessee Williams-esque Southern homage to Samual Beckett. The writing was par but the acting left something to be desired.
Speaking of which, did you see the Metropolitan Shakespeare Guild's production of "Much Ado"? Excellent use of iambic pentameter.
Do you know anything similar to Arvo Part-tabula rasa?
The two Arvo Pärt recordings out there that I like are the "Tabula Rasa" to which you refer, and the "Te Deum" with the Estonian Philharmonic Chamber Choir and the Tallinn Chamber Orchestra...
...with Tõnu Kaljuste conducting. It includes the titular Te Deum, a splendid piece for string orchestra and chorus that was my introduction to Pärt's music. Oh well, see you at the wine tasting clu
Ha ha I farted.

 

Everything's $1
Man, working in retail really sucks ass.
Hey, how would you like to be promoted to manager?
Everything's $1
That'd be excellent!
Well, there's one thing you have to do for me first.
Everything's $1
What?
You have to have sex with me.

 

omg im giong 2 raep yuo.
omg no i dunt waent u 2
wel 2 bad thats whi its raep.
oh yea ok than
omg raep si so hielarious
*RAEPS*
ha ha ur taering up my vagiena

 

MESSED-UP MORT
OMG IEM MESED UP MORT!!!!1
I hate my life.

 

Esyoda: OMG OMG THE LIBRALS THINK MUSLIM IS A RELAGUN OF PEACE BUT THAR RONG ITS MEAN MAHOAMOD HAD SEX WITH LITTLE GIRLS AND MARRIED MULTIPLE PEOPLE AND HE MITE HAEV SAD A SWAR UNCE UNLIEK JESUS
AND OMGF THE ELITE LIBRAL LEFT SI TRYING 2 TEL US THAT IT WAS NICE IN REALITY MUSLIMS ARE BAD N THEY HAEV SMALL PENISES AND ALSO HOMOSEXUALS FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE ASS B CUZ THEYR RETARDS!!!1
I SHUD NO I RAED THE KORAN RILLY!!1 IM TIERD OF FEMINAZIS WHU WANT WOMEN 2 B CONSIDERED HUMAN!!1 OMGWTF SHUT UP DUMBASS DYKES MAYBE SHAVE UR LEGS AND ILL LISTTAN 2 U!!!1
AND LOL IF PPL DUN WANT TEH 10 COMMANDMENTS (WICH WERE RITTEN BY JESUS ON MT. OLYPSUS SO THAIR RILLY HOLIE) IN COURTROOMS THEY SHUD JUST NOT LOOK AND IF PPL DUN WANT THE GVTMENT KILING PPL DONT LOOK
*The republican party slogan
EVEERYONES INTITLED 2 MI OPINION* LOL!!1
Here, take my wallet, just don't hurt me!

 

On the AdultSwim.com message board, following tbhe Episode 20/26 messup
MI LIEF IS RUINED B CUZ I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER 7 DAYS 2 SEE TAH CONCLUSION 2 BIG O FUCK U IH HAET U OMG OMG UR ASS-FUCKS FRUM ATLANTA THAT HAEV SECKS WIT COWS ADN I'M GOING 2 KILL ALL OF U!!11
On the AdultSwim.com message board, following tbhe Episode 20/26 messup
U BITCH-FUKS R MEN AND DUM AND I HAET I AND TIHS IS TEH WORST DAIE OF MI LIEF AND TAHT KIM FUCK WHU MAED THE MISTAKE SHUD NOT ONLY B FIRED BTU RAEPD 2 DEATH!!!1 IL GET MI MOMMY 2 SOO U!!1
Mod: For the love of God, shut the fuck up! I mean I like Big O too, but good God!
On the AdultSwim.com message board, following tbhe Episode 20/26 messup
u hurt mi feelings :(

 

Somewhere in the 5th level of hell
HALOWEN SI A SATANIST HOLIDAY CREATED BY THE EVIL COMMUNIST MEDIA IN AN ATTEMPT TO TAKE EASTER AWAY FROM JESUS!!1
Good God, that makes perfect sense!
aSLO SEX EDUKATUN SI TAWT N NIENTH GRAD ADN TAHTS BAD B CUZ SEX IS EVIL (LIKE BUDDAH NDA MOHAWMAD( ITS B CUZ TEY DONT HAVE TEH TEN COMMANDMENTS IN CLASSES
You're preaching to the choir!
WE SHUD USDE PROPAGADNA 2 SAEV OR KIDS FROM TEH BRAINWASHED DEAN-VOETING SHIVA-WORSHIPPING POT-SMOEKING LIBERALS WHU HAET JESUS AND RAEPED HIS CORPSE!!1
You're more poetic than Shakespeare!

 

WS tries to negotiate
Alright, to make up for disappointing you with Big O, we're bumping the long-lost never-before-aired episode of Family Guy which was sure to get millions of viewers a week and airing Big O episode 26.
And we're having a special fun viewer-card night themed around how much we suck. So start submitting entries now...
...
OMG U GUYS R HITLER I WANT 2 RAEP UR MOTHARS...

 

Did you know that in Japan they put their furniture on the ceiling and there's no bread at all and all the men have wings on their penises?
And that the Japanese worship snowmen and 98 percent of the population plays La Cross and they have purple skin and horns?
That's not true.
How do you know? Have you been to Japan?

 

Socialist: The government is oppressing the working class, Negroids, women, and our right to freedom of speech. I'm going to voice my disgust by rioting and writing a newspaper.
Anarchist: The government is oppressing the working class, Negroids, women, and our right to freedom of speech. I'm going to voice my disgust by wearing a cool T-shirt I got at Hot Topic
Post-Modernist: the working class, Negroids, women, and our right to freedom of speech are being oppressed, but the government is a benevolent empire that's trying to help but can't because of the GOP
Democrat: The government might be kind of mean to working families, people of color, women, and all the glorious rights this glorious country gives us at times. That's why you should vote Howard Dean.
Neo-Conservative: The liberal media just wants us to think the government is victimizing negros, the lower class, and women. Those pinko feminists need to shut up. Welfare steals our tax money.
Neo-Nazi: The government is oppressing rich white Judeo-Christian Anglo-Saxons.

 

SwimBuddha: We had no choice but to put Home Movies on hiatus. It's ratings were dismal.
No they weren't! It's ratings were solid for two years on Sunday night until you people had the brilliant idea of moving it's time-slot to the former time-slot of the highest-rated show on Adult Swim
It got the same ratings it got on Sunday, but they weren't very good in comparison to Futurama's. And instead of moving it back to Sunday where it belonged, you pulled and ridiculed it.
Well...we're replacing it with a show that's name is synonymous with popularity...The Oblongs!
There. Look what you made me do.

 

A play in three acts
I...am the clitoris
Ahhh! I'm covered in chocolate!
Fin
Free Tibet!

 

1. Retardation, 2. Retardation, 3. Retardation
4. Retardaton, 5. Retardation, 6. Retardation
7. Retardation, 8. Retardation, 9. Retardation
10. Retardation, 11. Retardation, 12. Retardation, 13. Retardation, 14. Retardation
15. Retardation, 16. Retardation, 17. Retardation
18. Retardation, 19. Retardation, and 20. "omg jesus cum-fuked santa" by Digger.

 

From all your friends
One of the snakes she hallucinates about: Happy 101st birthday, Maude!
Assassin that's trying to kill her: Happy 101st birthday, Maude!
Weird Animal that she sees: Happy 101st birthday, Maude!
Weird Kid that she sees: Happy 101st birthday, Maude!
Her 135-year-old mother: Happy 101st birthday, Maude!
Her daughter, Sally Senger: (who's also the main conspirator of her assassination) Happy 101st birthday, Maude!

 

In the dungeon of Xagarth
I must vanquish you, Ancient Wyrm of Orador!
Awww...do you have to?
Well, not if you stop eating villagers and abducting and raping virgins.
Hmmm...deal. I'll do it on one condition
*suck suck*

 

Awww...Satan! Would you please stop corrupting the mortal wrealm with inhuman dastardly fiendish evil?
Alright.
Really?
Yeah, on one condition.
*sigh* *suck suck*

 

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=AustinimA&ID=186627
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=AustinimA&ID=186627
That's another Nazi comic!
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=AustinimA&ID=186627
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=AustinimA&ID=186627
That's another Nazi comic!
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=AustinimA&ID=186627
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=AustinimA&ID=186627
That's another Nazi comic!

 

At the North Pole
Here's the last present, Santa. Have a nice trip.
Aren't you forgetting something?
I hate this job.
Now that I think about it, the visual joke doesn't really work if you can see the character's crotch
*suck suck*

 

On Christmas Eve
And for you, Little Stacey, I have a rocking horse made by my Elves on the north pole
Oh boy! Thank you Santa
*Ahem*
*suck suck*

 

*TENTACLE HENTAI HOMAGE*
*FELLATIO*
*suck suck*
*POORLY WRITTEN ALL-CAPS RANT ABOUT HOW CONFORMIST AND SOLD-OUT ADULT SWIM IS*
*JINGOISTIC RHETORIC ABOUT HOW HIPPIES SUCK/ARE DUMBASSES/WEAR OUT-OF-STYLE CLOTHES/SODOMIZE SADDAM HUSSEIN*

 

*KILL BILL PARODY*
*TEBEOS ESCRITOS EN IDIOMAS EXRANJEROS*
*MESSED-UP MORT*
*"OMG IM SO SIEK UF THAT COMMERCAIL"*
*WORDS WRITTEN IN CAPS-LOCK USING THE PHRASE "OMG" THAT MAKE FUN OF REPUBLICANS AND INTERNET LAMERS*
*PANELS INCORPERATING THE TWO ASIAN GIRLS AND COMIC PREMISES USED OVER AND OVER AGAIN BY USING THE SAME TITLE WITH A NUMBER AT THE END*

 

I hate anime.
Why? Most animes are well-written, sophisticated, beautifully illustrated, and filled with emotional resonance.
That's why I hate it.

 

Oh, John Smith! I'm so glad you Europeans came over and committed rapine on our land, pillaged our villages, and raped our women.
Shut up and kiss me, Pocahontas!
*Generic Pseudo-Native American spiritualistic singing about the colors of the trees and animals*
We're the comic relief raccoon and hummingbird!
Oh God, kill me.

 

A parody of 70,547 comics on this site.
What up dawg! I'm a dirty negro that needs to be shot, G, because I speak in ebonics.
I, being a glorious white Anglo-Saxon, want you and your watermelon and your bad rap music out of here!
We've created evil devil music and eat friend chicken!
And say things like "homie" and "dawg"
OMG RACISM SI SO FUNNY
Because we're black people!
IE: Sinners

 

Midgets, Balls, and Boobs!
Balls, Boobs, and Midgets!
...Midgets, Balls, and Boobs!
No, BALLS BOOBS AND MIDGETS!!
I guess we'll have to agree to disagree.

 

http://uk.imdb.com/name/nm0124133/board/flat/3943265
http://uk.imdb.com/name/nm0124133/board/flat/3943265
That's a Nazi post!
http://uk.imdb.com/name/nm0124133/board/flat/3943265
http://uk.imdb.com/name/nm0124133/board/flat/3943265
That's a Nazi post!
http://uk.imdb.com/name/nm0124133/board/flat/3943265
http://uk.imdb.com/name/nm0124133/board/flat/3943265
That's a Nazi post!

 

http://www.okazu.banzaihosting.com/cowboybebop/culittleokirunya/cowboybebop_culittleokirunya.html
I made a new comic on StripCreator! (WITCH IS THE BEST WEBSIET EVAR)
Tim: I'm busy...
http://www.okazu.banzaihosting.com/cowboybebop/culittleokirunya/cowboybebop_culittleokirunya.html
Busy doing what?
Talking to you.
http://www.okazu.banzaihosting.com/cowboybebop/culittleokirunya/cowboybebop_culittleokirunya.html
You're not even a fucktard. You're worse. You're a Timtard
:(

 

Timtard takes a visit to Japan
Shiro-jin wa kangei de Nihongo
I hate Japs! Take this you stupid Jap! This is for creating anime!
*ZAP* *FIZZLE*
At a Shinto shrine
Your religion is dumb! Instead of having a church, you have a pointy building! That's retarded! And you worship Vishnu! Prepare to die, baldy!

 

At the Imperial palace in Tokyo (which looks like the White House)
Take this Emperor Ankihito! Which is a stupid Jap name! *kick*
You're emperor of the most homosexual country because you make Excel Saga (TEH WARTS CARTOON EVAR)
*coughs up blood*
Now I'm going to rape your bleeding unconcious body! But I bet you have a small cock because you're a sub-human Mongoloid!

 

In the dismal palace of Dark Lord Emily Wiggins
Excellent, little brother! It's a very good thing you killed Emperor Ankihito! He belongs to a bad culture which created anime, which is guilty of twelve counts of heresy!
Now let's consummate our relationship incestually
No, Tim! You can't hate Japan!
Why not?
They invented instant raman!
*HEAD EXPLODES*

 

CHRISTIANS GIVE ME BONRERS :(
(From StonedGoat :: 10-25-03 08:29pm)
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Schlong&ID=177667 http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=SinatraFonzarelli2&ID=186638 WHORE!!1111
(From Schlong :: 10-28-03 07:23pm)
EXCUSE ME??????? WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE JAPANESE?!?!?! I HAPPEN TO BE JAPANESE AND YOUR LATEST COMIC IS VERY RACEST! WHETHER YOU ARE TRYING TO BE FUNNY OR NOT, YOU ARE PREJUDEST! AND I ADVISE...
...YOU NOT TO MOCK MY RELIGION EITHER! What? Do you think I'm a retarded Shintoist? Hmmm? (from nobuo_yasuda :: 10-28-03 09:17pm)

 

N ORDAR 2 GIEV EVARYUN EQUAL VOICE HER R SOEM OF THE BAED THINGS PPL HAED 2 SAE
*CRICKETS CHIPR B CUZ THAR R NOEN B CUZ TIS SHOW SI ZAWSUM*
*LOLLOL*

 

EnglishPigDog64: PuffyAmiUmi are like the Jesus of weird J-pop schoolgirl fetishist-appealing duets who write theme songs to crappy American animes
L and Stande R 1: heh L and Stande R 1: i hate J-Pop
EnglishPigDog64: I've never really heard it
L and Stande R 1: barely
I'm really out of comic ideas.
EnglishPigDog64: January 11th! EnglishPigDog64: Fuck you Adult Swim!
L and Stande R 1 : =(

 

EnglishPigDog64: PuffyAmiUmi are like the Jesus of weird J-pop schoolgirl fetishist-appealing duets who write theme songs to crappy American animes
L and Stande R 1: heh L and Stande R 1: i hate J-Pop
*I LEFT OUT A LINE! FUCK STRIPCREATOR AND IT'S LACKING A COMIC-EDITING FEATURE*
EnglishPigDog64: I've never really heard it EnglishPigDog64: It has to be better than American pop
L and Stande R 1: barely
I'm really out of comic ideas.
EnglishPigDog64: January 11th! EnglishPigDog64: Fuck you Adult Swim!
L and Stande R 1 : =(

 

*RAT-AT-AT*

 

Dougo-CapnCruncho-Pornographo-Netuohnavo-Schlong-esque comic
WHY DO FARLEY AND FARRIS COVER THEMSELVES IN EGG AND CHEESE?
I DON'T KNOW, WHY?
BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO MAKE A BACON EGG AND CHEESE MCMUFFIN!

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL FARLEY AND/OR FARRIS WRAPPED IN A BLANKET?
WHAT?
A PIG IN A BLANKET!!!1 GET IT?
NO.

 

WHY DO FARLEY AND FARRIS' MOTHERS HAVE SIX TEATS?
BECAUSE...BECAUSE THEY'RE PIGS?
VERY GOOD! NOW GIVE ME HEAD!

 

FARLEY AND FARRIS ARE BOTH "SUS SCROFIA"
THEY'RE PIGS YOU DUMB BITCH!
OH HA HA!

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