All comics by SinatraFonzarelli2

Profile

 

IN THE EPISODE OF TWILIGHT ZONE WHERE THE WOMAN GETS THE PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT'S THE TWIST ENDING?
HMM...
YOU READ MY MIND
OH, THAT THE ENTIRE WORLD IS INHABITED BY FARLEYS AND FARRISES!!!1

 

WHY DO FARLEY AND FARRIS WALLOW IN MUD AND HAVE CURLY TAILS AND EMPATHIZE WITH THE WINNIE THE POOH CHARACTER "PIGLET"?
AND WHY DON'T ORTHODOX JEWS EAT THEM?
BECAUSE THEY'RE PIGS =)
NO BECAUSE THEY'RE DIRTY STINKING FUCKING COPS FROM VIRGINIA (THE STATE FULL OF IN-BRED PENROKUS)
I FUCKING HATE COPS >:(

 

This comic is written by a horny Japanese schoolboy who has the kana penmanship of a drunken chicken. It's supposedly a clever homage but it's really an excuse to draw boobies.
Now I'm getting the shit violently raped out of me, and by me, I mean a poorly-drawn transexual-esque likeness of me drawn by some kid during algebra class!
Now I'm covered in cum! Take that author of the original work!

 

Karimov: I'm the Neo-Stalinist autocrat of Uzbekistan who boils people alive!
Sezer: The Turkish government's killed more Kurds and owns more former Kurdistani land than Saddam Hussein!
Crown Prince and First Deputy Prime Minister Abdallah bin Abd al-Aziz Al Saud: As long as America doesn't dismantle this shitty monarchy, we'll keep giving them cheap oil.
Koizumi: Hey, I look pretty good in comparison.
Blair: I make even the Tory party look radical.
Sharon: I'm Ariel Sharon. Enough said.

 

BOO!!!
BOO!!!
BOO!!!
BOO!!!
You're failing to scare me.
No, we mean "boo" as in this comic sucks.

 

Down with the Left-Wing Communist Right-Wing Fascist check-out clerks
What happened to Miss Independence?
Kangaroos Gross Sean's Zebra To Darn Nazism. Bamboo Pisses My Yak Right Well.
I murdered her.
InajiraarijanI: I wonder why the phrase "swim like a jelly" has never come up...
Oh.

 

*Heinous Anus.
You're grounded from Gameboy for smoking weed.
Do you see the ethical hypocrisy in grounding me from Gameboy for indulging in an intoxicant in this drug-related culture, especially considering every morning you drink coffee...
...a substance ten times more noxious than marijuana, and you let me eat sugar at every meal, a substance equal if not greater in addiction to marijuana?
She's not just an enforcer, she's a good Mom.
Do you realize the only drugs banned and condemned by the government are the ones that don't benefit the government economically by having legalized? It's not a measure of dangerousness.
You're grounded from philosophical thought for smoking weed.

 

*Joke lifted from Family Guy*
*Joke lifted from an older episode of this show back when it was good*
*Joke lifted from Futurama*
*Joke lifted from Family Guy*
*Joke lifted from an older episode of this show back when it was good*
Comic Book Guy: I'm here to gratuitously repeat my asinie catch-phrase. Worst Episode Ever! Worst Episode Ever! Worst Episode Ever!

 

Merle: What's your political affiliation?
Lynn: I'm an anarchist.
Well just don't bring any guns to church!
I'm being flung into the center of the sun!

 

Trick or treat!
Wow, what a scary little devil costume you have.
I don't have any candy, but I do have another treat for you
I think this idea's officially been covered.
*suck suck*

 

November 1st, 2003
I'm so glad we're having hot unrestrained teenage sex, aren't you, honey?
You bet I am
*Duh dun dun dah dun dun dun dah dun dun dun*
*Gasp* It's Michael Myers!
Well, uh...actually, no. I'm his brother Todd Myers. I kill peopled on All Soul's Day. Well I haven't ever actually sucessfully killed anyone. But I did give this one girl a hell of an ingrown toenail
November 1st, 2003
You suck, Todd Myers!
:(

 

*Gasp* It's the horrible and evil entity Michael Myers come to kill me on All Souls Day!
Shagadellic baby! Groovy! Do I make you horny? Do I?
Good God! Kill me now!
WAYNE'S WORLD! WAYNE'S WORLD! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!
Die...you...son of a...bitch!
Donkeh! Ogres are likeh onions, Donkeh!

 

Happy happy All Souls Day, All Souls Day, happy happy All Souls Day from FOX Broadcasting!
*HEAD EXPLODES*
Happy happy All Souls Day, All Souls Day, happy happy All Souls Day from FOX Broadcasting!
At FOX Broadcasting
Mr. Murdoch, you know the new Wedensday show? The one that makes childrens' heads explode in the name of Satan? It's gotten terrible ratings.
Goddamn it! I knew those fucking hippies wouldn't stand for it! Oh well, ratings mean everything. Kill it like you did Andy Richter Controls the Universe.

 

You can not fake an orgasm! I think the man could tell!
Fine! Watch me! Oooh! Oooh! Ooooh! Ooooh! Yes! Oh God Yes!
Yes! Yes! Oh! Oooh! Oooooh yes! Oooooh yes!
I'll have what she's having.

 

When I gwow up, Unky Michael Myers, I want to kiww people just wike you!
Aww! You're so sweet, we're all going out for ice cream!
At Dairy Queen
I'm sorry sir, but I'm pretty sure you gave me a ten.
I so gave you a twenty, you jackass!
Well there, now you're dead, so that shows how great you are.

 

You know I'm cursed.
Oh.
Sucks for you.
No, sucks for you because you're dead.

 
USING HIS TELEKENETIC POWERS, MICHAEL MYERS SUMMONS THE MIGHTY GREAT WHITE SHARK!
*booboobooboo*

 
Busta Rhyme: I'm high.

 

All Souls Day Babies!
All Souls Day Babies!
All Souls Day Babies!
Alright, I think we're out of ideas.
This is Hollywood! Since when do you need an idea to make a movie?

 

*FUTURAMA*
*MURDERS IT*
*FAMILY GUY*
*MURDERS IT*
*ANDY RICHTER CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE*
*MURDERS IT*

 

*BONZAI*
(The purple gun is a "keep alive and milk to death" gun)
*THE SIMPSONS*
*KEEPS IT ALIVE AND MILKS IT TO DEATH*
*KING OF THE HILL*
*KEEPS IT ALIVE AND MILKS IT TO DEATH*

 

*MARRIED...WITH CHILDREN*
*Reruns the hell out of it on FX*
*THE X-FILES*
*Keeps it alive and milks it to death, even after the star of the show quits*
Sorry...that's it. Those were the only 8 brilliant shows on FOX.
Don't forget that show with Eddy Murphy as a puppet. It wasn't very good, but we sold the syndicated rights to an arthouse satellite network which is currently trying to pass it off as cutting-edge.

 

I fucked up. That last one should say "part 3".
I fucked up. That last one should say "part 3".
I fucked up. That last one should say "part 3".
I fucked up. That last one should say "part 3".
I fucked up. That last one should say "part 3".
Also, in part 2, in the first panel, I forgot to have the hunter say "*murders him*". Don't blame me, blame Hitler, and Brad for not making a comic editing feature.

 

Hiya, Joe.
Howdy do, Ern.
Seen Ed around?
Not since sensitivity training.
...I suck at this.
Why am I wearing a basketball jersey if this comic takes place during the Cival War?
The watermelon-eating is a sacred custom among people of color. I respect that. Now I'll kindly force you to pick my cotton, not that I'm calling you a cotton-picker because that would be wrong.

 

My comics totally suck ass and are as unfunny as hell.
Yep.
They have no merits other than the fact that I'm Latin, therefore I'm going to label them as Sub-Cultural comics that appeal to Hispanic people and if people don't like them I'll accuse them of racism
Sounds accurate.
"Do you want your anus stuffed with cotton?"
Would you like to see the orifice that my comic ideas come out of?
No because I don't like anuses HA HA!!!11

 

This is a message to BanzaiCarter, Doug, KiddyKong64, sl4, MastarDAN, CapnCrunch, RyuujinYuushi, Goshi, THELEFTISTCONSPIRACY, patquackssb, Netuohnav, Schlong, OMG_DaGmAr_6481987...
This is a message to BanzaiCarter, Doug, KiddyKong64, sl4, MastarDAN, CapnCrunch, RyuujinYuushi, Goshi, THELEFTISTCONSPIRACY, patquackssb, Netuohnav, Schlong, OMG_DaGmAr_6481987...
...jixbyphillips, 1111, and hitler. MAKE SOME GODDAMNM COMICS YOU FUCKTARDS!
Why the fuck is Lara7 on my favorites list anyway?

 

This is a message to BanzaiCarter, Doug, KiddyKong64, sl4, MastarDAN, CapnCrunch, RyuujinYuushi, Goshi, THELEFTISTCONSPIRACY, patquackssb, Netuohnav, Schlong, OMG_DaGmAr_6481987...
...not_Scyess, zenboy, boinky33, Brad, arrandildocompany, andydougan, NovayaRussia, RedNatsDnal, morey, fuck, lara7, Digger, Tom_D666, attitudechicka, Ven0m, pornography, NooniePuuBunny, Scyess...
From now on when I fuck up a comic, I'm going to re-make it. The re-made version will have "[v 2.0]" next to it. Read that version.
...jixbyphillips, 1111, and hitler. MAKE SOME GODDAMNM COMICS YOU FUCKTARDS!
Why the fuck is Lara7 on my favorites list anyway?

 

In the confessional
Alright, I have one.
StripCreator and In4mador are my only friends?
Are you going to give me head or what?

 

OMG I DIRECTED CHINATOWN AND GODFATHER GIVE ME A CARTON LIEK SOWTH PARK
I'M UR DIRTY UNEDUCATED FAT CUNNALINGUS-INDULGING SHIT-ENCRUSTED HORRIBLY SUB-HUMAN WATERMELON-CRAVING POOR NEGRO BUTLER!!!1
U BET UR AS IM ANIMATED AND RICH LIEK CARTMNA ON SAWTH PAERK!!11 I HAEV SO MUECH MOEYNY ISNT IT SO HILARIOUS HOW MUCH MORE DEKADENT AND BOURGEOIS I AM THAN U???/
IM THE FUKTARD COMEDY CENTRAL CEO THAT GAVE TIHS GUY A SHOW. HE WALKED UP AND SAD 'I DIEREKTED CHINATOWN GIVE ME A SHOW" AND AFTER HE GAEV ME ORAEL SECKS I SAD OK
I'M GONG 2 MAEK A HOLE EPSOED REVOLVING AROND MI RICH FAMUS SPACIEL GUEST STAR FRIEND!!!1
IM THE RICH FAMUS FREND OF ROBERT EVANS...IM CHRISTOPHER LOWELL FROM THE INTERIOR DECORASHUN SHO

 

Today's forum [purchaser] user is Brad
Since you're not around, I don't have to let you down, I can't say I mind at all, buddy we're not friends, yeah.
Since you're not around, I don't have to let you down, I can't say I mind at all, buddy we're not friends, yeah.
No wonder you don't have any fans.
Oh what's that? I'm sorry, I thought I just heard the sound of you being banned.

 

Chad Sucks A One-Mod Forum with no Fans
Chad Sucks A One-Mod Forum with no Fans
Chad Sucks A One-Mod Forum with no Fans
Chad Sucks A One-Mod Forum with no Fans
Chad Sucks A One-Mod Forum with no Fans
Chad Sucks A One-Mod Forum with no Fans
Chad Sucks A One-Mod Forum with no Fans
Chad Sucks A One-Mod Forum with no Fans
It's times like these the author wishes he had a life

 

Saf: the site will be undergoing major changes in the near future, with a complete shift of focus.
So hang tight
The Near Future
Pizza delivery!
Oh but my big bulging muscles hae nothing to pay with, and also at the store today I bought way too much vasoline and cooking oil. If only there was a way to resolve both of these problems.

 

Nevin and Sean play trivial persuit
Alright, I choose literature.
OK. What Lewis Carroll book has a three-word title, and the first word is "Alice", and the third word starts with a "W" and the second word is "in" and the third word is "Wonderland".
...Alice in Wonderland?
Correct. Next category: Sports. How many individual pubic hairs does DeMaggio have?
Fuck Trivial Persuit
...What the fuck?

 

*RING RING*
Hey...hey...hey...Is your refrigerator running?
Why, yes, it is. Why do you ask?
Well you better catch it then! Ha ha ha!
That's it! I'm calling the police!

 

Oscar is a total slob! While Felix is Hitler's brain reconstituted in a robot's body.
Now they're forced to live together in an apartment.
Now Oscar, use a coaster.
Meh, make me, Felix.
*Dun dun dun dun dun duh dun duh dun duh dun dun duh*
Gottfluch es! Benutzen Sie dieses Küstenmotorschiff, oder ich setze Sie in die Räume Sie sub-menschlich Jude ein!

 

Leon Trotsky's mattress penis pasta happened to convert my anus into Amida Noyorai
BOCA BURGER BOCA BURGER BOCA BURGER BOCA BURGER DADA
Panjabi Pop-Tarts melted by the sun *HEART GAMEBOY* Stalin is liquified long live Stakhanov with a flower-pot on the vulva.
Marylin Mansooon
Matt Wilson: Obviously, it makes perfect sense. Anyone who doesn't understand it is a vacuous moron and obviously they don't get it because they're not as smart as the glorious savior Matt Wilson.

 

I was too lazy to make up a witty title
Zach: Fine, explain episode 26 if you understood it.
Well...obviously, the part where they said "Stalin is liquified long live Stakhanov with a flower-pot on the vulva." was...uh...it meant they were all zombies made by Hitler...and...uhh...yeah...
...and it meant that...well Stakhanov was a metaphor for...it's like The Matrix...*mumbles*
I shouldn't have to explain it to a simpleton like you. The show is pretentious anyway.

 

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=TubbyCheeseMan69&ID=188138
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=TubbyCheeseMan69&ID=188138
Enough with the Nazi comics
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=TubbyCheeseMan69&ID=188138
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=TubbyCheeseMan69&ID=188138
Enough with the Nazi comics
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=TubbyCheeseMan69&ID=188138
http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=TubbyCheeseMan69&ID=188138
ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING NAZI COMICS!

 

Why the fuck did Kaddar make a Pets.com puppet graphic when there hasn't been a Pets.com commercial in 5 years?
The same reason he made a G.I character but didn't make a second one with a gun.
*OMG JSTU KDIGN NO OFANCE!!!1
Kaddar's a fucktard.*
He's not as bad as the shitty Penny Arcade graphics.
OMG U CAN HAVE THEIR B GABE, A SQUIRREL, ADN A BENCH!!1
OGM VARIATI!!!1

 

 
*RAPES*

 

Farley.
Farris.
*Woododododo dun dun dun Woododododo dun dun dun*
*Duh dun dun duh duh dun duh dun duh duh dun duh dun dun duh*
*SHOT*

 

Hey, I came for some more free harmonica lessons.
OMG OM G OK BTU U GOET 2 SE R NEW SIET ADN IST NEW & IMPRUVED 3.0 WIT NEW FATUERS!!11
Oh, OK. What are the new features?
U HAVING 2 PAY

 

President Bush turns good
I handed candy out to children during the Macy's Day parade.
No you didn't! You had G.Is shoot them with uranium-tipped bullets!
Well...bad habits die hard.

 

White Pop Music
OMG OPS I DIED TI AGAN I PLAED WIT UR HART LOL WID U HAEV 2 MAEK TIGNS SO KOMPLICATED IM A VIGRIN RILLY AND I HAEV LESBIAN SECKS WIT MADONNA IF I DI 50 MARE WIL TAEK MY PLAEC!!1 WAT HAEPND 2 MIS IND..
OMG IM SO PUNK...SEE.."FUCK" I SAD A SWAR!!1 IM SO KEWL DNA CUTIGN EADGE B CUZ IM N A BOY BAND HOW ORAGINAL!!!1 EXCUSE ME AS MTV CRAMS UBIQUITOUS CRAP LIEK MY WORK DOWN UR THRAOTS!!1
Black Pop Music
WORD UP G DAWG I RAP ABOT LIEF ON THE STRETS AND GROWING UP POOR EVAN THO IM A MILONARE WHO LIVED N BAVERLY HILS HSI HOLE LIEF!q!1 GRATUITOUS EBONICS; HOMIE BLING BLING HOOD SMACK WORD TO YOUR MOMMA
OMG I USE DRUGS AND HAEV CASHAL SECKS WIT PPL BUT JUST SAY NO ADN SAVE THE CARRAIGE 4 MARAGE LOL THIS ABLUM WIL GO MEGA-PALTNUM B CUZ MILONS UF WITE SUBURBANITES WIL BI IT!!1
Contemporary Country
OR MUSAC SONDS EXACLY LIEK POP MUSIC EXAPT WE SIGN IN FAKE SOTHARN ACENTS!!1 ASLO WER AL RITE-WIGN MORONS EXCEPT TEH DIXIE CHICKS BUT THER CARERS WERE RUNED WEN THEY EXPRESSED THERE OPINUNS
GOD BLESS AMERICA IM SO PACHRIATIC ADN LOV OR PRESIDENT NOW LETS HONAR JOHNNY CASH (A FAR SUPERIOR MUSICIAN) BY BUTCHERING OEN OF HIS SONGS EVAN THO HE WAS A RADICAL LEFTIST HU WE WUD HAET OTHARWISE!!

 

Watered-down punk that insincerely appeals to skaters and other morons
EH WAS A SK8R BOI SAD SHE U L8R BOI I SPEL THINGS WIT TEH NUMBER "8" B CUZ I SK8 LOL I DO GRINDERS AND WEELIES BCUZ I SKATE I SWAR 2 GAWD I DU
OMG OMG IM A WORHTLES GREEN DAY RIPOF IM SO WIDL WACH ME JUMP INTO A POOL HOW WACKI!!!1 NOW IM NUED & SOWTIG OBSCENATIS HA HA HOW CONSHRAVERSAL!!1
Adult Contemporary
WEN I WAS A KID MY DAD FUCKED ME IN THE ASS HOW SENTAMETNAL ADN POIGNANT BTW TAHT DIDNT AKCHUALY HAPPEN I JSTU MAED IT UP TO SEL ABLUMS!!1
IM SO PASUNATE HOW ADUTL ROL\FF TAEK BUBLE BATHS WILE LISHUNIGN 2 THIS B CUZ UR SO MACHURE ADN HAEV PASSIONATE HOT SECKS LLO!!1
Venerable Classic Rock stars
BYU TIKETS 2 AR COCNERS AND LISEN 2 DOEZNS OF SHITY NEW SONGS B FOR U GET TO HER "ROCKET MAN" OR "SATISFACTION" B CUZ WE DIDNT HAEV TEH DECENSY 2 DIE WEN WE WUR GOOD LIEK LENNON DID
IF I CUD TURN BAEK TIEM TIS IS MY FINAL FAREWELL SUPAR-ALBUM B CUZ AL OF THE PLASTIC ON MI BODY IS MELTIGN NOW EXCUSE ME AS IO GO BLEACH MY HAR!!1

 

What's your view on the war?
I'm pro-murder.
What's your view on economics?
I'm pro-starvation.
What's your view on religion?
I'm pro-zealousness

 

What's your opinion on race relations?
I'm pro-dehumanization.
What's your view on censorship?
I'm pro-book burning.
What's your view on feminism?
I'm pro-chauvinism

 

What's your view on seperation of church and state?
I'm pro-thought control
What's your view on Native American relations?
I'm pro-rapine
What's your opinion on the media?
I'm pro-propaganda

 

What's your opinion on international relations?
I'm pro-alienation.
What's your opinion on immigration?
I'm pro-xenophobia.
What's your opinion on the police force?
I'm pro-brutality.

Showing page 7.

« Previous Next »