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by Screendummie
2-09-05
Another Day for Tops and Tess
Cigs are sweet...
You mean cancer is sweet?
Here come MR. Butts to save the day!
Excuse me bitch, but cigarettes do not cause cancer.
Then what does? The smoke? The tars? What?
MR. Butts saves the day!
Bitch...an astroid kilt all them dinosaurs, not cigarettes.
Let me have a smoke then.

 

by Screendummie
2-09-05
That's one ugly crackhead
All I want for Christmas is brains...
Ho, ho, ho...Merr...What the fuck happen here?
The apacolypse...blessed hope...rapture...great tribulation...hell on earth...
Why am I still here then?
Jesus hates you.

 

by Screendummie
2-09-05
Hey man...look at your dreads. Its like you're in some sort of bebop world of transends the earthly.
Are you a zombie? You look pasty and gangly looking.
Man, I'm just trying to make a living working and weaving, Man. Its not just the gangreen, but a whole world of music.
So you're a hippie then?
Fuck...no brains.
Zippity doo da, Man. Zippity doo da.

 

by Screendummie
2-09-05
Out by the ol' watercooler.
And then when the orgy of blood really began, I saw our old foreman.
You mean Mr. Ascroft?
Yeah, you should've seen the terror on his face before I bit it off.
Classic, man.
He was rolling all over the ground bleeding to death. After he rose and became the undead, he fucking fired me!
That's a kick in the nuts.

 

by Screendummie
2-10-05
Songs of Hunger
Well I would walk five hundred miles...
And I would walk five hundred more...
To be that zombie who walk one thousands miles to eat your brains.

 

by Screendummie
2-10-05
...departing from the hospital
I can't wait...I want wait...I can't wait...
Man...I hate to tell you this. But he dead. The pope dead and they replaced him with an animatronic robot.
Dear God...its so unfair.

 

by Screendummie
2-10-05
Out in the vast oceans lies bait ready for our elusive untersea zombies.
And here comes one now!
So, is this like one of those wildlife shows?
The untersea zombie is proud as it is fierce!
This is a the last time a take money from a loan shark named Scarface.
So...what do I do now?

 

by Screendummie
2-10-05
I've been working a new routine. Wanna hear?
Shoot.
How many zombies can change a light bulb?
You're kidding, right?
None, we're all dead! Get it?
I may be just a tentacle and all. But that was shit.

 

by Screendummie
2-10-05
You know, I was once a circus geek when I was teenager.
Really? Seems like an usual job for a kid.
My family had to make ends meet. So they sold me off.
That's harsh, man.
Kind of ironic when you think about about it.
Bitting the heads off of chickens and humans. Not much of a career change.

 

by Screendummie
2-13-05
Zombie Theology
Did you know Jesus hates you?
No Jevus died for my sins I doubt he hates me
What makes you think that?
Why would he die for me if he hates me?
Because you're a queer.
Ah, but I thought that meant God hated me, not Jevus.

 

by Screendummie
2-13-05
You know, we should put down more of our conversations in the strips.
I just hate the fact that now people are gonna think I'm a hack.
I think we should post in the forums and ask which one is funnier.
Yeah, but too late, arsehole.
Thats the point. Diff characters, diff background, whose is funnier?
Yours...I hate you.

 

by Screendummie
2-13-05
Did you check out my latest?
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh...No one's gonna get it!
Yeah. That's the point.
And, WAIT A MINUTE...WHY AM I THE QUEER GUY!
Aren't you?
Well, yes, but now everyone knows it!

 

by Screendummie
2-13-05
Shouldn't they know it?
NO!
People are gonna think your an asshole!
So I had to end it with him...or whatever.
Fuck, man. Don't talk to me anymore.

 

by Screendummie
2-14-05
That was fucking horrible. No continuity. No plot. And the slashing blew chunks.
Man he hasn't this pissed since Jason X.
The only hope to save the slasher flick from shitboxs like The Grudge and White Noise is The Devil's Rejects.
Why don't you make your own?
You're really not listening here.

 

by Screendummie
2-14-05
If your comp has Chinese characters, you'll be able to read it fully.
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What the hell are you saying?
If not...
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Look...you either speak Satanic or don't speak to me at all anymore.

 

by Screendummie
2-14-05
Happy Valentine's Day!
I brought you these flowers.
You know, our relationship will last a week as long as these flowers do.
Why...why did you have to hurt our love?

 

by Screendummie
2-15-05
Welcome to Three-Dollar Bill Burger. What would you like today?
Hmmmm....
I would like horse head burger with scalloped brains.
Would you like fries with that?
Did you hear me say fries, asshole?

 

by Screendummie
2-15-05
Imma eidolon.
An Idolawn?
I shall eat your soul!
I am still here to defeat you and defend the American way!
That soul was particularly sweet and stupid.

 

by Screendummie
2-15-05
Hi...my name is Zombie X and I have a problem.

 

by Screendummie
2-15-05
Damn...I forgot what I was gonna say.

 

by Screendummie
2-15-05
It sucked.
Yeah...of course a dumbass like you couldn't figure it out.
Let me get this straight, you say my comics suck I agree, I say yours suck and you call me names? Hmmm...
Yeah.
Ah, ok then.
Its like a Communist regime.

 

by Screendummie
2-16-05
A boy...should I?
A squirrel...should I?
I guess they did.

 

by Screendummie
2-16-05
Hope to God he remembers this time.
Hi, my name is Zombie X, and I do remember my problem.
My problem is that I have been eating vegetables rather than human flesh and brains for weeks now.

 

by Screendummie
2-16-05
Oh Great Satan, I pray to you thou are in Hell to make "The Devil's Rejects" an awsome movie!
Carnations? I demand daffodils!

 

by Screendummie
2-17-05
So...what kind of zombie are you? Flesh-eater or brain eater?
I'd prefer not to say.
Why the fuck not? Are you some sort of fucking vegitarian?
No! Tell me it ain't so!

 

by Screendummie
2-17-05
When the fuck did that happen?
For several weeks now.
It started with a lettuce leaf here and there. Then to hard stuff.
What the hell would that be?
Artichoke hearts.

 

by Screendummie
2-19-05
How in the hell did you hide that?
You know all those brain burgers you thought I was eating.
Yeah. They smelled like rancid ass.
No way.
Well...they are those disgusting veggie burgers.

 

by Screendummie
2-19-05
Who else knows about this?
Oh, I've been seeing this support group?
What fruity group would this be?
Zombies Anonymous.
There's a group called ZA? No fucking way.
Yeah. They're my anonymous friends.

 

by Screendummie
2-20-05
So I heard you came out of the closet.
I'm not gay.
I'm not talking about that you fucking vegan!

 

by Screendummie
2-20-05
So...I heard.
Seems like everyone knows now.
Did Jason tell you?
Um...no. I figured it out when I saw you snorting cauliflower in the zombiesroom.

 

by Screendummie
2-21-05
I heard about your little tribute to Hunter Thompson.
Yeah? So what?
So yeah. The school called me and told me your faux pas bottles of beer and blunts.
Hey, not my fault he wrote "Fear and Loathing thing in Las Vegas."
What did I tell you about your tributes since Ray Charles?
Yeah...I guess it wasn't a good idea to blind the music teacher.

 

by Screendummie
2-21-05
Me and Malcom X have never gotten...
I know Malcom X died today back in '65.
Me and him go back a long ways.
on together well since he was a...
That's why I converted to Islam for a like a month.
He was a brother with alot of rage.
Muslim and all.
That's why I hate whitey now.
Not that it did me much good now.

 

by Screendummie
2-22-05
After hearing your stand up. You do have a rapist wit.
Don't you mean rapier wit?
No, rapist wit. Cause after hearing you, I feel like I've been raped.

 

by Screendummie
2-22-05
Go to http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/
You ever check out Firefox?
Nope.
Go to http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/
I think you should check out Firefox
Will you suck my balls?
Do it now! http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/
Sure.
That was easy!

 

by Screendummie
2-23-05
I got another call from your principle.
Whatever it was, it wasn't my fault.
You decided to show classmates your "peninsula of masculinity"?
I was betted that I couldn't lean on my "peninsula" like a tripod.
Guess who won fifty bucks?

 

by Screendummie
2-23-05
So I was at the company party last night.
You did you Nostradumass act?
Yeah, it wasn't what everyone was expecting.
I thought the boss was in the b-room at the time. But silly me, cause I lost the raise I was gonna get.

 

by Screendummie
2-23-05
http://www.xbox.com/en-US/news/0502/powercordannouncement.htm
You know that some XBox cords are defective right?
Nope.
http://www.xbox.com/en-US/news/0502/powercordannouncement.htm
Yeah, some of them catch fire as your playing.
Really?
http://www.xbox.com/en-US/news/0502/powercordannouncement.htm
Yeah.
That would be awsome to see happen at your house!

 

by Screendummie
2-24-05
I would like to apologize to you all.
I know my son Jeffery is a difficult student. But honestly, he's not the bad.
Excuse, but I expected some sort of aplause for this.

 

by Screendummie
2-24-05
Where am I?
Hey, there. My name is Joe, and I just love that color of yours. I just matches your eyes.
This is worse then hell!

 

by Screendummie
2-24-05
You must be new here.
Why am I here?
Oh...this where you go where even Satan gets tired of you.
I dislike that answer!

 

by Screendummie
2-24-05
And what did you do to piss off Satan?
You don't wanna hear it.
I demand that you answer me!
Oh, someone snitched to Satan that I've been eating veggies.
*Gasp!*
See...I told you that you didn't want to hear it.

 

by Screendummie
2-25-05
Why do you not eat human flesh?
Correction, I used to eat human brains.
I'm not one of those damned flesh eaters.
You are not right! Consume humans!

 

by Screendummie
2-25-05
Why have you choosen a path of ill omen?
Ill omen? No its a lifestyle change.
You, but only have one lifestyle! Human brains and flesh!
You see, that's the problem. You people don't listen.
I am the Eidolon! You listen to me!
I think you got it all backwards there.

 

by Screendummie
2-25-05
What is an eidolon anyways?
It does not matter that you understand. You must eat flesh!
Listen to me, I eat...errr used to eat brains, dammit!

 

by Screendummie
2-26-05
So Satan found out?
Yeah, but I'd like to figure out who snitched on me.
I think I have a guess or two.
?
Wait...You faggot!

 

by Screendummie
2-26-05
I'd like to know why you decided to be such a silly faggot.
Silly? I thought our love was genuine.
You knew that it was a joke to freak out everybody, jagoff!

 

by Screendummie
2-26-05
I'm so sorry in being such a silly queer.
I mean, I didn't think Satan would keep you in Gay Heaven for so long.
Please...spank me for being bad!

 

by Screendummie
2-27-05
I didn't think Satan would let you out of Gay Heaven.
Yeah...well. Joe finally confessed he snitched.
Yeah, but I didn't think you would want to get out.
How many fucking times do I have to say we're not gay!

 

by Screendummie
2-27-05
So you eat veggies?
Yeah.
That explains why I heard those strange snorting sounds in the bathroom stall.
Yeah.
When I say eat...I think I should say fucking veghead.
Fuck you too, buddy.

 

by Screendummie
2-28-05
Welcome to Three-Dollar Burger. How may I help you?
I would like your ultra-mega tender crispy bacon jack spicy chicken sandwhich.
Wait a minute...why are there more fucking nouns and adjectives then fucking food?

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