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by Wilbur
12-14-06
OUR STORY BEGINS WITH BOB THE ROBOT AND MARY OF COURSE...
I'M HORNY BOB
HOW IS THAT OKAY? MARY WILL HAVE CYBORG BABIES UNLESS....
THAT'S OKAY MARY
HOW?
AWW YESSS! UH HUH AW YEAH HE'S GOT EM' GO BOB AW RIGHT OH YEAH! SORRY... HEH HEH TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER EXCITING ADVENTURE OF... ROBO BOB AND MARY!!
I'VE GOT SOME CONDOMS
HAHA THAT WAS FUNNY I GET IT ACTUALLY NO I DON'T

 

by Wilbur
12-14-06
OUR STORY CONTINUES...
MARY WHY IS THAT GUY LOOKIN AT US?
I'M NOT MARY, THAT'S MY MOM
IT'S JESUS!!
AAAAH! IT'S JESUS! THEY THINK I'VE CRUCIFIED HIM!!!
....
BOB'S IN TROUBLE NOW!!!!
MAYBE IF I GET SOME KINDA COSTUME...
....

 

by Wilbur
12-14-06
OUR STORY CONTINUES...
OK DON'T GET SCARED...
WELL...
AAAAAAH!!!!!
TUNE IN LATER...
AW CRAP I'M A FREAKIN KID GREAT COSTUME
IT'LL WORK..

 

by Wilbur
12-14-06
OUR STORY SADLY CONTINUES...(EDITORS NOTE: THE KID IS ROBO BOB IN A COSTUME.)
THEY'RE COMING HIDE!!!!
HAHA VERY FUNNY..
WHAT IS HE THINKING????
ALRIGHT I'M HERE TO COLLECT SOULS
HE'S OVER THERE
TUNE IN FRIDAY OR WHENEVER...
HELLO, YOU SHALL BE THE TASTIEST OF ALL SOULS...
NOOO! TAKE MY SISTER SHE'S A TEACHER!!!

 

by Wilbur
12-15-06
THE GRIM REAPER HAS ARRIVED AND IS COLLECTING JESUS'S SOUL! ONLY ROBO BO CAN SAVE HIM!
WHAT SHOULD I DO? RUN AWAY LIKE ALWAYS?
I'D LEAVE. C'MON YOU DON'T NEED JESUS!
ON NO! SATAN IS HERE AND IS TEMPTING ROBO BOB TO RUN AWAY! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM HE'S A LIAR! I LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY!
WELL.I DON'T KNOW..
COME TO MY OFFICE. WE CAN DISCUSS THINGS THERE..
DON'T LISTEN I FELL FOR THE SAME THING! NO HE'S TAKEN HIS COSTUME OFF! DON'T GO ROBO BOB DON'T GO. AW WHAT THE H@#*, GO RIGHT AHEAD SE WHAT I CARE. TUNE IN SOMETIME TODAY! THERE IS MORE TO COME!
WELL I DON'T KNOW. SHOULD I?
WHY THE H@#* ARE YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF? IV'E GOT MARGARITAS!!

 

by Wilbur
12-15-06
WHY MUST OUR STORY CONTINUE
THIS IS YOUR OFFICE? IT'S HELL STUPID!
YEAH AIN'T IT GREAT
MEANWHILE...
MY BABY! I'LL SAVE YOU.
NO I MUST DIE LIKE MY FATHER COMMANDED
HIS FATHER... WELL TUNE IN LATER FOR #6!!!
THIS IS YOUR DAD?
YES IT'S ME...

 

by Wilbur
12-15-06
CONTINUED...
AAAH!
HA HA ME SCARY
A NICE DEMON WHAT THE? THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FREAKIN NICE DEMON. DEMONS ARE SCARY AND EVIL
WHAAH?!
OH SORRY I FORGET TELL YOU ME NICE
TUNE IN LATER IF YA LIKE THIS CRAP
A NICE DEMON?!
IT HAPPEN

 

by Wilbur
12-15-06
LET'S GO SAVE MY BABY!
OKAY!
UH WELL I UHH
HAHA YOU'RE TO LATE. AND YOU, YOU CALL YOURSELF A DEMON. SATAN SHALL BE MOST DISPLEASED
TUNE IN SATURDAY FOR THE CONCLUSION. NOT REALLY.
AHH!! HAPPY PLACE GO BAD
YOU CALLED REAPER...

 

by Wilbur
12-15-06
THE NATIVE TRIBE SO QUIET SO PEACEFUL. LITTLE DO THEY KNOW THERE TRIBE WILL BEGONE AS SOON AS I CAN LIGHT THIS MATCH...
ME HAPPY HOW 'BOUT YOU?
HAPPY FEELING MAKE ME HAPPY
REMMEMBER KIDS THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PLAY WITH MATCHES..
THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU.. THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO SMOKEY

 

by Wilbur
12-15-06
HEY KID YA WANNA KNIFE?
WHAT DOES IT DO?
ANYTHING YA WANT IT TO!
WILL IT GET RID OF MY MOM?
YEAH.
OKAY HOW MUCH?

 

by Wilbur
12-15-06
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? I'M GONNA CALL 911 ON YOU BOY!!
HEY MOM LOOK AT THIS COOL KNIFE I GOT!
DRUGS FREE DRUGS
HEY MAN
HEY YOU INTERESTED IN DRUGS KID?
YEAH WHY?

 

by Wilbur
12-15-06
BOB THE BUNNY.. AT THE METH FACTORY...
HEY FOXY LADY.
I AIN'T NO LADY!
SURE...
ARE YOU HITTING ON ME?
YESS (AAACK)
HE WAS FUN TO KILL...

 

by Wilbur
12-15-06
THIS IS BOB THE BUNNY. HE WORKS AT A METH LAB.
HEY GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!
BLAH BLAH BLAH AND I WAS TOTALY LIKE, "OMG YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH JUSTIN?"
HE HATES HIS JOB
DUDE I TOLD YOU TO STOP FOLLOWING ME! NOW FOR MY COUNTRY I SAY DIE YOU F@#4%&* BAS#@$%!
SO THEN SHE WAS ALL LIKE, "WHY, SHOULD I DATE WHO YOU THINK IS THE BEST YOU FREAKIN B@#$%& ?" SO THEN SHE WAS ALL MAD AND LIKE LEFT
NOW THAT THAT STUPID ASIAN IS DEAD LET'S MOVE ON TO THE PRESIDENT! TO THE WHITE HOUSE!
AHH I FEEL BETTER
SO THEN I WAS ALL MAD AT HER AND WAS LIKE MAD LIKE LIKE AND WELL I WAS MAD YA KNOW AND WELL I WAS MAD AND NOW I'M ALL, "DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!" ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME MISTER? HELLO?? AACK!!

 

by Wilbur
12-15-06
SURE, AND HERE'S FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS FOR A PLANE TICKET!
YO BOSS CAN I HAVE A BREAK TO GO KILL THE LEADER OF OUR COUNTRY, GEORGE BUSH AND COME BACK OHH IN THREE YEARS?
IN THREE YEARS RIGHT?
OK THANKS SEE YA
HELLO GEORGE COULD I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU?
WHY SURE...

 

by Wilbur
12-15-06
HA HA HA HA FINALLY. I JUST HOPE THE SECRET SERVICE DOESN'T SEE ME!
I CAN'T FEEL MY HEART AACK! (DEAD)
YEAH WHY?
WOOAH! DID YOU DO THAT?
NO!
OK WHY DON'T YOU CLEAN THAT UP AND I'LL BE BACK WHEN YOU'RE DONE

 

by Wilbur
12-15-06
IN A WORLD WHERE EVERYTHING IS PEACEFUL...
I'M HAPPY!
ME TOO!
IT'S JUST NOT EARTH...
YAY! I SEE A UNICORN!
I SEE A BUNNY
MEANWHILE AT EARTH...
FINALLY... THE NUCLEAR ROCKET SHE IS READY!!! 5, 4, 3, 2...

 

by Wilbur
12-15-06
OKAY IGOR THIS IS THE PRESENT STORAGE...
YEAH
SO THIS IS WHERE ALL THE PRESENTS ARE STORED
UH HUH WHY?
SO WHERE ARE THE PRESENTS?
UH SANTA THE ELVES HAVE BEEN DRUNK ALL YEAR WE'RE STILL KINDA WORKING ON THE WHOLE PRESENT PART...

 

by Wilbur
12-15-06
COME CLOSER RICKY CLOSER
MY DOCTOR DOESN'T LET ME TALK TO STRANGERS. OR SHARKS.
WELL WHAT IF O TOLD YOU I WAS A MAGICAL SHARK?
YOU MEAN LIKE MY BLENDER?
OKAY SO THIS ONE WASN'T VERY GOOD. DON'T COMPLAIN.
NO. A BLENDER WAS MADE BY MAN. NOT MAGIC. (IDIOT)
SO ONLY ANIMALS ARE MAGICAL. SO THAT EXPLAINS ALL THE SCARS FROM THE BLENDER....

 

by Wilbur
12-15-06
OFFICE: COMING SOON STARRING MONKEY AND GOTH BOY

 

Editors Note: The Adventures of Robo Bob and Mary will be Published four times a day. Starting In February it will be published once a day. In March it'll be published the amont of times I want it to
LIKE HALF OF YOU CARE ANYWAY.
BOB THAT AIN'T IN THE SCRIPT!!!
by Wilbur, 12-15-06

 

THE BATTLE FOR SURVIVAL BEGINS...
HOHOHO! SOMEONE'S BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY THIS YEAR. I THINK I'LL NEED SOME EXTRA COAL FOR YOU!
AWW DOES SOMEONE NEED TO MEET MR.AX?
by Wilbur, 12-15-06

 

by Wilbur
12-16-06
ERR BOSS ME ER. WELL....
IF YOU WANT TO STAY ALIVE I SUGGEST YOU ATTACK THAT KID!
GOODBYE MARY...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WHAT? WHY IS HE HELPING SATAN?FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EXCITING ADVENTURE OF ROBO BOB AND MARY!!
IT IS DONE MY MASTER...
AHHHH! I'M ON FIRE!!! HELP ME ROBO BOB!!!

 

by Wilbur
12-16-06
OUR STORY COUNTINUES BACK IN HELL..
SAVE ME ROBO BOB!
ON NO! MARY IS IN TROUBLE SWITCHING INTO ARNGRY FORMATION...
BUT ROBO BOB IS TO DRUNK TO SAVE MARY...
SO DRUNK.. LIGHTS FLASHING.. STOP SHAKING GROUND...
MEANWHILE... OH NO! FLASHBACK TIME...
DID ME MAKE DADDY HAPPY?
YES, YES YOU DID... DON'T BOTHER PUTTING OUT THAT FIRE. JUST LET HER BURN. SHE DESERVES IT FOR DOING WHAT SHE DID TO ME THOSE SIXTEEN YEARS AGO...

 

by Wilbur
12-16-06
"EVER SINCE I MET MARY I'VE HATED HER. I MEAN WELL JUST LISTEN TO MY STORY. I USED TO BE A GOOD LITTLE BOY. HELPING OLD LADIES CROSS THE STREET..."
LITTLE BOY WILL YOU HELP ME CROSS THE STREET?
OKAY WADY
"I WAS YOUNG I SPOKE WEIRD. I HAD ONE LAST SNACKY WACKY LEFT. IT WAS FOR ME.
YAY I GOT THE LAST SNACKY WACKY!
ME TAKE THAT! (GULP) YUM IT GOOD!!
"UNTILL MARY CAME AND STOLE IT FROM ME! AND THAT'S THE STORY OF WHY I HATE MARY. THAT IS WHY SHE MUST DIE. NOT A QUICK ONE BUT A LONG PAINFUL DEATH WITH MUCH SCREAMING!" -SATAN
YOU... YOU.. I SHALL GET MY REVENGE!!!
AHHH! THIS PLACE MAKE MARY SCARED!!!

 

by Wilbur
12-16-06
OH NO! ROBO BOB IS DRUNK AND THE DEMON WHO IS SLOWLY KILLING HER THAT WAS NICE IS THE ONLY ONE TO SAVE MARY!
MUST SAVE MARY... ARRRGHH! THE SHEPEIS IS.. MIS... KIS..
BUT ALL HIS LIFE HE WANTED TO PLEASE HIS DAD, SATAN. AND NOW HE'S DONE IT. BY KILLING MARY. THE ONE SATAN HATES MORE THAN HIS CREATOR.
I WAS. NOW I JUST WANT TO MAKE MY DAD PROUD.
PLEASE HELP ME! I THOUGHT YOU WERE NICE MR. DEMON!

 

by Wilbur
12-16-06
I NEED A VACATION...
NO WAIT SANTA!
WHAT IS IT IGOR?
YOU AND I ARE THE ONLY ONES SOBER ENOUGH TO MAKE THE PRESENTS IN NINE DAYS! LET'S GET TO WORKING THE WHALE BLUBBER OFF ON YOU!
HELP? ARE YOU KIDDING? I'M TO OVERWEIGHT TO HELP!
MAYBE IF YOU JUST LEFT THOSE COOKIES ON THE TABLE! DANG, WHAT ARE THOSE KIDS FEEDING YOU? WHAT THEY SHOULD BE DOIN IS GIVING YOU DICOUNT CUPONS TO A FITNESS CENTER!

 

by Wilbur
12-16-06
SORRY FOR ALL THE PROBLEMS. I NOW PRESENT THE NEW VERSION.
I NEED A VACATION..
NO WAIT SANTA!
WHAT IS IT IGOR?
YOU AND I THE ONLY SOBER ONE'S WE GOTTA MAKE THE TOYS IN NINE DAYS!
YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT I'M TO OVERWEIGHT TO HELP!
THESE KIDS SHOULD BE GIVIN YOU DICOUNT CUPONS TO A FITNESS CENTER

 

by Wilbur
12-19-06
OHHHH.... UHH... WHAT IGOR?
SANTA... WAKE UP...
YOU'VE BEEN DRUNK FOR THREE DAYS. WE'VE GOT SIX DAYS TO MAKE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!
LET'S JUST PUT EVERYONE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST...
NICE....

 

by Wilbur
12-20-06
WHAT'S THIS PLACE?
THE LETTER ROOM. I JUST GOT NEARLY 50 THOUSAND LETTERS FROM NICE KIDS ON WHAT THEY WANT FOR CRISTMAS
WELL YOUR ON YOUR OWN. I'M GOING BACK TO THE BAR..
WAIT SANTA! TAKE ME WITH YOU!

 

by Wilbur
12-20-06
IT IS YOUR TIME FAT MAN..
WELL WHY MR. DARK SCARY MAN? HO HO HO!
YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT POLLY POCKET PLAYSET TWO YEARS AGO!
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST. YOU KNOW WITH ALL THAT REAPING AND NO JOLLY. AND THEN THE ONE YEAR INSTEAD OF GIVING ME CHRISTMAS COOKIES YOU...

 

by Wilbur
12-21-06
SANTA THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA TELL YA
I'M SOBER
OKAY FRANK GET ME SEVEN MARGARITAS FOR MY FREIND OVER HERE

 

by Wilbur
12-22-06
AFTER FIVE DAYS ROBO BOB IS BACK ON HIS FEET AND IN HIS MOST POWERFUL STAGE, (DO NOT CONFUSE WITH THAT FREAKIN SHOW POEKMON) ANGRY MODE!
TAKE ME WITH YOU ROBO BOB!
SORRY I'VE GOTTA SAVE MARY!
WOOAH! I DIDN'T DO THIS WHO'S BEEN ON MY PROPERTY..
TO BE CONTINUED....
EXCUSE ME WHO ARE YOU?
I'M THE NINJA NEXT DOOR...

 

by Wilbur
12-22-06
DUDE CAN YOU BELEIVE I ONLY GOT TWO PLANES FOR CHRISTMAS?
DUUUDDDEE I ONLE GOT SEVEN AMUSEMENT PARKS
NOT AS BAD AS MY SEVENTEEN MANSIONS
DUDE IT SO SUCKS TO BE YOU

 

by Wilbur
12-24-06
SANTA GET OUT HERE. WE GOTTA GO DELIVER THE COAL TO NORTH KOREA AND IRAQ THEN SEND OUT APOLOGY LETTERS TO THE REST OF THE WORLD!
OH, STILL UPSET ABOUT LAST YEAR WHEN THOSE BONY LITTLE KOREANS JUMPED YOU AND TOOK OF WITH YOUR SLEIGH EH? AND LETS NOT FORGET WHEN IRAQ BOMBED YOU DOWN TWO YEARS AGO...

 

by Wilbur
12-25-06
YAY! IT'S CHRISTMAS! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY PRESENTS!
...
PRESENTS....

 

by Wilbur
12-27-06
HOLY SH... MARY? IS THAT YOU?
YES! COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
YES WHAT?
PUT OUT THIS FREAKIN FIRE!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?
IDIOT...

 

by Wilbur
12-27-06
DON'T WORRY KID.... AND ROBOT. I'LL SAVE YOU FROM SATAN!
MY HERO!
OKAY HERE IT COMES...
ALRIGHT YOU DIAPER WEARING MEXICAN GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT!
HE SAVED US HOW?
EXACTLY..

 

by Wilbur
12-27-06
THE NINJA NEXT DOOR IS A PIG?
HELLO NINJA. ENJOYING YOUR NEW CELL?
I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!
DON'T BOTHER FIGHTING. I TOOK ALL OF YOUR WEAPONS AFTER I KNOCKED YOU OUT
grrr...
WITH A PEBBLE. WHY?
BY THE WAY HOW DID YOU KNOCK ME OUT?

 

by Wilbur
12-27-06
WHERE'S THE NINJA?
HE'S IN A SEPERATE CELL
OH SH@# HE'S GONNA DO SOMETHING STUPID LIKE BREAK OUT AND RESCUE US
EVEN IF HE DID GET OUT HE WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
THIS WAS A WAY BETTER IDEA IN MY HEAD

 

by Wilbur
12-27-06
SIR THE PRISONER HAS ESCAPED
WHICH ONE?
THE NINJA SIRE
HMMM...
I'M SUPRISED THAT THE ROBOT HASN'T ALLREADY ESCAPED

 

by Wilbur
12-27-06
OKAY MARY HURRY..
I'M COMING. I JUST FORGOT SOMETHING ER I MEAN SOMEONE..
HOLY..
HA HA HA! I'M FREE, FREE!

 

by Wilbur
12-27-06
WOAH WHY THE HE@# AM I IN HEAVEN I SHOULD BE IN HELL RIGHT NOW!
HOW DID I DIE?
YOU GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A DANDELION

 

by Wilbur
12-28-06
HOW COULD I DIE FROM A PEBBLE?
ONLY YOU COULD
BUT HOW, HOW DID I DIE?
MASSIVE BLOOD LOSS

 

by Wilbur
12-28-06
COME ON HURRY UP GUYS!
WHAT AN IDIOT...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN HERE?
BREAKING OUT OF JAIL JUST DON'T TELL SATAN....

 

by Wilbur
12-29-06
BUT THERE'S ONE PROBLEM
AND?
I AM SATAN!!!
OH, I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED..

 

WHY DO THE NUNS ALWAYS DIE HAPILLY?
WELL I KNOW HOW I DIED, HOW'D YOU?
I DIED FROM AN STD, TWELVE OF THEM..
by Wilbur, 12-29-06

 

by Wilbur
12-30-06
UP NEXT ON EYE WHITNESS YOU NEWS, SADDAM HUSSEIN EXECUTED
FU@# YOU STUPID AMERICAN!
CLOSER SADDAM CLOSER...
YES YOU'VE HEARD IT FROM US SADDAM HUSSEIN WAS EXECUTED LAST NIGHT AROUND 10:00
CAMERAMEN, NO CHEERING UNTIL AFTER THE SHOW!

 

by Wilbur
12-30-06
I'LL GIVE YOU TWO CHOICES NINJA AND FRIENDS, GO BACK IN THE CELL WHERE YOU BELONG....
WHAT'S THE OTHER CHOICE?
I'LL SEND YOU BACK TO EARTH WHERE YOU WILL LIVE HAPILLY AND DIE AT THE AGE OF 142 AFTER COMPLETING A WORLD RECORD TRACK EVENT
EARTH EARTH!

 

by Wilbur
12-30-06
OK EVERYONE CHOSE TO GO BACK TO EARTH RIGHT?
YUP
HA! TO BAD DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I NEVER GIVE ANYONE WHAT THEY WANT! TO HELL WITH YOU ALL!

 

by Wilbur
1-01-07
WELCOME TO CHANNEL 3 EYE WHITNESS YOU NEWS. MARY COULDN'T MAKE IT IN TODAY. SHE HAD A LITTLE TO MUCH FUN LAST NIGHT
COMING UP: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE BEFORE A SURGEON GETS PUSHED TO FAR? FIND OUT ONLY HERE ON CHANNEL THREE!
MAN I WISH I WAS HER

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