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| Holy Cursewords Porkman! The Apocalypse is upon us! The world ends now with both a bang AND a whimper! | |
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| Several thousand of both, in fact. | |
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| Our only hope now is to find one of those underground vaults and lay low for a few years, then come back to drink toilet water and loot gimpy morons wearing car parts as codpieces! | |
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| How is this any different from Porkman's daily routine BEFORE world-ending Apoopycloops? | |
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| You won't be able to Instagram it. | |
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| NOPE! FUCK THAT! Take me now, Lady Boom-Boom, for Porkman have nothing to live for! | |
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