Mr. Meatballs

Author: biped

Date: September 17, 2005

by biped
9-17-05
Hello, little girl. My name is I. P. Meatballs, and --
HAA-HAA!!! YOU PEE MEATBALLS!!!
NYAH. NYAH. NYAH-NYAAAH NYAH! YOOOU PEEEEE MEEEAT-BAAALLS!!! NYAH NYAH --
Please...leave me alone...(choke)
My god -- how in the world did that little girl know that I pee meatballs?