Mr. Meatballs 2

Author: biped

Date: September 17, 2005

by biped
9-17-05
I'll need your name, sir.
Yes, of course...I. P. Meatballs.
Sir, the Utah State Department of Motor Vehicles is NOT interested in the fact that you pee meatballs.
WHA--WHO IN GOD'S NAME TOLD YOU? HOW COME EVERYONE KNOWS MY SHAMEFUL SECRET?
I PEE MEATBALLS!!! EVERYONE MIGHT AS WELL KNOW IT!!! I PEE MEATBALLS!!! I PEE MEATBALLS!!!
Hey, I crap linguini! Let's do lunch!