New Aspirin

Author: mandingo

Date: January 8, 2013

by mandingo
1-08-13
doc, my knee kind of hurts when it gets cold out.
here, try New Aspirin!
New Aspirin might cause spontaneous AIDS, ball gout, stankfinger, orbital herpes, water allergy, bigfoot dick, prolific simile (like a boss),
death, vomitting, deathvomitting, metallic constipation, ball slapping, rectal implosion, warring brain lobes, palpable regret, dry blinking, the inability to love,
and knee pain when it gets cold out.