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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Winner of the following: CC #364 and #373 and #400 / RCD #16 and #20 / OPC #45 / WW #59 / FTC #120.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl and those without and then there's the educational Primer for Naïve Maidens presented as a public service.

Laughter is the Spackle of the Soul

by themushroom
10-07-08
In the seventh grade, I had to read Stephen Crane's The Red Badge of Courage.
Getting shot while wandering around in clouds of blue and grey smoke is very noble!
Dude? You were high. I'd rather be shot than have to read this ****.
In the tenth grade, I had to read William Golding's Lord of the Flies.
Why do the other kids keep saying "sucks to your asmar, bollocks to your rules"? We need to work together to get off this island!
You remind me of Jeff Probst. Except that he always lives to the rescue.
In college, I wrote term papers for other students, always for classes I didn't take on subjects I knew nothing about. They received high marks. High school proved teachers don't read term papers.
I got a 100% on my social work thesis for Mr. Nygaard! Thanks Mushy!
I got a 95% on the comparison paper between Egypt and Mesopotamia. I owe you, Mushy!

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themushroom says:

As always, based on a true story. And since I couldn't get work study for two years of my college experience, writing other people's papers was how I fed myself.
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