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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for NaÃ¯ve Maidens.

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Maidens' Primer : The heartbreak of Arid Clam Syndrome

by themushroom
10-09-08

There are many reasons why your well of womanhood becomes dessicated, such as the time of the month or infections.


	Dad, is it normal for my... down there... to get so dry and itchy? I keep needing to scratch it during the day.


	These things happen, my dear. Hey, by any chance, do you wear those shorts to school?

This is a normal part of vaginal ownership and can be easily treated by lubricants and in extreme cases medications.


	Usually, yeah. Since I'm the best volleyball player and we have a 12-0 record, no one makes us change.


	So you frequestly reach up into the legs of your shorts to scratch your vagina in class?

Try not to scratch. Do not believe anyone who says they can detect the cause of the problem by sniffing your fingers, or can remedy the issue by licking your labia.


	That sums it up. Why do you ask?


	The balance of life: You're dry in the crotch yet you're making others' crotches wet.

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