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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for NaÃ¯ve Maidens.

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I could never cut a perfect heart out of red paper

by themushroom
2-13-11


	*To cut this elaborate pattern out of craft paper you must be precise with your use of scissors.*


	That is so beautiful. I want to be able to make things like that easily!


	Mommy! I just watched some great scissoring on TV and I want to learn how to do it so well people will come to me!


	That's nice dear, I... WHAT?! GO TO YOUR ROOM!!


	What the hell are we going to do?


	Maybe you shouldn't leave your porn DVDs laying around, dear.

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