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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl, those without, and my Primer for NaÃ¯ve Maidens.

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Maidens' Primer : Carpet munching for beginners

by themushroom
2-13-11

Love comes in many forms. It is not just boys who want to have sexual relations with you -- there will be girls who are interested in sexual congress.


	Have you ever played doctor with another girl?


	Y'know, I haven't. Boys want to play doctor and girls want to play house.

This is known as homosexuality and the girls are called lesbians. A little bit of interest and experimentation is normal in a person's growing up.


	Would you like to play doctor? I mean, with me, another girl.


	I dunno, I'm not into messing with or being messed with by another girl.

A lot of interest means either the girl really is lesban or she can't find a boy of a different ethnicity with which to rebel against her parents' beliefs.


	Will your gyno-cologist be a male doctor or a female doctor?


	A female, of course! Why?

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