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After years of writing captions on found photos I figure I can throw together some cartoons from clipart. They should be funny as hell. But I'm probably wrong.

Winner of the following: CC #364 and #373 and #400 / RCD #16 and #20 / OPC #45 / WW #59 / FTC #120.

Three sets: those with Target Greeter Girl and those without and then there's the educational Primer for Naïve Maidens presented as a public service.

Laughter is the Spackle of the Soul

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by themushroom
4-11-20
It's natural that you have urges and itches in your naughty regions. When a man isn't available and your fingers can't do the walking adequately, there are sex toys you can use.
I hate trying to find my bean through my pocket.
I cut out the pocket for that reason!
A variety of shapes, sizes, actions, and features are available. They can vibrate, curve to reach nooks, have spikes and textures, even be in the shape of mythical animals dongs.
It sounds like you are filled with the Holy Spirit!
I am filled with a vibrating egg. Timed it so I came during a hymn.
Consider yourself blessed that you are not stuck using Fleshlights, blow up dolls, or cowboy anus like men are.
hmmm...
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A Primer For Naïve Maidens

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DBoba says:

Dude, congratulations man, I think you've pretty much scored a seat in the VIP section of HELL!!!! (LOL)
posted Apr 12th, 2020 ( permalink )

themushroom says:

No I said DO NOT take any part of a cowboy internally! I'd go to hell if I spoke in FAVOR of it!
posted Apr 13th, 2020 ( permalink )


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