Hey everyone, remember this contest?

I just figured I would bring it back. The idea is "worst things to say" in a certain situation. Basically, submit a comic with people saying stuff that would be a really bad idea at the chosen event or situation.

Today's topic: World's Worst Things to Say in your Boss' Office.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Things to Say in your Boss' Office']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I was actually thinking about this the other day. Thanks DX for bringing it back.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Gladly! :D

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'Work ethics']

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AFROMANS MOVE

Is there a winner? Does it operate like FTCs and CCs?

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

[Click to view comic: 'Worst things to say in the boss's office']

Yes, there is. I'll choose a winner sometime Sunday.

Also, guys, when thinking of the comic, think "World's Worst Step" on "Who's Line Is It Anyway?". Mainly, it's just the characters saying something, not really interaction between characters.

It's not a requirment, but my judging will be partially based on keeping with the format.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing to say at a "welcome home baby!" party']

fzh... try to stay on topic, please?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Oops...that's why I should have read the original topic.... sorry.

Sokay. :D

BTW all, Monty Python humor is encouraged in this contest ;)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

does this count?

[Click to view comic: 'god, why']

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Well, it counts as Monty Python...

But it won't make you win. :P

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I actually said this...
[Click to view comic: 'Devotion']

[Click to view comic: 'Holiday Treat']
[Click to view comic: 'Resuming Normal Operations']

[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing to say to a taxi driver']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Worst thing to say in your boss' office']

I figured this one was obvious.

[Click to view comic: 'WW 3: A way with words.']

Sorry sorry sorry... but I had to do it.

[Click to view comic: 'WW 3: What-Not-to-Say-to-Your-Boss Physics']

[Click to view comic: 'Performance Review']

[Click to view comic: 'WW3: Worst thing to SING at the office']
Choad, the dollar store series lives on in my heart.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Sometimes you just have to throw out a lump of shit and hope someone else likes it more than you do. (Usually because you can't think of anything better.)

[Click to view comic: 'WW3: Shock and Awe']

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst things to say to your boss']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'IT's Three... Three... Three Worsts in One!']

Hey, DX! Thanks for bringing this contest back! I lurved it in its previous incarnation!

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This is not my empire.

[Click to view comic: 'World's Worst Things to Say in your Boss' Office']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.