Hey everyone, remember this contest?

I just figured I would bring it back. The idea is "worst things to say" in a certain situation. Basically, submit a comic with people saying stuff that would be a really bad idea at the chosen event or situation.

Today's topic: World's Worst Things to Say in your Boss' Office.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

World's Worst Things to Say in your Boss' Office by dcomposed 1-21-04

How's that project coming on? It's coming on your mom. Hey, it was junior wages, how does he expect me to act?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I was actually thinking about this the other day. Thanks DX for bringing it back.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Gladly! :D

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Work ethics by EvilZak 10-12-03

Look at my new suitcase! How'd you afford it? I saved on bandwidth costs by hosting all my porn files here. In fact, I saved ten dollars a month alone just for moving the boss's daughter collection here.

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AFROMANS MOVE

Is there a winner? Does it operate like FTCs and CCs?

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

Worst things to say in the boss's office by crabby 1-21-04

Do you know why I asked you into my office today Sven? Yes, yes I do. I just want you to know sir, I love you too. Actually, I called you into here today to tell you to stop bringing your sword to the factory. oh. I'm not gay you know. Ok. Please leave my office now. I'm really not gay.

Yes, there is. I'll choose a winner sometime Sunday.

Also, guys, when thinking of the comic, think "World's Worst Step" on "Who's Line Is It Anyway?". Mainly, it's just the characters saying something, not really interaction between characters.

It's not a requirment, but my judging will be partially based on keeping with the format.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Worst thing to say at a "welcome home baby!" party by fzh 1-21-04

It's a boy, Isn't he cute? Sure. So what do we have for entertainment today? well... Know any good dead baby jokes?

fzh... try to stay on topic, please?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Oops...that's why I should have read the original topic.... sorry.

Sokay. :D

BTW all, Monty Python humor is encouraged in this contest ;)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

does this count?

god, why by MaxPayne 1-21-04

Look, you stupid bah-stahd, you've got no arms left! Yes I have, LOOK! Merely a flesh wound!

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Well, it counts as Monty Python...

But it won't make you win. :P

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I actually said this...

Devotion by choadwarrior 11-20-03

I just read your e-mail where you criticized how I handled the staff meeting. I just think you caused more problems than you solved. But you've always been my most loyal supporter. I still am. It would be disloyal to let you act like an asshole and not tell you.

Holiday Treat by choadwarrior 12-02-03

Have you tried any of the homemade candy I brought in yesterday yet? Um...yeah...it was really good. Hmmm...he's obviously lying. Yup...I ate the whole bag...sure was yummy. I'll just have to poison his coffee instead.

Resuming Normal Operations by choadwarrior 10-30-03

We are going to bring all staff back tomorrow and re-open school on Monday. What concerns do we need to address before then? Will I get any extra pay because I worked during the emergency? Has anyone seen my special pen? Will there be food at this meeting? Are we still having the Halloween contest at lunch tomorrow? Would you mind if I burned all these witches while the fire is still hot?

Worst thing to say to a taxi driver by ObiJo 1-22-04

obijo, please try to stay on topic, would you? Fuck that! If I was the type of guy who stayed on topic, I wouldn't be making comics at work in the first place! And I sure as shit wouldn't be making them on my boss's computer just for the cheap thrill of possibly getting caught! And I SUPER SURE as shit wouldn't be fucking his wife! Or his daughter! Or making them fuck each other while I rough up his son!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Worst thing to say in your boss' office by crabby 1-22-04

RAYMOND, I need those spread sheets in my office before three today! You know you're a giant filthy lizard right?

I figured this one was obvious.

WW 3: A way with words. by Beaz 1-22-04

Blah blah bler blee blee blah... Hey boss! Yes? Fuck you.

Sorry sorry sorry... but I had to do it.

WW 3: What-Not-to-Say-to-Your-Boss Physics by Beaz 1-22-04

One day at the ranch... in the I.T. department... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

Performance Review by TheGovernor 1-22-04

Ahh Jenkins, I think we need to discuss your performance as your department seems to have slipped a bit this quarter, so I thought Id give you some pointers. Well sir, any tips you could give me would be great. You need to start thinking more creatively, start taking the bull by the horns. Come in on the competition from unexpected angles, and when you've finally caught them off guard, ram the product home! Funny, your wife said those exact same words to me in bed last night!! So do you have any vacancies then?

WW3: Worst thing to SING at the office by attitudechicka 1-22-04

Everything's $1 You know what I hate? That "Sunshine, Lolipops, Rainbows" song. Really? Everything's $1 Wanna have some fun? Everything's $1 o/ Sunshine lolipops`n`rainbows everthing is wonderful when we're together o/

Choad, the dollar store series lives on in my heart.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Sometimes you just have to throw out a lump of shit and hope someone else likes it more than you do. (Usually because you can't think of anything better.)

WW3: Shock and Awe by IB_XC 1-22-04

5 minutes earlier... RECRUITS! Tell me why you worthless sacks of shit signed up for the fine U.S. military! For the gay barracks sex!

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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"

World's Worst things to say to your boss by mmyers 1-22-04

At the door... I'm wanting to make some changes around here. That's what everyone says, then they get burned out, run down, blocked out, and then fired. Then a new guy comes in and HE wants to make changes... In the hallway... How do I get to make so much money for being such a complete dumbass? In the bathroom... For a guy who thinks his shit doesn't stink, you sure left stall two smelling not so fragerent.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

IT's Three... Three... Three Worsts in One! by flickguy 1-22-04

#1... It's only sexual harrassment if I don't like it. #2... Sorry I'm late - it took forever for your wife to leave my apartment this morning. #3... Hey, boss-man! Wanna hear about my new embezzlement scheme?

Hey, DX! Thanks for bringing this contest back! I lurved it in its previous incarnation!

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This is not my empire.

World's Worst Things to Say in your Boss' Office by mmyers 1-22-04

You're a real bitch at work but I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that you're a tiger between the sheets. I looked over the report you just turned in and... Man, you read that report like there was a sandwich at the end of it. Suckie, suckie, four dollah... What what for the what what?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.