Welcome to FTCX, viagra for your holiday spirit.

Here's the rules:

-Copy the comic below exactly.
-Add text to one, the other, or both characters in the last panel, but don't change the other panels.
-You may use the mirrored characters in the last panel.
-You can change the title if you want.

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: Insert Title Here']

A psychic award will be given if you make a comic similar to the one I'm thinking of.

The Zinger Award is the most highly sought-after award. It not only tells you that you have a great punchline, but also gives you the honor of hosting FTC#11.

My personal favorite is the Title Award, so for this contest I'm going to give both the Title Award and the Bonus Award to whoever has the best title.

Unless the elfs find me, forcing me to relocate, I plan on judging sometime Wednesday.

Good luck, have fun.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: That Crazy Martian']

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: The boy didn't want Jax on christmas hurr hurr hurr.']

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: Threg ame ghrom thel!']

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: Should have done some market research!']

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: You'll get what you want, if you've been good!']

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: Keep Christmas in December!!! (Slight Return)']

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX-mas']

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This is not my empire.

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Shag it!! the title should say 'Santa says 'No THC this Rismas.'

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'Spunk'd On Dreams.']

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC X - Illegal Alien']

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This is not my empire.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC X - Take a bite out of crime']

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This is not my empire.

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: What's inside counts.']

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: You'll take it and like it.']

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: GASP!']

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: Covert Christmas']

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: Have A Repelgorz Xmas']

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: A substitute for sex relief!']

Itis actually the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, DragonXero!!!

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: To Boldy Go Where No Flan Has Gone Before....']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC X: Plant-a-clause is coming to town']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC X: Come All Ye Gray-ful']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC X: Not That There's Anything Wrong With That...']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: An Observation']

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: Time Changer']

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: Chime Tanger']

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: Love When Winter Comes']

Mikey, Pslock, GO OUTSIDE!
You need fresh air!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: FOXToons TVLand']

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Contrary to popular belief, UNIX is user friendly. It just happens to be selective about who it makes friends with.

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: For Great Justice']
[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: Jesus Riseth Upeth Againeth']
[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: I think I'm cheating']
[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: Kevin Bloody Wilson']
[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: Ho Ho Ho Wacko Jacko']

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: Underneath the mistletoe last night...?']

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: Remember FTC3?']

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: Fat Ted's Crazy X-mas']

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 10- Ms. Claus???']

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

[Click to view comic: 'FTCXmas Spam qwiwowpket']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'Holly Jolly Space Tyrant']

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX: If all else fails...']

[Click to view comic: 'FTCX : Santa Claus/Alien Physics']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

[Click to view comic: 'FFCX: Ha Ha, I Am Teh Funny LMAOHJFDKJDGA']
[Click to view comic: 'FFCX: Mommy']

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Poop.