Welcome to FTCX, viagra for your holiday spirit.

Here's the rules:

-Copy the comic below exactly.
-Add text to one, the other, or both characters in the last panel, but don't change the other panels.
-You may use the mirrored characters in the last panel.
-You can change the title if you want.

FTCX: Insert Title Here by ObiJo 11-20-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches!

A psychic award will be given if you make a comic similar to the one I'm thinking of.

The Zinger Award is the most highly sought-after award. It not only tells you that you have a great punchline, but also gives you the honor of hosting FTC#11.

My personal favorite is the Title Award, so for this contest I'm going to give both the Title Award and the Bonus Award to whoever has the best title.

Unless the elfs find me, forcing me to relocate, I plan on judging sometime Wednesday.

Good luck, have fun.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

FTCX: That Crazy Martian by DragonXero 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! And what would you like for Christmas, little, uh, Grey? An Illudium 36 Space Modulator!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

FTCX: The boy didn't want Jax on christmas hurr hurr hurr. by KaddarComps 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! So what would you like for Christmas, Michael? A little boy and little girl.

FTCX: Threg ame ghrom thel! by Johnny_Lincoln 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches Snerg mackle throm durnsliddly, jrag? mmmm... threg ame ghrom thel...hehehe!

FTCX: Should have done some market research! by Johnny_Lincoln 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches Goddammit, nobody has asked me for one of these stupid inflatable aliens, I'm never going to get rid of them!

FTCX: You'll get what you want, if you've been good! by Johnny_Lincoln 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches What would you like for Christmas, strange alien being? The surrender of your puny planet!

FTCX: Keep Christmas in December!!! (Slight Return) by Johnny_Lincoln 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches I've told you before, "Keep Christmas in December!!!"

FTCX-mas by flickguy 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! And you? Spielberg's phone number. After 20 years, he still hasn't apologized to me for E.T.!

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This is not my empire.

Shag it!! the title should say 'Santa says 'No THC this Rismas.'

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

Spunk'd On Dreams. by smamurai 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! Please Santa, all I want is a cheap base-ball cap to cover my chemotherapy caused baldness. Can you do it? No kid, because you've just been X'd on a hidden camera show called The Bob Experiment. I'm not a high-court judge and this isn't even my real fat.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

FTC X - Illegal Alien by flickguy 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! And how about for you, you iD4 reject? A green card.

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This is not my empire.

FTC X - Take a bite out of crime by flickguy 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! So what would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! This has been a planet-wide service announcement. What you've just seen was a recreation, but as you can see the REAL Santa is a danger to children everywhere. If you see "Santa Claus" here on Melgrap, contact the intergalactic authorities immediately.

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This is not my empire.

FTCX: What's inside counts. by pslock 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! What would you lik....huh? What the hell?? Enough of this foolishness, Mr. Santa. Please be so kind as to deliver your entrails to us for research of this "Christmas."

FTCX: You'll take it and like it. by pslock 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! How about a nice latex mask of a scaaary alien!! Ho ho ho! mmfff rrffff mrr mffrrr

FTCX: GASP! by pslock 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! Oh my god! It's an alien! Here in the town mall! Ok...just stay calm..relax...he's probably just as frightened as I am!! Oh my god! It's Santa! So...the humans were right...he IS here in this mall! Ok..just relax..he's probably just as frightened as I am!!

FTCX: Covert Christmas by pslock 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! And how about you....ok, that's it kid, take off the costume. You've been through the line TWICE, now. Get outta here before I get mall security. DAMN!

FTCX: Have A Repelgorz Xmas by pslock 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! Ho ho ho! I bring joy and toys to all the....huh? NO! It can't be....YOU!! Yes, that's right Meepzulork. It was clever to hide here on Earth as this "Santa", but now the chase is over and the game is mine. Come quietly back to Xexel and I won't use the Spewdium ray.

FTCX: A substitute for sex relief! by Johnny_Lincoln 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches It's no fun anymore, not since the mall put a stop to the kids sitting on my lap. Oh well, back to the inflatable alien for my sexual pleasure!

Itis actually the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, DragonXero!!!

FTCX: To Boldy Go Where No Flan Has Gone Before.... by MikeyG 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! And what would YOU like for Christmas, Patrick Stewart? A threesome with Halle Berry and Rebecca Romaine Lettuce! I couldn't catch a number off either one of them in BOTH X-Men!

FTC X: Plant-a-clause is coming to town by MikeyG 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! Hey, wait a sec...weren't you the Sicilian in the Princess Bride? Wait a sec...aren't YOU a fat, ruddy son of a bitch in cheap-ass clothes? What, bitch? I thought so.

FTC X: Come All Ye Gray-ful by MikeyG 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! And what would YOU like for Christmas, little...um...giant gray Q-Tip with eyes...? Man, why it gotta be a gray thang?

FTC X: Not That There's Anything Wrong With That... by MikeyG 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! What's your pleasure, sailor? Fag.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

FTCX: An Observation by pslock 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! Boy..there goes some weird kids, eh Frank? Tell me about it...you should see what the kids are asking for over at the Sci-Fi convention! Let's go grab lunch...

FTCX: Time Changer by pslock 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! FLASHBACK TO A FEW MINUTES AGO! Wow, an alien!! I am a visitor from your future. You will be confronted with two children who will have strange Xmas wishes. Promise them whatever they want; the future of your race may depend on it.

FTCX: Chime Tanger by pslock 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! Ho ho ho! Merry Chr....oh, hey, what the HELL? The lights on this tree are supposed to be ON! You there! Fix this tree...damn, lazy, mall help. Que?

FTCX: Love When Winter Comes by pslock 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! And so...through pure coincidence, two long separated lovers meet each other.. ....Ted??... ...Paul?...

Mikey, Pslock, GO OUTSIDE!
You need fresh air!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

FTCX: FOXToons TVLand by DontKnow 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! And my precious, what would you like for Christmas? To be accurately portrayed on Looney Tunes.

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Contrary to popular belief, UNIX is user friendly. It just happens to be selective about who it makes friends with.

FTCX: For Great Justice by thochaos 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! IT'S YOU!! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.

FTCX: Jesus Riseth Upeth Againeth by thochaos 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! And you... Jesus Christ?! What are you doing here? It is time for the Earthlings to re-learn the true meaning of Christmas!

FTCX: I think I'm cheating by thochaos 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! Well Santa, now the kids are dead. I sure hope you're happy. Well if you're unsure, maybe this will convince you - HO HO HO!

FTCX: Kevin Bloody Wilson by thochaos 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! Oh shit, not this kid! Santa Claus you cunt! Where's me fucking bike?

FTCX: Ho Ho Ho Wacko Jacko by thochaos 11-21-03

So what would you like for Christmas, little boy? A belt Sander! What would you like for Christmas, little girl? Matches! And what would you like for Christmas, little alien? Michael Jackson's phone number!