Strike me roan! If it isn't FTC 21 already. If this contest was American, it'd be able to go and have a celebratory piss-up. But obviously it can't, being an abstract concept rather than an actual person. So we should all have a drink to celebrate on its behalf.

You know the rules by now, finish the damn comic:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 21: Excuses, Excuses']

You may have noticed that last panel's looking a bit empty. So go on and put whatever you like in there, just make it funny!

Bonus points for:
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[*]Comics made under the influence of alcohol, in keeping with the general theme. In fact, I'll throw that open to include drugs as well.
[*]Scanned in hand-drawn entries. I made that last panel white for a reason.
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You'll be wanting the Zinger award, but there's no dishonour in any of the other awards. Get cracking!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Bless you on this day. I bought a 30-pack of beer to watch the Superbowl with, but goddamnit if I didn't fall asleep and miss the entire game, having drank nary a beer.

Now, because of you, those frail confused little beers again have a purpose in life.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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[Click to view comic: 'FTC 21: Jobs on the side cause complications']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC21: What I Learned Teaming With crabby']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 21: Butch's Bitch']

I got myself drunk just to make this. I demand bonus points.s

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 21: Excuses, Excuses']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 21: Wrong Forms']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 21: Boink Spoink']

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Poop.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 21: Window pane washing nostalgic']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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Bonus points for:[list]
[*]Comics made under the influence of alcohol, in keeping with the general theme. In fact, I'll throw that open to include drugs as well.
[*]Scanned in hand-drawn entries. I made that last panel white for a reason.
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[Click to view comic: 'FTC 21: It was a judgement call...']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC#21: Scapegoat Lost? Scapegoat Found!']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC#21: The Truth Hurts']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 21: Office Political Incumbant']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 21: My alma mater matters']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I wonder if anyone will get a rule break award for neglecting the italics...

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #21: The Second Coming']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #21: Workplace Physics']

Yes, two in jokes. I'll work on more original fare later as I allow my subconscious to stew on the setup at hand.

teh funz0r

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 21: SUCKling the Corporate Teat']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 21: Teat-time']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 21: A Clockwork Bore-angst']

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC21: Now I'm just being silly']

That was written on a two-pack cigarette binge, which isn't a big deal till you realize I quit smoking three years ago.

Also, if you notice, I fixed it so that my name in the upper right corner is on acid.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 21: Curtains for Daniel?']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Damn you Kaufman you magnificent bastard.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC#21: Texas Tech Gets What They Deserve...']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 21 - Godot']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 21 - Daniel Bryant?']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 21']

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You know you totally missed me!

hdb!

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 21: Patric C.']