Strike me roan! If it isn't FTC 21 already. If this contest was American, it'd be able to go and have a celebratory piss-up. But obviously it can't, being an abstract concept rather than an actual person. So we should all have a drink to celebrate on its behalf.

You know the rules by now, finish the damn comic:

FTC 21: Excuses, Excuses by kramer_vs_kramer 2-02-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was...

You may have noticed that last panel's looking a bit empty. So go on and put whatever you like in there, just make it funny!

Bonus points for:
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[*]Comics made under the influence of alcohol, in keeping with the general theme. In fact, I'll throw that open to include drugs as well.
[*]Scanned in hand-drawn entries. I made that last panel white for a reason.
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You'll be wanting the Zinger award, but there's no dishonour in any of the other awards. Get cracking!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Bless you on this day. I bought a 30-pack of beer to watch the Superbowl with, but goddamnit if I didn't fall asleep and miss the entire game, having drank nary a beer.

Now, because of you, those frail confused little beers again have a purpose in life.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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FTC 21: Jobs on the side cause complications by shark_energy 2-02-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Previous evening... Tortoise Shell stuffed with Dodo Eggs and Parsley. And if you fail to please me, I'll eat your wife.

FTC21: What I Learned Teaming With crabby by dcomposed 2-02-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was...

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Batman created by Bob Kane

FTC 21: Butch's Bitch by possums 2-02-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I actually haven't done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel! Well, what happened was.... Earlier(the guy on the left is still Daniel).... Look, man, I'm only your bitch for another hour. I can see your lips moving, but all I hear is, "Spank me, Butch! SPANK ME!"

I got myself drunk just to make this. I demand bonus points.s

FTC 21: Excuses, Excuses by fpd 2-02-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... I was busy getting stoned. If you tell your boss you just went to an abstract art exhibit, he'll think you're really irresponsible. You're right. But he thinks drugs are cool. So I'll tell him I got stoned.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

FTC 21: Wrong Forms by Rabid_Weasle 2-02-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... "I filled out the wrong forms." Hey buddy, wanna buy a year end fiscal report?

FTC 21: Boink Spoink by Rabid_Weasle 2-02-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... o/` She blinded me with science... o/` Monkey monkey boink spoink! I'm Dan and I'm a big dumb stupid head!

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Poop.

FTC 21: Window pane washing nostalgic by Spankling 2-02-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Dan? You want me to play "Boss?" What haven't you done? Are you OK? Wow. That had to be the most boring acid flashback of all time.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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Bonus points for:[list]
[*]Comics made under the influence of alcohol, in keeping with the general theme. In fact, I'll throw that open to include drugs as well.
[*]Scanned in hand-drawn entries. I made that last panel white for a reason.
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FTC 21: It was a judgement call... by TheGovernor 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Come on Daniel, forget about work, My twin sister Jennie has got the whipped cream, and Ive found the handcuffs Yes come on Daniel, my doctor said Ive got nymphomaniac tendancies, but I need you to give me a second opinion

FTC#21: Scapegoat Lost? Scapegoat Found! by UnknownEric 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... I made Janet Jackson's Super Bowl costume. So, needless to say, I've been busy hiding out from the NFL, MTV, FCC....

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I has a flavor!

FTC#21: The Truth Hurts by UnknownEric 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... I quit two weeks ago, I just didn't bother telling you because you're a prick.

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I has a flavor!

FTC 21: Office Political Incumbant by mmyers 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Sexual Harrassment! Sexual Harrassment! I'm being Sexually Harrassed! Now Matt, if you'd like to keep your job, then... You're fired.

FTC 21: My alma mater matters by mmyers 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... "When it came time to go to business college, I went through the wrong door on accident." And our next graduate, graduating top of his class, Dan "Mr Tickles" Bigevil! I know how to make balloon animals, but I don't know how to make an Excel spreadsheet.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I wonder if anyone will get a rule break award for neglecting the italics...

FTC #21: The Second Coming by Xuanwu 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... AHA! It is me, Jesus! Damn it, Drexle! Stop being kinky and let me do my work!

FTC #21: Workplace Physics by Xuanwu 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... 3 hours later... ...and that's why you should never mention "graviton generating turbines" to a cowboy. I see. What the fuck are you talking about?

Yes, two in jokes. I'll work on more original fare later as I allow my subconscious to stew on the setup at hand.

teh funz0r

FTC 21: SUCKling the Corporate Teat by MikeyG 2-02-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... If this is gonna be another lame excuse, why don't we skip that step and go straight to the gobbling? *sigh* All right, let me just get the Office Kneepads, the splatter guard, and my dental dam.

FTC 21: Teat-time by MikeyG 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Later... ...and that's how you wound up ripping the OTHER breast off Janet Jackson's outfit? Yeah, I told her I was the Captain of the 'Taskforce In Teat Symmetry'.

FTC 21: A Clockwork Bore-angst by MikeyG 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... ...and wound up strapped to a chair watching a marathon of movies where an actor fails miserably to pull off an accent, culminating with 'Gigli'. My GOD, man! You've not had NEARLY enough recovery time! Take the year off, on the house!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

FTC21: Now I'm just being silly by oBIjO 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Pencil, I think it's over between us.

That was written on a two-pack cigarette binge, which isn't a big deal till you realize I quit smoking three years ago.

Also, if you notice, I fixed it so that my name in the upper right corner is on acid.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

FTC 21: Curtains for Daniel? by kaufman 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... o/` He's going to tell. He's going to tell. He's going to tell. He's going to tell... o/` Shut up, all of you! I told you there will be NO singing in here

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Damn you Kaufman you magnificent bastard.

FTC#21: Texas Tech Gets What They Deserve... by UnknownEric 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... ...I tried to compliment Bob Knight at a salad bar and well... things got heated.

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I has a flavor!

FTC 21 - Godot by Whimsy 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damned good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... Fifteen Minutes Later... I'm waiting for your clever excuse. So am I.

FTC 21 - Daniel Bryant? by Whimsy 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... I swear! I didn't know she was fourteen!

FTC 21 by nicejohnson 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!The Backstreet Boys are having a farewell concert and it's for one night only! Hmmmm...

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You know you totally missed me!

hdb!

FTC 21: Patric C. by Dinah 2-03-04

Daniel, I need to see those reports right now. Ah, the thing is, boss, I haven't actually done them yet. What? You'd better have a damn good excuse, Daniel. Well, what happened was... I like to get fucked up and disown anyone that does anything that I don't like. Robitussin is my life, sir. Gimme Nyquil all night long!