Hey, everyone, summer is on the way! That much is obvious. Is anyone going to be wthing driving ditance of New York, Connecticut, or Philedelphia, PA this summer?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Not now I'm not.

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I am within driving ditance of New York, but I'm not going there.

boinky33, I meant to say SOUTHERN New York. You're probably within driving distance of Niagra Falls.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

NIAGRA FALLS!!! Slowly I turn...step by step...inch by inch...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Define "driving distance".

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Dad was flammable

I'm thinking about a trip to the States in September, and my cousin lives in Hoboken,NJ; so, if work come through and give me my nice fat bonus like they know they should, I'll be heading Stateside. I also plan to swing by Atlanta, GA; Knoxville, TN; wherever the heck Chicka lives; California; the Pacific Northwest and maybe Canada.

But ATM it's looking doubtful, my future beyond August is uncertain...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Jes, if you're going alone, I'll save up and head over with you, we can see how many SC regs we can get to put restraining orders out on us.

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Dad was flammable

Deal.

Let me see if I can sort my job out first, so I know if I'll be able to take enough time off in September or not, before we go booking any planes or whatnot.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

If you hit Hoboken, NJ, it's abotu a 1/2 hour to 45 minutes from my mother's place in New York, outside the Bronx. Let me know.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Someone want to head over to sunny San Diego, California to have lunch with me and choad at Rubio's? =D

Yeah, I forgot to mention exactly where (old college friend) Jess lives in Cali - it's not impossibly far from San Diego. So, yes - a meet-up would be wicked.

This is all still in the pipeline though - I need to sort some work issues before I can start putting names on plane seats.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Chicka lives one half hour drive southwest of St. Louis, Missouri and is willing to drive to the airport (a one hour drive) to pick up anyone who would like to visit. I also cook, and will have sleeping arrangements made for whomever, provided they give more than 12 hours' notice. Yes, this means, if you have my phone number, you may call at 4am. There won't be a phone in the baby's room.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I must add that I will be away at some point this summer in Kansas City (which you're perfectly welcome to party in our hotel room if you choose to come then), because we've semi decided to kidnap my fiance's brother and take him to see his daughter.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I have relatives in Philly. I havent seen them in 22 years, but i have relatives there who apparently im told will make me feel very welcome if i go to visit.

What is a "Warm Philadelphia Welcome" anyway?

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What is a "Warm Philadelphia Welcome" anyway?

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What is a "Warm Philadelphia Welcome" anyway?

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A couple of pints of Yuengling, getting you terminally snockered, then you get all your belongings raided and wake up with a bleeding arse.

Let me know where you'll be and I'll make sure you just get drunk and buggered.

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You do realise ya'll have to at least pretend you're coming up to see me, right? As of June 1st I will be living in my own place (sort of, my friends and I are getting a house) and its a massive house, so there'd definitely be more than enough room for anyone, provided you give me notice.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

No, but really, Perm, I think a warm Philly welcome is a round of pints. I'm in Philly at least once a month. I'll be there for two weeks in July, so if you will be around, let me knoo.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I always thought a warm Philly welcome was being BOOED mercilessly?

Yeah, at least that's what happens when I go to Philly.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

No, that's a warm CANADIAN welcome.

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Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

No, that's a warm CANADIAN welcome.

Heyyy... that's not right. We open everyone with open arms. You should see the number of foreigners living in Canada. Yeesh. Its almost like being Caucasian is a minority race...

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

That's our greeting to Americans.

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Poop.

Someone come to Australia :(

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