Welcome to FTC #39!

HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)

You MAY use different characters

You MAY use different backgrounds for the last panel

You MAY use different poses

You MAY flip direction of characters

You MAY use replace characters with objects in the props directory

No photoshop!!! Limit 1,000 entries per person!!!

Here's the crappy template:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 39: Template']

Judging will be next Saturday if humanly possible!

NOW MAKE WITH THE COMICS!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 39: liquid cyclone']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 39: What has been will be again']

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 39 - Words Can Not Express ...']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 39: Egregious Eloping']

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Blue is the color of victory.

[Click to view comic: 'Taste of his own Medicine']

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Get Your War On

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC39: My favorite curse']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC39: My other favorite curse for real this time']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC39: Curses, foiled again']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC39: I'll curse you out']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #39: The Most Obscure Curse of All!']

Oh how I miss that show.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #39: It's The End of the World as We Know It ...']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #39: Drip Drip Drip']

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)

[Click to view comic: 'Accidental Skinhead']

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC-39: Outside Help']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC39- Political Correctness is no fun']

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

[Click to view comic: 'FTC THE FORGOTTEN.']

If you see Mary tell her she owe me a twenty bucks.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Judging in two or three hours! Hurry if you have any last minute entries!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Thank you all for entering. Everyone did a great job. Having to pick one winner out of all of these entries is nothing less than a mind-numbing ordeal...a horrendous nightmare of grueling, soul-crushing horror.

And now, on with the fun!

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: Kr0n1c

For the Comic: untitled (it's the one where the guy's whacking off)

Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: nobody.

Come on, Republicans, let's make some funny-to-Republicans comics, darn it.

For the Comic:

Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For the Comic: "It's The End of the World as We Know It"

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: Injokester

For the Comic: "Being Blue-2-l."

I don't know why I chose that one...it just seemed like it would be funny to nerds.

Most Sexual

Goes to: panic

For the Comic: "liquid cyclone"

Most Ironic

Goes to: yourdogsmom17

For the Comic: "Taste of his own Medicine"

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: by qwertyuio

For the Comic: "Political Correctness Is No Fun"

Most Obscure

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For the Comic: "The Most Obscure Curse of All"

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: maddog00

For the Comic: "My Favorite Curse"

Best Title

Goes to: NGrassi22

For the Comic: "Accidental Skinhead"

Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: maddog00

For the Comic: "My other favorite curse for real this time"

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: panic

For the Comic: "liquid cyclone"

More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: Kr0n1c

For the Comic: untitled (it's the one where the guy's whacking off again)

Psychic Award

Goes to: yourdogsmom17

For the Comic: "Taste of his own Medicine"

My comic was: I didn't make one, but that was the first thing that came to mind.

Bonus Award

Goes to: NGrassi22

For:

[Click to view comic: 'Accidental Skinhead']

I like a good Sinead O'Connor joke.

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: JESUSSANDWICH

For the Comic:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC THE FORGOTTEN.']

I like a good Steve Guttenberg joke.

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: [b]Gabu

For the Comic:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 39: Egregious Eloping']

Creativity Award

Goes to: AtheistDiary

For the Comic:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #39: Drip Drip Drip']

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: Zagota

For the Comic:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 39: What has been will be again']

Take it away, Zagota!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Score!

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Get Your War On

As soon as I saw Zegota's...I knew I'd only be winning the cool, but very useless awards.

Does anybody know where Zegota is? He hasn't made a comic since 7/05, and the FTC is beginning to atrophy. What is the standard procedure if a contest winner appears to be unavailable to continue?

I guess I could wait another day or two and then perhaps call upon the second place winner to carry on. How's that?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

mr. corleoan, i raiped yore dotter.

According to the link at the very top ("HOSTS! Read this first."):

[i]Q. Who hosts the next comic:
A. Host is winner of these awards in priority from first to last, if any cannot fulfill their duties:
1) Zinger award
2) Creativity award
3) Silver In Excellence
4) Host picks a winner[/i]

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Blue is the color of victory.

If Zegota doesn't pop up soon, I'll gladly take the next contest (since I won the creativity award). PM me and let me know if you need me to take over.

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"AthiestDiary, you rock." - MikeyG (I'm LOVED! HOORAH!)