I just felt like saying "Yay!" because its my birthday today, and I am now legally entitled to get shitfaced in all of Canada.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Well, better get started right now. Canada is a big place.

Oh, and happy birthday!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Tippy toe?!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Happy birthday, little kitty.
Remember, if you're too drunk to drive home, I'm only a phonecall and a 28 hour car ride away.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Note: drinking excessive amounts of alcohol is irresponsible.

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Dad was flammable

Great. Drunkeness is highly overrated, but it is your b-day so go for it. Enjoy your hangover! ^-^

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

And men in skirts are scary.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

jes_lawson brought these to my birthday last week. Some of them are still half full! Enjoy!

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Get Your War On

Y'know, taking a look at those bottles, that's a pretty girly collection of bottles. Come on, light beer? The rest of it can barely be called malt liquor, it's soda water with some alcohol mixed in.

My friends had a 6 pack in ther about four weeks ago. It went away at about the rate of a bottle a weekend until we had another girl join us. In other words, you want something sweet tasting that will mess you up? Whiskey Sour, bitches.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Smirnoff Ice and Coors Light? I might not be a drinker, but what the fuck is this?

Ever heard of Colt 45? St. Ides? Hell, Heineken? Try some Yuengling. That's the stuff of gods.

Coors Lite? Smirnoff Ice? Are you sure you have a penis?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What the hell...nobody finished off the dishwashing liquid? It gives you a righteous buzz!

It's also very ironic that there's a Glade Plugin in the back with all those empty bottles of Coors Light around.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Wow, let's all criticize each other for what each other drinks. Either which way, we're all getting our liver damage. So what if someone prefers a more recreational (and therefore more "sissy") drink?

Happy birthday, kitty. I didn't get you anything. But I think the doctor saved the placenta, if you'd like that?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Listen to DragonXero. OMG, He's like sooo HaRd-kORE!!!1

;)

But in a sense, he's right. Don't take a picture of twenty light beers and then act like you're the shiznazz-diggity. I could kill that little collection in one night of depravity.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Why not criticize each other for what we drink? What else is there to criticize each other about in this thread?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Mikey you have a small penis.

And you smell.

Hmmn... chicka was right!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I don't care what you drink, yer all a bunch of fuckin' pussies in my opinion.

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Dad was flammable

I think you should all just chill out and enjoy a nice frosty Zima.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

or a tasty wine cooler.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I peed in some of the bottles.

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Get Your War On

*drool*... colt 45... damn you Mikey, I need to steal some beer FAST!

I use to drink just St. Ides, King Cobra, Mickeys. Now I just drink MGD or Budweiser. Anyways if the beers free I drink it even if its Smirnoff or light or whatever the fuck.

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Get Your War On

As it so happened, my work people wouldn't let me leave the restaurant sober. I didn't pay for a single thing, be it drink or food, and I've never laughed so hard in my life. It was the best birthday ever.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Good for you! Happy Birthday!

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Get Your War On

All this time I thought drinking didn't make you cool, but now it turns out that it does, and the higher alcholic volume of whatever you're drinking, the higher level of cool you are.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why don't you check?

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Blue is the color of victory.