So, tell me what the hell you wanted and you didn't fucking get...AGAIN.

My Christmas sucked and I'm ready to share some misery.

here are my main gifts from my 'loved ones':

a tube of carmex
a scrunchi ponytail inverter thing(WTF WERE THEY THINKING?)

What DID I want? An iPod. Not in a million freaking years, apparently.

Christmas blew.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

No one gave you ANYTHING you liked?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm waiting to hear wheteher my old college buddy survived the tsunami in Asia. Then maybe I'll think about griping about presents.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I got an iPod.

There was nothing I wanted and so that is also what I got. I am happy.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Smart Ware.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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No one gave you ANYTHING you liked?

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If it makes you feel any better, I finally got a blender, which I had been asking for for about 5 years and I would have gotten the iPod this summer because I had finally saved up enough but then just as I was to buy it, I had to go get my wisdom tooth removed.

So maybe you'll get yours soon. There's always hope. You could request one as part of your divorce settlement.

Jes, I hope your bud is okay. He (and everyone else affected by this quake) are in my thoughts.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I asked for an iPod 20gb and got an ipod mino. It doesn't make sense, for christmas the 20g cost less than the mini at futureshop. Whatever, it's still cool, just now I have to DECIDE what music I want on there instead of putting EVERYTHING on there.

Man is it ever mini though.

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I think I asked for, like, 5 things... and I got one of them. None of which were majorly expensive either.
My brother and sister, however, got pretty much all they asked for, as well as more.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

My mother alone got me a Hillshire farms sausage and cheese set, an accordion and a lawn gnome.

Holy shit. I also got an accordian for Christmas. It was the best Christmas gift in recent memory. I also got a really neat Patagonia bag.

The best non-me gift was the Axis of Evil finger puppet set, which I gave to my cousin. He loved it. (Who wouldn't?)

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"Old" is the old new.

I really wanted a CD player for my car. I've wanted one for longer than I can remember but because the moron who sold the car to the people who had it before me fucked up the wiring, I have to get it professionally installed and in order to get that done without paying $30 an hour, I have to get a system that's at least $100 not including the speakers (since mine sucks) and I can't afford it on my own (or justify it since I'm also afraid to have too good a system in it because the car might fall apart from the vibration of the treble).

I got DVD's for Christmas, which is all I wanted anyway.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I got a wool hat made by my 5-year old daughter and I got a candy cane. I couldn't be happier!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I got a cool new stereo for my room! Man oh man, am I rocking out now. I also got UHF on dvd, which could very well be the coolest movie ever made.

But the greatest gift of all was my mom divorcing my insane stepdad. The whole family (including my mom) was happy about that. For once the holidays had a great vibe, and everyone was happy. That never happens around here, so it was pretty sweet.

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It's grime time.

I got a popcorn popper, clay statues of snowmen from my daughter (made in school), and a picture frame from my son (also made in school).

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Get Your War On

I had to work at 5am on both Christmas Eve and Christmas Day coz I host the breakfast show on my radio station on Fridays and Saturdays (yep, that means New Years is gonna be a bust this year) so that sucked, but I got some nice stuff, DVDs, CDs, clothes even & junk food =)

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

I have an idea about this lawn gnome of yours if you truly got one. I will PM you with details.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

If you're ever driving through St. Louis for some reason and want a CD player installed for free (and I could probably find a good one pretty cheap as well), Nate will do it. He's certified in car wiring shit. Some kind of ASC thing they offer to automotive technicians. I might even sell you my own personal CD player that he's been saving for when my car is signed over. You can also crash on my new plush couch for free and I'll take you on a tour of St. Louis as well as fill you full of food.

Since we're all bragging about loot now, I might as well brag about the things I did get. Cranium Primo Edition, New multicolored and engraved zippo, 3 shirts (Nate's mom), 1 pair of nice pants (Nate's mom), one pair of pajama pants with whales on them so I'll stop stealing Nate's (Nate's Mom), 3 Kohl's gift cards (Now 2 bras, a new pair of Nine Wests, and a super cool pair of white pants), John Mayer CD, butterfly pin from Liz Claiborne, and "13 Going on 30" on DVD. And all of that is NOTHING compared to what my son got.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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So, tell me what the hell you wanted and you didn't fucking get...AGAIN.

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I still haven't found out about my bud; no matter what happens I'm going to donate some cash to the relief efforts in the true spirit of Christmas.

I got the following given to me which I liked: digital camera from the States, plus some Blair's Hot Sauce which is the most insane thing I have ever eaten, an electric toothbrush which I need badly, an inherited cygnet ring, and plenty of chocolate.
I also bought myself a new kit bag, discount shoes, a USB flash drive and the new John B album (which rocks) so I am pretty happy all in all now despite Christams being a whole boat of hassle.

Also Phreaky, sorry about your marital woes, I hope it all works out for the best for you m'girl.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I got an original Ninitendo and a lot of dvds.

Uh... I'm kinda of a spoiled rich kid, so here's a taste of what I got:

Nintendo DS
Super Mario 64 DS
Final Fantasy I&II: Dawn of Souls
A bunch of car care stuff
K&N Air Filter (for my beloved Ford Focus)
AEM Cold Air Intake
Need For Speed Underground 2
Aqua Teen Hunger Force vols. 1,2, and 3