I am posting drunk at this time. Please only contribute to this thread when you are certifiably drunk.

BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! FUCK YOU!

I used to hate whisky, but now I love it. (Jack Daniels, Black Label in particular, that is.) HONK-HONK, BEEP-BEEP, FUCK FUCK FUCK. Whiskey and beer, never fear.

Bleep-bleep, gooble-gobble, one of us.

SHUT UP! SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!

Meow, meow, meow.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Alky cunt.

I know you are.

HA, HA.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This was cooler and more pathetic when andydougan did it.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

No, it wasn't.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I can't deny that this amuses me immensely.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Blue Label is much better.

Oh, wait... I'm not drunk. Nevermind.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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Poop.

hey issssss tat guy no one likes

*barf*

Frank, you're drunk at 7 am?

If so, thumbs up.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I'm not drunk, but I've just done drunk things like shit myself, fucked a hooker, crashed a car, made out with three guys, sucked a crackhead's dick, punched out a bar whore, proposed to dcomposed, ate British food, told a girl i loved her, told a guy I loved him, and puked on a cop.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I'm the crackhead Mikey sucked off. *wave*

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I was the bar whore Mikey punched. Bar lighting isn't very complimenting to my olive complexion, thus making people mistake me for a bar whore.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Oh, that's no mistake, my dear.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

So who's the hooker Mikey nailed?

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

andydougan. I thought that was obvious.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I was thinking Andy's maw, but I figured that was too obvious.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Oh, the other drunk thing I did without being drunk was enjoying KajunFirefly's comics.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Oh, that's no mistake, my dear.

Punched in the face by Mikey, punched in the heart by Phreaky.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Next, dougan is going to punch you in the ass.

With his mouth.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That's what he said, he put it into Andy's gaping maw.

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Poop.

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It isn'treal;ly agood gesture e if yu pots drukcn, butea is lkoos fnuy ni eht end.

BEEPING FLEaetatg/.

I was still drunk from the night before. I tell ya, 17 shots of Listerine will do that to ya.

As a college senior, I'm currently enjoying the apex of my drinking years. I've been hardened through baptims by fire (read: puking rallies), and I can surely out-drink BigFrank, possums and all the other highschool kids (read: pussies) that can probably still get wasted on a sixer of Bud-Lite. And yet, my liver remains relatively intact unlike seasoned (read: old) alcoholics like andydougan and biped.

!Viva la college!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I dunno... the last time I drank it took me about 3/4 of a bottle of Captain, a few shots of O3, and about 6 beers to knock me out cold. And that's all without puking. But yes, I do know that it's impossible to compete with college-level drinking.