Boorite worships Yakov:

The next big show in Branson:

A woman wrote to my email addy the other day with the mistake that it was Yakov's. I had to let her down gently. She had a lot of sincere love for Yakov.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I always like that his name sounds like Jackoff

In Rossia, pants come for you. Wot a country!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The real question is, what did boorite eat today? We're all eagerly awaiting every last detail.

Boorite looks like he likes indie music.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

and being al franken

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I had salmon for lunch, but the waitress pronounced it "semen."

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What others say about boorite!

Actually, we're all wondering when you two are getting married already. Of course, you'll have to do it online in #stripcreator.

I'll be a groomsman, but only if choad is my bridesmaid and wears that clown costume.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Yakov has a show in Branson.

Jesus, that means I could have a show in Branson.

I know, we should pool our money and open a Stripcreator stage show in Branson. The Stripcreator Rotor Turbine Extravaganza. Step right up! Free cornholing with every show. If Brad will step up to the plate we can make it a musical.

We'll have to decide who gets to wear the Tobor costume, though...

Stripcreator: A Musical in Three Panels

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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Actually, we're all wondering when you two are getting married already. Of course, you'll have to do it online in #stripcreator.

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You watch performers, but in Russia, Performers watch you!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Al Franken is a big, fat dickface.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Well I guess its true, but I dont take it up the ass [u]that[/u] frequently"

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

He looks more like Fred Armisen than Al Franken.

RAAAAAAR!!!

Actually, I'd rather be asiangirl1.

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I has a flavor!

to me, he looks like the anal retentive chef

wish I had a picture of him from the appropriate angle

Al Franken is a big, fat dickface.

heal biped
hurt Al Franken

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what if nigger meant kite

This just in! Boorite woke up this morning! More info as it comes in.

Yes, I woke up in Omaha, Nebraska-- where former Soviet Union laughs at YOU!

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What others say about boorite!

You know, Yakov isn't an everyday activity. That was a momentous occasion. It's not every day we get to go worship at the Yakov sign. At best, we can expect it once every couple years. And that's his *new* theatre, so technically, we've never seen it before.

All hail Yakov and his delightfully bad jokes!

Why isn't he on Stripcreator?

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Actually, we're all wondering when you two are getting married already. Of course, you'll have to do it online in #stripcreator.

I'll be a groomsman, but only if choad is my bridesmaid and wears that clown costume.

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Marriage makes it okay to sin. That's why we did it.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

That is news. Normally, boorite doesn't wake up until the afternoon.

And by the way, getting married in IRC would ensure your enshrinement in the Halls of Pathos.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Marriage gives you insurance benefits!

Also, mmyers, I got a card that said that from my cousin.

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Mediocrity at its most average.