I have the top rated comic of the site. Although it will probably be short lived, I am now complete. I can die happy. No wait...I can die happy when Emma Watson shows up on my doorstep in her underwear with a bow on her head. Yeah.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Already down to a rating of 8 :(

I contributed to the original success of "Cheers". Please send money.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Like I said, it was meant to be short-lived. We all know the bastards on this site who would be more than destroy one innocent users happiness out of pure jealousy.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Again, where's my money?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

in the wise words of the Honorable matclarke Muhammad:

"Got three votes and your on the pending list, drinks for everyone! You're a fat cat. Finally, you get that fourth vote that ushers you up to the highest echelon. Sweet Jesus the air smells great! Life is good. Tell your friends how funny and talented you are. Write home to grandma. Bask in the glory that will be swiftly ripped out of your heart. Because as soon as it’s known that a strip is rated a 9 or 10, that same strip will be promptly kicked in the junk and dropped like a herpes laden mug."

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what if nigger meant kite

I wish to make it known that I voted it good the second I finished reading it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HERPES LADEN MUG! I KILL ME!

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obscenity filter is off

Holy shit what is wrong with people on this site. It's gone down 4 ratings. I think I should've kept my trap shut...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

allow me to retort, as soon as it’s known that a strip is rated a 9 or 10, that same strip will be promptly kicked in the junk and dropped like a herpes laden mug.

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obscenity filter is off

I rated it good, maybe it'll head back up the charts. Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars. And leave your dial tuned... right where it is.

/Casey Kasem

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I has a flavor!

Hari, I rated it good before I saw this thread. Funny stuff.

I actually hit the #1 spot for half a day. I couldn't believe it. I understand how you feel. It made me feel like I was actually entertaining some people instead of wasting my time yanking my own crank online.

However, the later is more likely true in my case.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

I voted it and all the rest of your comics bad just because of this thread.

Hari,
Also your comic is funnier than "rite of passage" which for some unknown reason seems to always be at or very near #1.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

i rated it and you bad.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

i rated dcomposed and crabby bad for rating you bad, then rated you bad because it's your birthday

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what if nigger meant kite

har har.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

boy howdy, i'm glad my birthday isn't for another 4 months!

boy howdy, i'm glad my birthday isn't for another 4 months!

*sets up timer and looks up synonyms for "ass mongrel" in the thesaurus*

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what if nigger meant kite

I rated Mandingo good as a pre-emptive measure, as I can change it to bad if he rates me bad when my birthday arrives next year.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

a-HA!

now i know you have a birthday next year!

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what if nigger meant kite

I rated mandingo good because he's a cunt.

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What others say about boorite!

quote:

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a-HA!

now i know you have a birthday next year!

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just wait til you see what i post for JESUSSANDWICH on christmas

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what if nigger meant kite

I'm more interested to find out what you do for StripCreator's 5th birthday 12 days later.

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Dad was flammable

we coalesce to form a more perfect entity -- tacocreator

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