Happy New Year everybody! I hope there aren't any disasters or new popes or major city bombings or crappy remakes of anything.

My resolution: play more than 5 shows with my band.

What're yours?

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

No smoaking yay

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What others say about boorite!

A history of my New Years resolutions (born in late '88). And O in parentheses means I succeeded, and an X means I failed.

1989: Goo goo. (X)
1990: Get better at walking. (X)
1991: Learn to read. (O)
1992: Get better at reading. (X)
1993: A million dollars. (X)
1994: Get really good at baseball. (X)
1995: Get good grades. (X)
1996: Get good grades. (X)
1997: Get good grades. (X)
1998: Get good grades. (X) (after this I give it up)
1999: Get laid. (X)
2000: Get laid. (X)
2001: Get laid. (X)
2002: Get laid. (X)
2003: Get laid. (X)
2004: Stop being so worried about sex, you pervert. (O)
2005: Write a book. (O)
2006: Get laid a second time. (X) (I already know there's no way this one's coming true)

Happy New Years, dudes!

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It's grime time.

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My resolution: play more than 5 shows with my band.

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Happy new years!!! I love you all even the ones I talk shit about. You're all the best. Except for kaenash he's still a bitch, but you all rock. I'm sorry if I said your gf looked like nikolai volkofff i didnt really mean it. I'm sorry if I've be bullying you, I have nothing, but love for you though and I don't mean it. Entry 1 is mine in the comic cup so thanks for the votes. I love you all.

To never work at Wal-Mart again and to save that post by crabby and bring it up whenever he tries to be a bully.

And to get laid every day.

I GOT TO BE THE DESIGNATED DRIVER FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW!!! HOORAY! I GOT TO SEE EVERYONE GET DRUNK AND HEAR ABOUT HOW COOL I WAS!!!

happy gnu year! my resolution this year is HR 1198, the right to bring a portable laugh track machine into church

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what if nigger meant kite

well you are pretty cool. and your hair smells nice too

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what if nigger meant kite

Happy new year everyone. I resolve to:

1) get an apartment
2) Make some more comics and photoshops
3) get laid

probably in that order

or hopefully anyway

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I can help with 3.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I resolve to make more comics instead of just spending my time in the forums being a twat.

Leran to spell, fag!
I look forward to the blow-by-blow account.

OMG U R GETTING FACE!

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I'll make a comic tomorrow.

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Dad was flammable

I would like to get anti-laid, so i can go back in time and slap your mother for being terrible.

I guess thats for everyne, bon appetite!

To not get arrested or put in detox.

I have a feeling I'm only going to accomplish one of those.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

i think you'll definitely succeed in your resolution to be put in detox

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what if nigger meant kite

Mine is to become the world's most powerful tyrant and take over the the united states with a iron fist while slowly taking over the world nation by nation with a army more powerful than 6 and a half tigers....

Or is that too unrealistic?

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

My resolution is to get outside with my son more. I'm such a worrying mom and my son really likes to be outside. Today we played with his new tricycle for 30 minutes in the cul-de-sac. Tomorrow, if it's not muddy, we'll probably go to the park.

Oh yeah and some kind of joke resolution should probably go here.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Mine is to move on with my life and stop looking back at all the horrible things that happened at the years close. And to get laid. We'll see about that last one.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I need to stop eating burritos for three days in a row at a time. It's really starting to get potentially unhealthy. But shit, they're good burritos, man. D:

Find a way to get out of the Army and into the Air Force so I don't get shafted next time I'm deployed.

And plan as much of my marriage as is possible before next spring. Ugh.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I haven't smoaked a cigarette all year! HUZZAH

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I approve.

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I resolve to:

1. smoke more
2. drink more
3. eat more
4. masturbate more

Gee, I sure hope I can keep these resolutions.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Keep us posted.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Lesse here...

1. Try to get somewhere near to 500 comics.
2. Get a girlfriend, I've been single fo' two years and thats long enough, thank you.
3. Give up masturbation, cold turkey.

Yeeeeeeeeah...don't be countin' on that last one. I already cracked a couple off after the word "near" and in the middle of the word "thank".

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.