Just received, from out of the blue, from "Brandon" on MySpace:
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From: BRANDON

Date: Mar 3, 2006 7:11 PM

Subject: No Subject

THIS IS YOUR MOM

AND THIS IS YOUR DAD

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WTF? Is this how people on MySpace are supposed to interact with one another?

Well, I did the only thing I could do -- I sent a reply stating:

"No, this is my mom and dad:"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Way to show those niggas what's up.

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8===D

That's what you get for being on MySpace.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

No. They're supposed to cyber each other for an hour and then hook up for some sweaty fumbling and groping in a poorly lit basement rec room. Apparently this doofus didn't read the Terms of Service.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Admit it, though. Those really are your parents.

Yes, yes...sob...I admit it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

How could 2 jpeg's produce an animated gif?

Evolutional Leap!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

heresy! everyone knows god buried animated gifs in the internet to test our faith!

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what if nigger meant kite

Rowr!

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

What happened to the good old days of sending a worm through e-mail?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

My parents:

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/Malayan20tapir202.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/generator.jpg[/IMG]

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What others say about boorite!

No, that's what you get for being on MySpace.

Ha ha, burn.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I just got invited to be in a MySpace group that I couldn't look at because I don't have a MySpace account.

:(

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8===D

No, that's what you get for being on MySpace.

Ha ha, burn.

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Wow. You totally burned me there. Ooh. Ow. Stop it. Ow. That hurts. Ow.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Somebody sent me this message!

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What others say about boorite!

Here's another message for Myspace users!

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What others say about boorite!

exactly why i had mine bronzed

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what if nigger meant kite

My latest correspondence with Brandon:

From: BRANDON
Date: Mar 5, 2006 12:07 PM

WOW MINE IS BETTER LOOKIN THAN YOURS
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From: me
Date: Mar 5, 2006 2:01 PM

I find that hard to believe. My parents won the "Miss Best-Looking Parents" Pageant three years in a row.
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From: BRANDON
Date: Mar 5, 2006 8:01 PM

your gay
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From: me
Date Mar 6, 2006 4:14 AM

I know you are.

Ha ha, total burn.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The internet is a wonderous, magical thing that allows us to reach out to total strangers and call them gay.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The first picture is known as the Asian Prince and yes, that is a man.

/me ubergeek OMGZ

Either Brandon thinks your parents are red X's (which might be humorous I guess... on some strange abstract level), or the images aren't working anymore.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

this is my account
POTTED MEAT

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obscenity filter is off

They're working utterly sublimely for me.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.