I guess you're wondering why JESUSSANDWICH hasn't been around that much anymore. I have been very busy with numerous things. Mostly this



I also have fucked up quite a few times
.I was hit by a car
.I fucked up a very good friendship
.And I may have ruined some other peoples lives

I want to tell everyone that I am sorry for the long absence and I will be making a triumphant return shortly.
The only thing that is different is that now I have a shorter memory span and can play with lights.

P.L.U.R. and always brush your teeth.

PS. I am the guy on the police car

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oh and these people


are dead

ps. just the guys in those pictures.

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Thislooks like a modern update of the traditional martial arts master/ student relationship seen in many films about ninjas.

ps.
Do you dance funny?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Haven't you ruined enough lives?

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Haven't you ruined enough lives?

I haven't ruined nearly enough lives

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Are you looking for sympathy? I'm sorry about your friends, but why do you keep bringing this shit up? A friend of mine died recently too, but just because it didn't constitute national headline news, does that make it any less of a tragedy? Let them rest in peace.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Just trying to deal man. I kinda need to keep reaffirming myself that they are no longer around to make myself believe it.

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Yeah I realize its gotten annoying, I will stop doing it.

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i want this monogrammed on as many things as possible. and i'm not just talking clothes. i'm talking cows, factory workers, the national debt, rainbows, EVERYTHING

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what if nigger meant kite

[IMG]http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h65/blachtree/block2.jpg[/IMG]

Raves? You went back in time to the early nineties?

I don't know anyone who's died recently.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

this is all thats left of my friend Bob. he died trying to save a quarter pounder that dropped from a 3rd story window in the "little arabia" section of Cleveland.
he made really good hummus and will be missed by his local cell.

[IMG]http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h196/Swamp_Lummox/killmebutleavemyhandsalone.jpg[/IMG]

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Kill Whitey.

this picture is everything thats right with rainbows

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what if nigger meant kite

Being annoying is like being offensive -- you're not really doing anything wrong except in the mind of someone else.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The only thing I was annoyed about was the lack of information. It's like if I posted "omg I got kidnapped by aliens" and that's it.

I say tell us all about it.

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I say tell us all about it.

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I say tell us all about it.

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They died.

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Thanks boorite I don't want to go into details. I will post a link about it.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/264412_shoottimeline26ww.html

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I think the third photo captures the despair of the statement the best.

Rainbow Brite is a close second though.

thanximgshck.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

How to avoid JESUSSANDWICH ruining your life:
1.Don't take anything he offers you
2.Remind yourself that he is a bad person
3.Don't listen to his stories
4.Don't fall in love with him
5.If you see him avoid him at all costs.

FOLLOW THESE STEPS AND YOU WILL BE FINE.

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