You are having a "good butt day" and your best shirt just came up on the rotation.  You are sitting at a local bar and a cute little red head is smiling at you, sucking the end of a straw and gives you a wink. You order two shots and make your move. The next thing you know, you wake up naked in a bathtub full of ice. Paramedics are standing above you telling you to relax, everything will be all right. HOWEVER, your kidney has been removed AND replaced with an baked potato. Surprisingly, you are fine with this and go on with your life.

And...........ACTION!

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

[Click to view comic: 'New Comic']

[Click to view comic: 'New comic']

And an old comic too, just because it fits the competition so perfectly.

...but still...I ordered the potato.

[Click to view comic: 'Potato Joe']

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

[Click to view comic: 'CC405: You can never give the finger to the blind.']

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I has a flavor!

[Click to view comic: 'cc405: Potato guns don't kill people']

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what if nigger meant kite

Here's a story based on your story.

[Click to view comic: 'Cannibal Surgery: part 1']

[Click to view comic: 'Cannibal Surgery: part 2']

[Click to view comic: 'Cannibal Surgery: part 3']

[Click to view comic: 'Cannibal Surgery: part 4- The finale`']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

"Kidney replaced by a baked potato" is a punchline, not a set-up.  Do you have any idea how hard it is to write something funny enough to follow that?

[Click to view comic: 'CC405: Why do you']

Yeah, apparently I don't either. 

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1909']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1910']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 405 - Yorkshire pie']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'CC405: Kidney stoned']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'Being pulled over']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

[Click to view comic: 'CC']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - Is it just me or does he look like Mr. Potato..?']

In the form of a tribute a post an entry.

[Click to view comic: 'A Tribute to HCRoyall']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

[Click to view comic: 'Crazy Chuck']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

I wanted to make a comic that could actually follow from the events described in the OP.

[Click to view comic: 'CC405: The Organic Man']

While I was working on this, I thought that it seemed somehow familiar.  Eventually I realized why -- it's kind of eerily similar to this comic:

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #3 - What, you thought he had feet that big?']

What mysterious force compels me to write comics wherein people make ridiculous claims about three different kinds of food?  Who can say? 

I wouldn't want to influence the judge or anything, but it so happens that I won Comic Contest #3 with that one.... 

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

[Click to view comic: 'New Comic']

[Click to view comic: 'It's not my fault']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

[Click to view comic: 'You've got one kidney']

[Click to view comic: 'I'm Scared too']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

[Click to view comic: 'At the Hospital']

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

[Click to view comic: 'CC405: I also sauteed your liver']

Inspired by one of Beeko's earlier entries, and also by this Google search result that I took a screenshot of a few years ago:

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1876886.ece

[Click to view comic: 'Potato PoTAAAAAAAAAHHHto!']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

[Click to view comic: 'CC 405 - At least they come in couples']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 405 - From my new upcoming family sitcom...'] 

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troelsea at gmail dot com