I think it looks like time for a relatively simple contest. Therefore, that's what you will get. The only rule:

A character in your entry has to believe something that is clearly false, either in the context of the comic, or of the world in general. As for what that something is, let's try to stay away from politics and inside jokes (e.g., "Tobor is celibate"). Other than that, you have free rein -- other characters can agree with, dispute, or ignore the falsehood per your whim.

Bonus points for using the secret word if and when I decide what it is.

Enter single comics, series, whatever. Judging sometime Tuesday.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I hope the secret word is "Grovel."
[Click to view comic: 'One day that never will happen']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Woohoo! Hopefully this'll earn me my second dishonourable mention...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 191: Horribly Non-Rules Compliant']

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Fine, a real entry.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 191: Value-sized Cholesterol Count']

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Three to be considered each in their own right.
[Click to view comic: 'Now That's Hell']
[Click to view comic: 'I Rebuke Thee']
[Click to view comic: 'Don't Forget the Nashville Network']

I hope you enjoy them even though they suck. I present to you, Smash!!!!!! The Series

[Click to view comic: 'Smash!!!!!! Part one']
[Click to view comic: 'Smash!!!!!!! Part Two']
[Click to view comic: 'Smash!!!!!! Part Three']
[Click to view comic: 'Smash!!!!!!! Part Five']
[Click to view comic: 'Smash!!!!!! The Real Part Five']
[Click to view comic: 'Smash Part SIX: The End?']

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

[Click to view comic: 'Theories']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 191: Brad's Soliloquy']

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

***** Note to self **** Remember to TITLE your strips BEFORE saving them *****

[Click to view comic: 'Untitled']

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

[Click to view comic: 'CC191: M Butterfly']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 191: If it's on TV, it must be true.']

Too obvious? Hopefully, though, "sweet" or "Bowflex" is the secret word.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Probably too wordy, but I have a bad habit of making wordy comics. This, amazingly enough, is based on a true story.

[Click to view comic: 'CC191: To Square The Circle - A True Story']

Except for that last part I suppose. Heh.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Ok...it was driving me crazy. It's OPRAH not OPERA. Opera is not a person, it is a theatrical art. Thank you. Good day.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Also, how can you be "one three time a day" ?

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

Well, these are my entries. It's a four part series about a guy named Greg who thinks he can fly.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 191 Part I: It Gets Worse, But Not Yet']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 191 Part II: Squirrels Are Evil']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 191 Part III: Desert Mountain']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 191 Part IV: Shattered Dreams And Some Broken Bones']

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HALPUU!

Why do I still need to have this conversation with the idiots I work with?
[Click to view comic: 'Very Important--Forward This Comic To Everyone You Know']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 191: I believe in Father Christmas']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 191: Who's Max Cannon?']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'CC:Joan is airplane secruity!']
Is the mystery word "Dandruff"?

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I mean this in a Non racist,sexual,or threat to kill your family way!

[Click to view comic: 'Puff Puff Puff that Cigarette']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I am going to post all old comics for this contest, mainly because I'm on a downward spiral. :-P
[Click to view comic: 'The Last Temptation of Christ']
[Click to view comic: 'Delusions of Grandeur']
[Click to view comic: 'Why Knock Knock Jokes Don't Work in Real Life']
[Click to view comic: 'Owlleluia']
[Click to view comic: 'Dude Looks Like the Lady Is a Tramp']

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

More from the archives...
[Click to view comic: 'He Sure Ain't Kermit']
[Click to view comic: 'Snowmen Ain't Gods']
[Click to view comic: 'Yes, We Have No Bananas']
[Click to view comic: 'Mixed Messages']

On second thought, maybe I should write something new.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

I apologize in advance...

[Click to view comic: 'PsychoKitty, qu'est que c'est 1']
[Click to view comic: 'PsychoKitty, qu'est que c'est 2']
[Click to view comic: 'PsychoKitty, qu'est que c'est 3']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I LOVE Unreal Estate! Anyway...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 191: Damn lies']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 191: more damn lies']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

[Click to view comic: 'CC 191: false']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 191: This Bear is Mistaken']

I got lazy this time...

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Poop.