I got a logitech playstation design pc game controller on thursday, the wire had a cut through it. So we took it back for a replacement on saturday and due to being a bit lazy i finally decided to open it today.

I also painted my first painting on canvas depicting a greyscaled male human outlined in black. I have no pictures of it because i prefer not to put them on the net.

I also noticed finally after nearly a year that one of the keep left signs near my house said:

"PEE LEFT ->"

 We also got castle and chrisco last friday. :)

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

It's 100% Sandler-free!!!

-----> HERE

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm at school working on my playwrighting final: it consists of a play and a self-evaluation.

But anyway, on to serious business:

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I am officially DONE Christmas shopping. All presents are currently wrapped and gift-tagged under the tree. I win this year.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

little_kitty

WHAT ABOUT BOXING DAY PRESENTS, KITTY?!?!?! 

biped

How did I miss this before? Thank you, Mr. Biped.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

You're quite welcome.  I felt the two photos provided a lovely contrast.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This has kept me amused for the past five hours:

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I has a flavor!

Hello, nice to see you all.

<3

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

UnknownEric

I fixed it for you. This is closer to the way it originally appeared before the Failblog people stole it. Failblog has failed.

This garfield minus garfield comic made me think of several people on this site for some reason.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/11/you-gotta-see-this/

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obscenity filter is off

HCRoyall

What was that site that had "Arbuckle" comics?  They were remakes of "Garfield" comics without the Garfield thought balloons, since Arbuckle supposedly can't hear them anyway.  They're like the above comic but with Garfield behaving like a normal cat.  I made one and submitted it but I don't know if it ever got posted.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

matclarke

The hell I do.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

My birthday is this Friday :)

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

Happy birthday!  Here's your gift:

----> HERE

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

biped

My favourite part in this was at the end when christopher walken said:

christopher Walken

dcomposed 

This is funny.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

dcomposed

I have been watching this for 15 minutes now and can't stop...

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horray for life. boo.

dcomposed

I like the way Maliki lets the first one fly, and then decides he ought to bat down the second one.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Check out the reflexes on Dub.  This is actually the most impressed I've been with him since I learned what slutty little daughters he spermed into existence.

nice belt takedown at the end too

reminds me of Eddie Murphy Delirious. "Lillian!"

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what if nigger meant kite

Hey, what happend to my BRONSON?!  Last i heard it was itching.

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obscenity filter is off

Earlier today, Matt Hardy and Maria from WWE filmed a Reading PSA about 50 feet from where I'm currently sitting.  So if and when you see it, you can say, "Hey, that's Unknown Eric's library!  He probably ordered those books!  I'm so proud of him!"

BTW, Maria had on really tight leather pants and I spent about 20 minutes staring at her ass.

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I has a flavor!

I bought my last Christmas gift yesterday. I haven't bragged about this fact to nearly enough people yet.

27 gifts, two stores, 4 trips, 17 days.

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Mediocrity at its most average.