To a 13 year old I might as well be some random anonymous 50 year old with one foot in the bucket ready to die at any moment from a slip on the ice causing blood to build up on my brain and then eventually killing me.

In other news I got the blackened duck for dinner last night at a cuban restuaurant and it was delicious. There were no smarmy lil teenage punks staring at me like I'm some old man about to die at any minute either and that is always a plus.

[Click to view comic: 'Teaching']

I just lost 200 dollars on an online Casino that my friend told me about... I wanna kick my own ass right now.

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horray for life. boo.

I just worked out that tterb is brett spelled backwards.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Tterb

Slow your roll, brosef. I worry about you.

dcomposed

What the hell are you talking about? Not it's not... Wait... No... NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 

I'm watching a program on TLC about a guy who weighed 1,072 lbs.  Of course, behind every morbidly obese person who is so fat they can't leave their bed, there is an enabler bringing them their 12,000 calories a day.

This man's wife's name?  Edie.

EATY!

He should change his name to Emil.

Maybe we'll be okay until Eniamrej shows up, and then people would have to die.

And Jesu God! Over 1,000 pounds??? Where does he get clothes, the tent section of Bass Pro? Or does she just drape several blankets over him and call it a day?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

My grocer informed me today (via the data mining they do with my club card) that I bought products on the peanut recall list.  I already ate all those Kashi bars, so I must be invincible.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

FUCK 

BigFrank105

What the hell are you talking about? Not it's not... Wait... No... NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 

I... I didn't want you to found out this way BigFrank... I'm... I'm sorry.

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horray for life. boo.

Tterb

What the hell are you talking about? Not it's not... Wait... No... NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 

I... I didn't want you to found out this way BigFrank... I'm... I'm sorry.

I haven't felt this betrayed since I found out "Stroh's" was "shorts" spelled backwards :( 

An excellent transcription of the Obama press conference can be had here.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Take a look at my comics? tell me what you think? remember im only 13

Pretty bad.

i had this thing under the skin of my knob for about six months which was pretty anoying and I didn't know what it was so I just cut it out

this is what was in my knob:

Here is a hole in my knob. There was some pus in there so I squeezed it all out

And now my knob hole looks like this

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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what if nigger meant kite

what the fuck is what you aussies call a 'knob'?

I'm going to be on Univision news tonight talking about sexting.

BigFrank105

 NOBODY TELL HIM

*clasps hands over BigFrank's ears*

What has been found out, cannot be un-found-out

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BigFrank105

I put that in Announcements because I couldn't find a thread for Knob News.

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Batman created by Bob Kane