Comic Cup VIII - Skagg's entry - "Crimeny!" by Geniu$ 2-11-02

Keep digging bitch! If we find something we're gonna be rich for a gazillion billion fucking years!! Wait! I think I've broken through a hole. Meh, just looks like a fucking lost city. At least I can take a break away from this whining bitch RAAAR!!! THAT'S RIGHT, TOBOR AND HIS ASS NAZIS FOLLOW YOU HERE ALL THE WAY!!! NOW YOU'VE DONE THE WORK, GIVE TOBOR RICHES OR LYING DOG GETS IT!!! Err, there might be something of a minute little kinda awkward sorta problem there big guy... RAAAR!!! LITTLE DOG SAY HELLO TO BOB THE ANAL FISSURE!!! RAAAR!!! This doesn't hurt, I'm gonna live through this, no problem! That anal bleeding will stop itself in time and the dust and sand of the desert wont irritate my red ring. *unf* OH MY GOD!!!

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Come ahead then!

In the spirit of sportsmanship, I present skagg's comic, untouched by me in any way, so that it can be viewed by all. skagg, may I have your seal of apporval and agreement that this is an exact copy of your entry?

CC8 - Crimeny! (made by skagg) by TheBlairZip 2-11-02

Keep digging bitch! If we find something we're gonna be rich for a gazillion billion fucking years!! Wait! I think I've broken through a hole. Meh, just looks like a fucking lost city. At least I can take a break away from this whining bitch RAAAR!!! THATS RIGHT, TOBOR AND HIS ASS NAZIS FOLLOW YOU HERE ALL THE WAY!!! NOW YOU'VE DONE THE WORK, GIVE TOBOR RICHES OR LYING DOG GETS IT!!! Err, there might be something of a minute little kinda awkward sorta problem there big guy... RAAAR!!! LITTLE DOG SAY HELLO TO BOB THE ANAL FISSURE!!! RAAAR!!! This doesn't hurt, I'm gonna live through this, no problem! That anal bleeding wil stop itself in time and the dust and sand of the desert wont irritate my red ring. *unf* OH MY GOD!!!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

D'OH! If only I had known...

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

I thought the 20 minute warning would be enough!

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Come ahead then!

And well I quite like Tobor jokes, and his appearance could feature in the rest of the serial. And well I'm not over the top about "which happened off screen to save time jokes" so I'd like to change my vote to skagg So if I remember correctly (unlikely) it's now 6-4?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

err...i...err umm...object

those recreations are totally without anything funny at all

oh wait

nevermind

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I was making while you were posting. Sorry.

Ass.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Ooh! The site's most prolific comic is now two behind TBZ's, with four votes still to come! It's on a knife edge!

I vote for skagg.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

I didn't see my post. So I'll repeat my vote for the Zip Gun.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

i vote for skagg

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Ho hum. It's still 7-5 TheBlairZip.

DH-01 and xpac - listen up, bitches. You have until I get home tomorrow (about noon EST) to express a preference. If you don't show up by then, the aforementioned Zip of the Blair variety will go through to round 2. The Trash Heap has spoken.

Why do I get the feeling we're not going to be seeing DH or xpac here again?

Winner of Round 1, Match 6: TheBlairZip

[u]Round 1, Match 7[/u]

Big Evil Dan vs Kajun Firefly

Follow up "Don't Fear The Reaper...The Crim Reaper".

The rule:[list]
[*]Include a double entendre. Oh, and this will be the penultimate episode of "The Calamitous One-Note Character Caper", so if you could sort of set things up for the grand finale, it wouldn't go amiss.
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Corporal Apathy's dead, huh? Right. Tune in next time to see how the gang cope with their loss or something.

It's a horrible way to go out, just because someone didn't vote, that nearly happened to me, I would hate going out that way, just because someone's too lazy.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I feel cheap. I'll take it! But, I still feel cheap.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Comic Cup 8: Crim and Punishment by KajunFirefly 2-13-02

well, despite the dark cloud of despair setting on us, we've found the chest, lets see if Lisa Kudrow is anything more than the moronic blonde aneurysm_enducing bimbo that she plays on screen! come on, "Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion" was an excellent film! I just can't believe he's gone, our lives will be empty and full of lonelyness with the lack of Corporal Apathy's company and friendship! forget that! what's in the chest? I don't fucking believe it, it's just a vast sea of neverending........ CUSTARD! Well, I sure am glad I let that bitch from Friends "inflate my ball" now!

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Dad was flammable

Comic Cup 8 - Sit-Crim by BigEvilDan 2-13-02

Fuckin' intercourse! I can't believe the late Corporal Apathy is deceased! What should we do with what's left of his remaining ashes? I'm sure Apathy would want us to leave them, you know, wherever. He'd be happier than if he were hunting for treasure with a supermodel, if you know what I mean. This is a very moving tribute, and a much better way to spend time than opening this box I dug up. Let's find out how much cash money is in this box! Wait, that's not money... ...it's a contract to appear on Friends. Why would Pheobe leave me such a trashy piece of garbage? Hey, they pay actors trillions of dollars to endure the unspeakable hell that is Friends. This is what we've been waiting eons for!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Big Evil CanaDan

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I know I'm as cheap a whore as an ice skating judge, but Kajun bought me off of voting for the Canadian entry with his resurrection of the Custard theme.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I'm going with the RAJUN' KAJUN.

"I'm sure Apathy would want us to leave them, you know, wherever."

Brilliance.

I vote Big Evil Dan

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I'm down with the Notorious B.E.D.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

"I'm sure Apathy would want us to leave them, you know, wherever."

VS

"It's just a vast sea of neverending.....CUSTARD!"

It's hard but I'm going to go with Kajun.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Big Evil Dan

Kiddie Fiddlerfly

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.