My hemorrhoids make politics flare up.

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What others say about boorite!

Tobor makes my haemmorhoids flare up.

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You were going to win...

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

*sigh*

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I don't have hemmorhoids.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I have one named Steve. He is older than my children but he doesn't require clothing. Steve laughs at suppositories. He says they tickle.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I have a cool shirt that has a flying penguin on it and the words "I wish I could fly". I think I want that for my forumuser character. Hold of on any drawing 'till I post it.

Oh. What were we talking about?

While it's fresh on my addled brain, d'you still need for me to e-mail ya my picture, DexX? Quite doable, but I just wanted to be sure an' stuffs.

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Needs more sodomy.

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While it's fresh on my addled brain, d'you still need for me to e-mail ya my picture, DexX? Quite doable, but I just wanted to be sure an' stuffs.

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I was a trim 150 then. Now I'm 225. DAMN RIGHT I like that pic. Besides, coattails make me look like a playa.

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Needs more sodomy.

like a beach?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

aww, yeah. espanol is always en la casa.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

New characters. Not available yet, as I haven't actually emailed them to Brad as I type this...

I have been meaning to give the old demon an adversary for months now. Didn't turn out very well, but... meh, serviceable...

This one turned out much better. By popular demand, a little old lady...

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DH-01, you'd better email the pics, and any more you have laying around. I like to have a lot of pics of regs before drawing them. Helps me to get a really good, solid idea of what they really look like.

Does anyone think the angel's purple eyes look dumb? I tried blue and green, but they didn't work out... gave him violet eyes in the end, in an effort to make him look subtlety inhuman and otherworldly. I still have the big coloured version, so recolouring the eyes would be no effort if everyone decides they are a problem.

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I wanted everyone to know that this little old lady is my forum user character. DexX doesn't agree, but please feel free to use the little old lady to represent me. : )

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I like the eyes it makes it look pyschotic. And I love the little old lady, in more ways than one.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Looks like TOBOR has some competition in the cornholing department with the LITTLE OLD LADY.

RAAAAARRRRR LITTLE OLD LADY CORNHOLE YOU, SONNY!

I've made some slight changes to the angel's eyes (same colour, but added a tiny bit more white - thanks to pita for the suggestion) and I'm emailing them now.

Hey, what happened to fuzzyman's black lady, and Gabe's pirate and bobby? They been sent in? If so, it's time to start nagging Brad about them. :)

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I'm fairly sure I sent the retouched versions of Gabe's characters.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Yah, I sent her in a while ago.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

hey folks--just so's ya know, i bought myself a stratocaster today, so if my posts seem to be few and far between in the near future, there's a very good (and noisy) reason for that...

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

Dig it, baby.

I got my motorcycle running today, so ditto.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Pre or post CBS strat? Japanese? American? Locker? Floyd? Stock bridge and pickups? Lace sensors? Single coils? B-Bender (... waor on.. that's tellies).... Give. Wadja get??

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I was going to brag about the Epiphone Slasher I'm getting for my birthday, but this has spoiled it.

Do tell us about the Strat!

Bunner, don't all Stratocasters come with single coils unless its a Super Strat? And what's a lace sensor?

if, during your onstage antics during a gig, your shoes become loose your guitar will tell you sternly in an arnold swhatshisface voice "your shoelaces are untied"

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.