So skagg, when do we get the rules for the final battle?

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

How about this for an idea? If Skagg isn't going to show, how 'bouts each of the six of us who didn't make it to the last round make up a single rule, and you have to make comics that conform to all six. What's everyone think?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Sounds good to me.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

cool

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

If we go that route I'll make my rule:

Include one and only one silent panel (no narration, thought or speech bubbles).

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm cool with the survivor method. :)

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

And if you all don't object, I, as a "neutral party" will volunteer to collect the six rules and ship them out once they're all in. That way, no one will have the [dis]advantage of seeing the rules anyone else built. You can send your rules to [email]kaufman@gmu.edu[/email].

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

kaufman AKA Switzerland

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

but is his chocolate as good?

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

hey guys im back

mutiny i see

ok im probably gonna go on a sort of pilgrimage of avoidance so the rules may be my last stand hence im trying to be a bastard about them so bear with me a few days

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

It was Jael's fault! All her talk of chocolate covered kaufmans got us riled up!

Oh wait... It was Gabe wasn't it... That guy is just goin' out of his way to stir up trouble!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

a few days, he says.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

quote:

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hey guys im back

mutiny i see

ok im probably gonna go on a sort of pilgrimage of avoidance so the rules may be my last stand hence im trying to be a bastard about them so bear with me a few days

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i was doing things other than thinging up comic cup rules

i got like 3 or 4 just nbeed the 5th now i think.

i love the eager anticipation for what will inevitably be a steaming pile of crap rules the crabby could have done a better job of creating

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

RAAAAARR! TOBOR GETTING IMPATIENT! AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TOBOR GETS IMPATIENT!!

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RAAARRR!!!

For the record, that wasn't me. I bitch under my own name.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

For the record, that was me. I bitch under whatever name I can be funniest with.

I don't really care who wins at this point, but I was assuming/hoping this Comic Cup would be followed by a better-managed Comic Cup II.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I am shocked that TOBOR only has 5 posts.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

well im still waiting for the culmination of the 5 rules so far

telll ta what, ill get them togetyhr now and then ioll post them up n a proffe3sional; style

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

YAY GRTAND FINAL TIME! AND YES I AM UNFIT TO CONTINUE THIS PREFSSIONALLY SO THI WINNER CAN TAKE OVER THE DUTIES UNLESS IN DEDCIEDE MY WILDERNESS IS LESS IMPORTANT

1: All characters must be female (or women trapped in men's bodies).

2: Include the name of a Prime Minister of Canada. http://cnet.unb.ca/achn/pme/ is available as a reference.

3: One character must be wearing a hat.

4 no vowels can be used (i.e. n vwls cn b sd) AND MAKE A PUCHLINE BASED ON THIS

5 6 frames AND build up to and then do the infamous 4th frame SO CAN BE IN 2 PARTS OR USEING A SPLITTER SEEMS YOU AWNT IT THAT WAY

AH YOU HAVE A WEEK I GUESS BUT I KNOW IT WONT TAKE THT LONG

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I dunno about evil_d, but I'd really like to declare skagg unfit, and it has absolutely nothing to do with his "wilderness".

I was having fun with this tournament until skagg pissed all over it.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

i pissed on it before it even started

you enjoyed my piss

its only once i found a bush on the roadside to piss in that you lost interest

wah wah wah

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

If this Comic Cup has taught me one thing, it's never to say that you can't make a comic with a given set of rules.

If it's taught me two things, the second is that when you spend too much effort trying to follow crappy rules, you end up making a comic that sucks.

So what's more important here -- for the contestants to build character, or for the spectators to be amused? Because if I make a comic with this set of rules, you'll be lucky to understand it, much less laugh at it.

Six panels culminating in a joke about vowels, indeed.

What the hell. I'll do it. It won't be funny. Then this long, painful episode in our lives will be over. And hopefully the next Comic Cup will be moderated by someone sober.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Thanks for persevering. But we may need to hire a contractor to run the next Comic Cup if they need to be sober for this long.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This seems like an excellent time to mention that I don't drink. Vote Evil in 2001, folks.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!