It is approximately 4 months until my wedding. I am slowly inching my way towards Bridezilla. I will try to keep it to myself.

On another note, since when does Kajun post? Has hell frozen over and I haven't noticed?

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I bought the Sims 3. I named a character after me, gave him what I thought were my closest traits, and played the character last night.

At 11:00 last night, the old geezer was close to death. He'd made it to the top of his career, found a twenty-something hottie to hand his cash over to, retired, and was taking up tinkering around the house. I thought, well, I'll play until I die. Then I can go to bed.

...

At 8:30 this morning, the old fucker was STILL ALIVE. I even threw a funeral for the cockknocker, hoping he'd take the hint. But, nooooooo, Kareem is about to become an elder and they own half the town. He's 110 days old!!!!

I can't find the "Knock Joseph In The Head" option for Kareem, and I doubt he'd do it anyway.

[edited by boloboffin on 06-14-09 at 11:06:25am]

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

boloboffin

How is the third one? I've got expansion packs for the second ones, but I'm definitely contemplating purchasing the third one if its worth it. 

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

little_kitty

How is the third one? I've got expansion packs for the second ones, but I'm definitely contemplating purchasing the third one if its worth it. 

Assuming that Sims 3 has completely sucked out boloboffin's soul, I guess I can take a swing at that questions. From what I've heard (no, I haven't played it), it basically did what Sims 2 did to the original Sims; took everything that was wrong or sub par about it and made it better. I've honestly heard nothing but good reviews for it. 

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I definitely just realised that Jem from Jem and the Holograms is the female version of Gene Simmons dressed up for KISS.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Also, I too have heard nothing but good things about The Sims 3. Its taking all of my willpower to NOT purchase it. I really don't need to have an addiction like that again.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Same, I'm already wrestling with a not-as-fierce-as-it-used-to-be addiction to WoW. I honestly though, for the life of me, can't remember what was so damn fun about that game when I played it so many moons ago (the first one, I think). But I know if I investigate into this any further I will only loose my soul.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I just ran into my ex-boyfriend.  He's put on about 35 pounds and is working a degrading retail job.

I WIN! 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The other day i went to my favorite chinese restaurant (hunan plus) and I drank 2 cans of Dr.Pepper whiile wearing a Dr.Pepper t-shirt. ..I felt like shuch a whore. *sobs*

Dog Man? Impossible! How can a dog be a man? I disbelief it.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

You have to use what they call your "suspend of disbelieve."  That is how to belief in Dog Man.

Also, Dr. Pepper is so totally great that there's no such thing as drinking too much of it while wearing a Dr. Pepper T-shirt.  That's a great thing to do, not a bad thing.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

After three weeks of being shut off from the real world, I finally have internet in my new apartment. It also explains my sudden absence from stripcreator. Plus my new job is sucking up all my time, but I guess that's the real world for ya. What did I miss? A few trolls and a leaving forever thread?

crabby left forever but he didn't make a thread (or leave) and some other person keeps leaving and coming back pretending to be someone else. the rest of us were just waiting for you to come back

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Batman created by Bob Kane

little_kitty

How is the third one? I've got expansion packs for the second ones, but I'm definitely contemplating purchasing the third one if its worth it. 

SO sorry.

Yes, it has sucked my soul away. No, the cocksucking namesake has not yet died. However, another character of mine has died in another game, so I know that it's possible. I think it has to do with this Perfect Baked Alaska that the old guy got from the bistro during one of their outings. My character that did die was a Level Ten Gardener and had an ongoing crop of Life Fruit.

Eh, I guess you lose the power of the Life Fruit when you bake it into pancakes. Stupid old bastard.

I do like it. I like being able to jog and build great lots and characters. I wish I could also build worlds. There's probably something I'm just missing. I just built the one that died a sweet little retirement home next to a choice fishing spot (he was also a Level 10 Fisher, and an Angler as well). I'm going to get a Green Thumb Angler and not get a job. You can make a living just gardening and fishing. You can do pretty dang well if you score the top fish and plants.

Sigh. I miss the one that died. He was making friends with the ghosts in the cemetary. Now he are one. I guess I can go visit him.

JESUS CHRIST I NEED A LIFE.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Announcements in bulk! (Sizes and prices may vary)

1. I lost 20 pounds back in March. I now weigh less than 110 lbs, but more than 100 lbs, though I none of the scales seem to be in agreement as to what my actual weight is. My license says 110.

2. I am cooking brownies right now.

3. I am in IRC right now.

4. My son is turning 5 in 5 days! Cake will be provided at my home after 5pm. If you can figure out where I live, you're invited.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

attitudechicka

1.  Congratulations!

2.  Yum!

3.  I'm sorry.

4.  Congratulations!

Here's the latest bulletin from my MySpace friend, Neil.

"Home Extreme Makeover"

They are one show that show feeling for other and the care is greatly felt by all. There skill are great and nice to see them make family happy. . I wish there more of them cause everybody could have a beautiful home. I know there is alot of people need a good home. This show make a place come alive with friend and people they did not know but lot alot more friends and help. By this it help all people to come out and help there town etc. There is alot of home in bad need of a makeover. I love the whole cast on extreme make over. they make you feel like you are one of them. I live in a run down place and my sons and my daughter help us , by helping us pay bills off , and they have trouble of there own. I love to help other, and have help them. Me i never ask abnyone to help me , for i am from the old school of life. But there is many like me out there. We are thankful for the extreme make over team helping them people out.. My soul wish i have the money in time to help out these perople they help.. This is a great way for all of us to come together in help out town etc. Neil

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I liked that one "Home Extreme Makeover" where the little girl was fighting a rare form of cancer and Ty built the little girl a fabulous new bed that looked like a fairy princess coffin.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I liked that episode of bridezillas where this crazy bitch (excuse me, crazy lady) smashes a cake with her hand. I laughed/cried for about an hour.

I have ordered this just in time for the 4th of July weekend:

If you don't know what you're missing, I suggest you check out these trailers and PUT YO WEIGHT ON IT!

And last but certainly not least,

The Human Tornado!

I believe that those movies exploit niggers.

Shame on you.

Niggers should be free to exploit themselves. Its what they live for...

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Kill Whitey.

HERE

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Today marks the second full year my wife and I have been married.  Hopefully there is sex in my near future.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Congrats.  I honestly mean that.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I did a 50 mile ride yesterday.  At the second rest stop, this guy was standing there, just hanging around:

Isn't he a little short to be a storm trooper?

Oh, I could go on.  My question is, why would anybody want to be one of those storm troopers?  While it's no surprise that they couldn't catch Luke and Leia because, let's face it, storm troopers are horrible shots, these guys couldn't beat a bunch of midgets in fur suits shooting sticks at them.  Maybe they only lost the Battle of Endor because these troopers have horrible peripheral vision and couldn't see that Malachi crunch of two logs on vines coming at them.  I'm just saying, if I wanted to dress up as a storm trooper, it certainly wouldn't be the kind whose helmet was last seen being used as a drum in the Ewok song.  

After the pic was taken, I told him I'd see him at Comic-Con this year and he nodded.