Oh, and I drew her a picture. Took me nearly 20 hours, totally worth it just to know it made her smile :)

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I [usually] love WoWchicks. The majority of them are really cool people.

 I got a narwhal tattoo, eve'body! Lookit.

[IMG]http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y283/HariNezumi/tattoo.jpg[/IMG]

Yay.

And I also start college a week from today. I am not looking forward to it.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

My son just boarded a large yellow machine of DEATH hurdling toward some place everyone keeps referring to as "school". I will be crying for the better part of the day today.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

This Friday. 1pm CST, 2pm Chicka time, 8pm Chooby/Kajun/Jes time

IRC chat reunion. Bring pop, chips, but no parents. 

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Classes start for me on tuesday, i'm taking a senior history course titled "women in the civil rights movement" I have a hunch that Rosa parks wasn't the only one...

Injokester

On my recent trip to Japan, one of my travelling companions was surprised when her boyfriend flew 7000 miles to meet her there.  It turns out he's a pretty great guy, so he wasn't in the way of our regular schedule, but be careful what you might be interrupting on a surprise visit!

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"Old" is the old new.

little_kitty

Jesus, would you look at the rust on this user account? 

Trying to get on here, but this box is fubed, plus the GF is due at any moment to take me for a curry. 

I'll try and be on IRC at 8pm for as many nights next week as I can if I don't show tonight.

Peace out, Jes

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

boloboffin

Welcome to the club brother!

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Kill Whitey.

Hari_Nezumi

Looks like someone's selling tickets to the gun show!

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Kill Whitey.

Starting next week, the company I work for will be undergoing an audit.  During that audit we're not to use non-work related web sites -- I guess to make it look like we're serious to the auditors.  After the audit is over in 2-3 weeks, we can resume surfing porn (or at least strippers) all day.

I don't know how I'll function without checking the forums every hour.  I guess I'll have to take up smoking just to get some kind of break.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

LARD COMMAND
by biped



Lard makes us happy, I don't understand
An army that doesn't have Lard Command.
Lard is our comfort, a guiding hand
Surely we're lost without Lard Command.

Take out our organs, but don't put them back
Fill in the holes with the lard that we lack.
Gather the guns, the bombs, and the knives
We go into battle, for lard and our lives.

Lard feeds our babies, lard makes them strong
Fill them to bursting with lard all day long.
Lard's like a dinosaur wrecking the town
Lard is the same, be you princess or clown.

Lard hits the jackpot, I can't comprehend
Why anyone wouldn't choose lard before friend.
Lard cures diseases, and makes the buds bloom
Lard is the best thing to find in a tomb.

(song interlude)
What if lard was one of us
Just a pard like one of us
Just a blister full of pus
On the butt of Old Man Gus.
(end song interlude)

(different poem interlude)
Would you like to be sealed in a barrel of lard?
You could do it today, it wouldn't be hard.
If that's what you want, then here, here's my card
I can help you get sealed in a barrel of lard.

Would you like to be placed on a bed of steel spikes?
And have all of your screams amplified by live mikes?
Is this one of your heart's fondest fantasy likes?
I can help you end up on a bed of steel spikes.

Would you like to be locked in a cage full of hogs?
That haven't been fed, and were beaten with logs?
And then set upon briskly by big, rabid dogs?
I can engineer such an encounter with hogs.
(end different poem interlude)

Lard is our husband, our wife, and our lover
We are all agents for Lard Undercover.
Lard is our cause as we make our last stand
Death to non-members of Lard Command.

 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

pure vogon

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Battlefield Mirth

I got "Comment of the Week" on the Comics Curmudgeon.

http://joshreads.com/?p=3915

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I has a flavor!

Between a music director who's deaf as a post and a choreographer that expects Fred Astaire quality from amateur volunteer actors, I've decided that I am never participating in the local community theater ever again.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall

Enter the Old Show Queen!

I went to the new casino in Pittsburgh and lost 35 bucks

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Wednesday evening at about 7:00 CST, I saw a large (bigger than an airplane) oblong object very high in the sky, brilliantly reflecting the setting sun as it moved slowly over the horizon.

Did I just happen to catch sight of the international space station, by any chance? Anybody know anything about this kind of stuff?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

It's difficult to tell when you are serious and when you are simply trying to get a reaction from your audience... I don't know anything about space stations. Watching those UFO shows with people who claimed to have seen objects in the sky makes me feel like those people were mistaken, drunk, or just crazy. Seeing someone I somewhat know (through this forum) state that has put me in a state of disequalibrium, considering as I stated in the beginning that I don't know if you're serious or just trying to get a reaction. I haven't come to a conclusion yet.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You can usually tell when I'm trying to be funny because after reading my post you will laugh delightedly and get "the vapors" and faint, and then say to yourself, "He is so incredibly funny and superior to everyone else in the entire universe."

However, I actually did see this thing and am really curious as to whether or not it was the space station.  If not, then it was a genuine UFO sighting.  Which would be cool since my only other UFO sightings were of nocturnal lights and not daytime objects.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

just google "Nibiru" and all of your questions will be answered

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Battlefield Mirth

No, googling "Nibiru" was totally useless, but thanks anyway.

Here's the latest message from my MySpace friend, Neil:

Hello my friends  I sorry i have not be on much, i have been getting ready for winter. You never know whem it will coming snowing. I thank you for all your nice and beautiful remart . You all are very special people and great friends. I am very thankful for your friendship. Your friend Neil

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I did not see anything wendsday night but then again i live in Houston and you can barely see the stars at night here. 

 Could it have been this? 

Actually I saw it again this evening at a little after 7:00 CST so now I know it's the space station.  It seemed smaller this time, though, so I wonder if the altitude of the orbit was different or if it was just my imagination.  

I don't think it would matter how well you can see the stars at night because I've been seeing it in broad daylight right about sunset.  Anyway, it's kind of interesting watching a space station float by in the sky.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

An alternative to Obama's speech:

The alternative with no bleeping.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

that was absolutely amazing