I just heard Brad's song Making Me Nervous in the opening scene in Skins on BBC America.

That's okay, BirthdayThread.  I guess you were just busy yesterday. 

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Your friend and mine, as in the possesive meaning of mine, not the explosive meaning, anyway...

 Smurph became a father on Wednesday night to a tremendous 10 pound boy.  Mother and son are doing well, in fact he was already moving his fingers in an up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A motion sequence while feeding. 

To celebrate, here's my first comic in a while:

[Click to view comic: 'The Return: The Return to the Return to the 36th Chamber'] 

 

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I would like to announce that I am not dead.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

PhreakyChinchilla

 

Thats always good

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

No really, BirthdayThread.  No problem.  I was actually hoping nobody would notice.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I hate almost everybody and look forward to the day I go 'supernova' and cleanse some fucked-up neighborhoods with volleys of .357 fire.

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Kill Whitey.

I would like to announce that I am dead.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

biped

I think BirthdayThread was a one-year phenom.

 

Happy Birthday, biped!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Thanks!

Eat shit, BirthdayThread!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

BirthdayThread is most likely very busy on a blind date to a parking lot to gather cigarette butts that are still smokeable. Cut it some slack!

Did BirthdayThread cut me any slack?  No. 

BirthdayThread can kiss my sister's black cat's ass.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My fantasy football team crushed all in its path.

And there was much rejoicing.

Yay........

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Kill Whitey.

biped

You know what biped, I don't know why, but that right there is more than I can take.

You already go around with your holier than thou attitude, but the audacity of bringing a cat's race into the equation is where I've gotta draw the line. Why does it have to be your sister's "black cat's ass?" Why not her tabby cat's black ass? This isn't your first tip toe into racially charged waters either. I'm almost positive you have a comic containing other hateful words and I'm sorry, but I'm not going to put up with it anymore. Consider this a firm warning your way...

The gloves are off. 

I know this isn't PC but I don't care.

I fucking hate lazy ass porch kittens!

There I said it...

Another funny post as always RC. You handled the situation with class and dignity as always. You also used humor to express yourself. I give it a B+ because I don't want you to get complacent with an A grade.

I hate it when people use "humor" to "express themselves."  It's just the sort of thing my sister's black cat's ass would do.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

My uncle married a black cat. I'm cool with it but my grandmother won't speak to him anymore.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

biped

Mystery Solved!  From BoingBoing:

Light show caused by astronaut urinePOSTED BY DAVID PESCOVITZ, SEPTEMBER 14, 2009 8:51 AM | PERMALINKA sparkly glow in the sky on Wednesday night was actually astronaut piss. The space shuttle Discovery dumped urine and waste water into space after undocking from the International Space Station. Apparently, it's not uncommon to see water dumps in space from Earth. From Space.com (photo by Abe Megahed):

 www.Space.Com Images 090911-Urine-02" hspace="4" vspace="4" width="133" height="200" align="left" />The light show Wednesday was aided by an unusually large amount of water being dumped all at once - about 150 pounds (68 kg), said NASA spokeswoman Kylie Clem. Discovery had just undocked from the International Space Station the day before, and had not been able to unload waste water during the 10-day visit...

Abe Megahed, photographed the tail at 9:40 p.m. EDT (0140 GMT) Wednesday from Madison, Wisconsin.

"I just watched the shuttle and station flyover (8:40 PM CST 9/9/09) and was surprised to see that the shuttle was sporting a massive curved plume," he wrote. "What could it be? Something venting? An OMS burn? RCS thrusters? A massive, record breaking urine dump?"

"Mystery Explained: Glow in Night Sky Was Astronaut Urine" 

You can have GHOST and DIRTY DANCING.  Give me ROADHOUSE.

And that SNL Chippendales sketch with Patrick and Chris Farley.

Also, I now resent the fact that I got to see the space station but didn't get to see the astronaut piss.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped

I fucked guys like you in prison.

Also, Roadhouse is an awesomely bad movie.

Word!  It's dope, too!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

crabby

Everybody knows guys like biped fucked you in prison.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Isn't that a Leonard Cohen song?

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Poop.

seanator

 

I thought you didn't want to be that guy.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.