How humans are unique in the animal kingdom:

[edited by boloboffin on 01-27-10 at 12:01:12am]

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I have a cute nickname for popular game show host Wink Martindale.  I like to call him "Stink Fartindale."  :)

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I remember the precise moment I first heard about Sputnik.

I was sitting in front of the TV in my horse-head pajamas, watching "Leave It to Beaver" and eating a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich.  Suddenly, the station manager broke in with an announcement.  "Ladies and gentlemen..." he intoned gravely.  "We've just received word that the Soviets have launched a satellite that they call 'Sputnik' into outer space. It is now orbiting the earth."

"Holy shit!" I remember thinking.  "What the fuck happened to 'Leave It to Beaver'?  Who's THIS fuckin' asshole?"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

If anyone was having trouble accessing the Youtube link I posted above, I think I've fixed it now. It really is a great way to spend 37 minutes. Well, the first couple of minutes is the introduction of the speaker, so skip past that.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Sorry, as soon as I saw "37 minutes" in the little time indicator I decided that it was most likely NOT a good way to spend said 37 minutes.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

not_Scyess

Your loss. 

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

This conversation happens to me all the time--

Other guy:  "You know the twist in 'The Sixth Sense'?  I saw it coming."  

Me:  "You did?  Well, whoopty-fucking-doo."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I BROKE INTO 3 GYM LOCKERS AND PICKED THE LOCK TO THE GYM OFFICE DOOR AND GOT IT OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;) im a 7th grader also!

I completed the Tour de Palm Springs yesterday--my second century ride:

Miles: 102.79 (plus 2 to and from the hotel)

Time: 6 hours 17 minutes in the saddle; 7:45 including breaks

Avg Speed: 16.4 mph

Max Speed: 38.5 mph

Avg cadence: 77 rpm

Elevation gain: 3,379 feet

Calories Burned: 6,860.

Route map with my geeky stats and graphs here

Edited for broken link.

[edited by umfumdisi on 02-18-10 at 2:02:08am]

choadwarrior

Congrats! I assume a "century ride" means one of 100 miles or more. Was it a competition or just a ride?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Yes, a century is 100 miles.  There are also metric centuries which are 100 km (62 miles).  It was just a ride, I'd have no chance in any kind of race, so I just compete against my own time.  On Saturday, I rode with 6 other people and we cranked it out working together as a team.  Much fun.

My friend discovered this when we were at a nice wine bar on Saturday night:

The worst part was that they were upside down before I took the picture.  Just as I was about to snap it, he said, "no, this will be better," and he reached in and flipped them over. 

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/mattmallone

I COPY PASTED THE WRONG LINK, AHHAHAHA IM GAY

I've recently become a vegetarian!!!

uhh..the dog is starting to look appetizing...

I've eaten dog meat in Korea. It's actually pretty good.  It tasted a bit like roast beef.

They did remove the head and fur and cook it first, though.

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"Old" is the old new.

I'll have the roast beef.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCCOLAMANYou're first on the menu once world-wide famine hits and grain supplies run low.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall

You don't have to cannibalize me survive. There are better vegetarian alternatives:

There are no alternatives to sweet, succulent human flesh.  It's the other red meat.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

<< I've eaten dog meat in Korea. It's actually pretty good.  It tasted a bit like roast beef. They did remove the head and fur and cook it first, though. >>

                                                I'd rather:

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

From tonight's shirt.woot.com:  behold the pussy taco, two euphemisms in one!