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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Noodly appendage for the win.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

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You have my most solemn and honourbound of vows that clicking this link will not direct you to a youtube video of a rick roll

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

"Nothing beats the taste sensation of maple syrup <slaps hands together loudly> colliding with bacon!"

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

I don't see how sausage balls beat Dale Cooper. He'd just eat them.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

They jump out of the box and rape him with dried up pieces of their rich west country sauce. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Yea, that's no beat.

... that's a spacestation. 

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Fine.

 Picky fuckin' picky.

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

I approve.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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ain't dat da truth

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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Poop.

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."