Martin, the cat featured in 100 Ways To Love A Cat, passed on last month. He was loved.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Yaaas! Ma boys can swim!

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Dad was flammable

If you were watching the University of Michigan trounce my beloved alma mater in football on Saturday, you would have seen me on TV looking very sad indeed.

Geez... what's with everyone getting all knocked up? I'm getting one of those girl vasectomies. Or maybe I'll get them in bulk.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I crashed on my bicycle today in Spain.  It was pretty remarkable.

choadwarrior wrote:

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I crashed on my bicycle today in Spain.  It was pretty remarkable.

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HCRoyall wrote:

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choadwarrior wrote:

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I crashed on my bicycle today in Spain.  It was pretty remarkable.

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Were you on the plain in the rain?

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choadwarrior wrote:

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HCRoyall wrote:

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choadwarrior wrote:

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I crashed on my bicycle today in Spain.  It was pretty remarkable.

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Were you on the plain in the rain?

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Actually, it had rained earlier--that's what contributed to it--but we're on Mallorca, not on the plain.  

We entered a turn at about 22 mph.  First, I saw my friend's wheels drop out from under him, then he hit the ground hard and started sliding.  I thought, "I hope he doesn't break his clavicle."  Then my wheels slipped out from under me and I was on the ground sliding, thinking, "I hope I don't break my clavicle."

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So you hydroplaned in the rain, mainly away from the plains of Spain?

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I am more than a third of the way through the necessary word count of a publishable manuscript. With luck sometime next year I'll be sending it to a publisher.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Irony #1: I got...um...rear-ended today.

Irony #2: by a Ram pickup.

I've been in four accidents in this car and it's less than a year old.  I should never have taken that tiki idol from Hawaii.

i'd stick up some pink triangles and rainbow decals and sue them all for hate crimes. i made 60 bucks this way and all i had was a "I Brake for Cock" bumper sticker

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what if nigger meant kite

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm mildly disappointed in all of you. None of you broke into my house and butchered me with a pickax before I saw James Lipton snow-angel a pile of flower petals in a Toyota Camry commercial.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Today is the first day of my week of vacation that I was forced to take before the end of the year. Finally, I am getting paid to sit on the couch and eat junk food.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

And now it was the front end of the car's turn.  Yet another contractor in a truck wasn't paying attention to traffic.  He blew through a red light and broadsided me.  

I got the car back a month ago.  Now it's back in the shop again.  Probably not a total loss because the ACV is still too high, so I have two more years with this jinxed car.

The person I felt sorry for in this accident, however, was a teenaged kid sitting in the opposing left turn lane.  The truck that hit me spun into him and totaled his old Datsun 240Z that he had been spending a lot of time and money on fixing it up.  The wheel belongs to the truck.

Damn.  And those 240's are worth a good buck nowadays.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

with all these bike crashes and car crashes, it's starting to take on the feel of Final Destination. if you die, i'll eat a bunch of curry and avenge you all over the hood of that car

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what if nigger meant kite

With the colour of that car, wouldn't curry revenge be a moot point?

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

it'll contrast well enough with the blood in my stool

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with all these bike crashes and car crashes, it's starting to take on the feel of Final Destination. if you die, i'll eat a bunch of curry and avenge you all over the hood of that car

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I'm back, and much older now!

first: I owe people CD's from that swap from forever ago. I feel like a bastard, and my taste in music is objectively better now, so please message me if you'd like me to send you somethin'

second: Hi, I missed you <3

mostly choad though

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Dear Choad:

Happy Day After Your Birthday.

I remembered it was your birthday yesterday when I was explaining to my cubicle neighbor why flags were at half staff. But I was busy last night, so this greeting is late.

For your birthday, I hope you stop almost dying.

Love,

Chicka

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Mediocrity at its most average.

attitudechicka wrote:

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Dear Choad:

Happy Day After Your Birthday.

I remembered it was your birthday yesterday when I was explaining to my cubicle neighbor why flags were at half staff. But I was busy last night, so this greeting is late.

For your birthday, I hope you stop almost dying.

Love,

Chicka

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choadwarrior wrote:

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Thanks, Chicka, but my birthday is 9-11.  My dad's is 12-7.  I'll give him your love (just how he likes it).

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