oh, you evil bastard!

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Dad was flammable

oh, you evil bastard!

This should make things easier:

Nadsat Dictionary

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Thank you, otherwise I would have to give The Evil That Is Blockbuster money this weekend.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[Click to view comic: 'CC8.2 - The Horror!']

For the sake of kindness, here is the translation:

First panel: "I picked up my pet trout from the fellow who cleans it. He was making love to it with his ear! I wasn’t giving money for that! Then I made him eat my slippers."

Last panel: "Did I say "slippers?" I meant "testicles."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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[*]fpd: Someone must speak in Nadsat, the teen slang from A Clockwork Orange.
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Where's crabby? It's been more than 24 hours.

Well, you didn't actually give us a deadline, so I assumed it was one of those long weekend rounds.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Oh, yeah. I forgot about them. Not to worry, then.

It's also a book by Anthony Burgess. You could have gone to the library for it.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

I might be wrong, but I'm sure Crabby became a dad recently, like, yesterday, or the day before, so he may be gone for a couple of days.

I'm not sure entering contests is the top of his priorities list right now.

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Dad was flammable

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I might be wrong, but I'm sure Crabby became a dad recently, like, yesterday, or the day before, so he may be gone for a couple of days.

I'm not sure entering contests is the top of his priorities list right now.

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Ho ho! crabby's under the thumb, all right.

i dont tihnk crabys gonig too be hear be cuase hes just givven birth but i tell you what, can i make his strip in sted?? ive got a reely good plan for it!!

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sex

[Click to view comic: 'ROUND 2: DIRTY DED']

Translation panel 1: This big oldman comes up to me trying to wash my balls. I was so angry I had him suck my erection. Then I proceeded to kill him by wrapping my underpants around his throat.

Panel 3: You say he sucked you erection did you return the favor?

"I DO NOT SUCK ERECTION!"

Sorry about the delay everyone. Especially you fuck I bet you had great plans.

you bastard!! yes i had great plan's and were a lot beter than that shity strip!! YOU CAN ALL GO BURN IN HELL YOU WORTH LESS FUCKER'S!!!!!!!

btw andy if some one dosnt show up latter pleese let me no, so i can stand in

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sex

oh yes if i can vote for fuzyman be cause craby stole my chance for glorry

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sex

Fuck you aren't entitled to vote at the moment unless changes are made.

Fuzzy Wuzzy I felt he put in a better effort and comic was funnier.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Fuzzyman

Only other players are allowed to vote, but if someone fails to enter a comic after the deadline, anyone else can feel free to enter for them.

Fuzzyman

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

fuzzy

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

fuzzyman

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Excellent, but I still have to go with FuzzyWuzzy, he made the better comic.

Stick that in your "voting alliance" pipe and smoke it, Andy, ya wank!

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Dad was flammable

Hmmmm. Tough one. I really liked crabby's punchline, but fuzzyman's was a little better.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Much as I want to take into consideration the new daddiness, fuzzy's still was a wee bit stronger.

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