Just a faint touch of the aroma of Eau de Grecian Urn, which last we checked was about 45 drachma, but now that Greece has gone to the Euro ...

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.... it's doubtful they can fund anything at all, which is ironic considering that Greece has always been on the fringe of European culture -being more Mediterranean, if you think about it- and since the Mediterraneans are widely reknown for their propensity for buggering other grown men at parties, as well as their incredible habit of....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

sweating profusely...

... -- even more profusely than Tipper Gore...

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...who once managed to down 4 screaming bottles of Chateau Neuf de Pape...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

... after he had woken from a nightmare involving flesh-eating pickles and ...

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

... pickle-eating flesh, and let's not forget the...

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Once upon a time, one guy said "Dude!" His friend, shocked by this remark, replied "Dude!" Thus began my meaningless comics...

... sometimes genius, always wry comedy stylings of the late, great...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...Adolph Hitler, a little known but unquestionably talented Vaudeville comedian; no relation to a later German despot of the same name, by the way, and hey; speaking of evil despots, did you hear the one about...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

... John Ashcroft, who raucous cries of "SHOW US YOUR TITS" to Ernest Borgnine cause him to ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

... research the life of Adolph Hitler, a little known but unquestionably talented German despot ; no relation to an earlier Vaudeville comedian of the same name, by the way, and hey; speaking of evil vegetarians, did you hear the one about...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

--we weren't talking about evil vegetarians though; also, this is obviously misinformation propaganda spread by the meat industry to promote the slaughter of other creatures, and I urge the people not to believe this tripe and to fight the injustice (VEGANS FOREVER)--

... of having food animals pay for their own humane slaughter by taking jobs at ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...pork sausage, bacon, and anthrax factories, leaving them very little choice but to guzzle 3 screaming bottles of Chateau Neuf de Pape, but the amazing thing is that the little critters never become drunk, because...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

...Chateau Neuf de Pape is non-alcoholic...

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I has a flavor!

...and getting really old, much like all cliches used in Stripcreator by...

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I really am a fan.

...ass...

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What others say about boorite!

...wipers at fancy nightclubs all around Glasgow, where they have no toilet paper, just some poor saps they hired to wipe people's asses in the can, which is really pathetic if you think about it, but not nearly as pathetic as...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...anyone who thinks eating animals is wrong and posts it in a grammatically incorrect place in an enormous run on sentence, which temporarily takes away from the whole effect but does nothing to help the poor Glasgowans who are forced to wipe their bottoms with nothing but...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

...their hands...

..., which is still better than using their tongues, although not as good as using...

...English people...

...who are surprisingly absorbent, unlike...

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I has a flavor!

...the Swiss...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

...who have holes throughout their bodies, which is interesting when you compare them with the Chinese, who...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002