I've got to go with andydougan on this one.

An infamous name in the news, past or present: Harry Potter

A useless item one might find at a garage sale or fleamarket: an ancient magical artifact that gets you great deals at flea markets

A reason for getting fired: Stealing office supplies...all of them.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

2 good chuckles, but I'll vote Andy

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

andydougan would have made me spit milk if I were drinking milk.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

If I vote for andydougan, does that mean he's gotta stop talking about you-know-where for a day?

no? well, he gets my vote anyway.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

I've never initiated a thread about you-know-where in my life! But thanks.

Though it pains me to vote against a fellow person from you-know-where , i have to vote for EVIL_D

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

EVIL-D in the house!!!!!!!

Evil D

evil_d

An infamous person in the news : Lt. Melissa Schuermann
A Useless Item from a Garage Sale : Used Do-it-yourself neutering kit
A Reason for Getting Fired : Eating all the raw meat at McDonalds.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Must say evil_d.

Infamous person in the news: Jerry Falwell
Useless item: Ear-wax adding system
Reason for being fired: Hypnotizing customers into joining your cult

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This is not my empire.

I vote dandy ougan for this one.

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d

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Close one, but it's time to call it...

Winner of Round #2, Match #3: evil_d

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Rules for Round #2, Match #4:

DexX vs. Spankling

For this match, you need to combine the following three elements:

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[*]an infamous name in the news, past or present: Jerry Falwell
[*]a useless item one might find at a garage sale or fleamarket: AOL CD-ROM
[*]a reason for getting fired: Eating the customers
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Please post your comics within 24 hours, players...

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And next we move on to the semi-finals!

Catgories for Round #3, Match #1:

fuzzyman vs. lara7

For this match, I need:

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[*]a euphemism for "vomiting"
[*]a famous historical natural disaster
[*]a "feminine" product
[*]a medical specialty
[/list]

Audience?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

My rule getting used almost makes up for my defeat. Congrats, evil_d. I thought I had it in the bag after the first four votes ;)

So did I. Good match.

a famous historical natural disaster: the eruption of Vesuvius
a medical specialty: rocket surgery

Haven't got any interesting ideas for the other two.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Wow, that was close! Here is the latest chart.

Request: If things go according to schedule, the fuzzyman/lara7 match will begin Wednesday evening, exactly when I will be leaving for the Thanksgiving holiday (not returning until late on Friday... which then gets us into the weekend). Could we start that match on Friday night instead of Wednesday? (maybe have a Thanksgiving hiatus?)

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

a euphemism for "vomiting": Chucking the Cheese

a famous historical natural disaster: The sinking of Atlantis

a "feminine" product: Anatomically Correct Energizer Bunny

a medical specialty: Fat Vacuuming

I'll be back after a few with a weak-ass comic.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

a euphemism for "vomiting": Driving the bus

a famous historical natural disaster: Kevin Costner's film career

a "feminine" product: Michael Jackson

a medical specialty: Malpractice

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This is not my empire.

God Time Warner by Spankling 11-19-01

What are you doing home from work so early? Jerry Falwell showed up and started causing a scene, claiming to be the messenger of god. There were TV cameras and lights... Are you going to be on TV? What happened? He came into our bread shop and started throwing AOL CDs everywhere saying they were Satan's bagels. For once I agree with him. But I bet he disturbed the other customers. Not as much as when one of the CDs slipped into my CD tray and made me eat 2 customers until someone hit the eject button.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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a euphemism for "vomiting": Driving the bus

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Technicolour yawn

Comic Cup 6 - An infernal conversation... by DexX 11-20-01

Heya, Baal. Whatcha doing? Oh, hey Lucifer, old mate. I'm just browsing tomorrow's admissions book. Anyone interesting? Let's see... ooh, Jerry Falwell! Hmmm... he's going to have a heart attack while eating out a fifteen year old parishioner! Heh, typical! Let me see, who else is in here... Oooh, wow, we've been waiting for this guy to drop for years! I have to go prepare his pool of fire! Wow, after all these years, we're finally getting our hands on him... the guy who invented AOL signup CDs!

Bad mood, distractions, and up too late... congratulations on the victory, Spanks.

I hope my "eating the customers" gag wasn't too subtle...

a euphemism for "vomiting" - Food escape! Food escape!
a famous historical natural disaster - The founding of France? Oh, natural... The mass-extinction of the dinosaurs.
a "feminine" product - Wine cooler.
a medical specialty - Nostrilologist.

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sure...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[list]
[*]a euphemism for "vomiting": lunch-launching
[*]a famous historical natural disaster: granola
[*]a "feminine" product: Charles Nelson Reilly
[*]a medical specialty: cornhology
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Since you're in a cranky mood, DexX: The mass extinction of the dinosaurs was probably precipitated by a natural disaster, which was the k-t comet.

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What others say about boorite!

I wanted so much to vote for DexX, because I loved the irony of Jerry Falwell going to heck. But the reason? Ewwwwww.... how disturbing!

Therefore, Spankling gets my vote.

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This is not my empire.