...the stripcreator message boards, particularly the threads about...

... French wine and donkey sodomy, which tend to make some of the forum users....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

...drunk as skunks and hornier than hoot owls at the same time, leaving them absolutely no choice but to...

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

... whack off in trees like monkeys, or lemurs, or joshw, or ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...the Pope, who has a strange habit of...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

...sharing fashion tips with Michael Jackson, but since that has been mentioned, let us also note the Pope's insatiable lust for...

...older men, which are obviously quite difficult for him to find, so before he sodomizes them he has his bishops put on old person make up courtesy of popular Catholic filmmaker...

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

...Jesus DeJesus, a connoisseur of 419 scams...

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

... all involving funds in Nigerian bank, which if you loan $10,000 to be put an escrow account will allow the monies to be released, thereby giving you back your original investment, 500% profit, and the keys to a brand new ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...U-lock, which is unfortunately a combination lock, so you'll never get it off the...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

bottle of Chateauneuf du Pepe LaPew that's currently stinking up your whole house, causing peaople next door to call the ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

...Department of Homeland Security, who have currently made all bottles of French wine illegal, due to both the "pussy-ass" nature of the French, to quote Donald Rumsfeld, and...

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I has a flavor!

...the fact that it was too many bottles of French wine that led to Jools' mother becoming a little slack with her views on...

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Dad was flammable

...abortion, which unfortunately led to many grevious grammatical errors in this, an otherwise perfectly good run-on sentence, although we can forget about that when we consider that orchids...

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"Old" is the old new.

... brazenly display their reproductive parts in public, just like ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...Kaufman's cat, who was recently seen licking his....

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

... owner's ...

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...engorged, throbbing, famously large...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

...cranium...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

...which, eventually, washed out all of the dried up chicken soup that had been festering on the aformentioned cranium, and gave room for a new batch of leftover soup that kaufman has had in his refrigerator since...

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...the Eisenhower administration, which famously tried to ban chicken soup for being...

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I has a flavor!

...a tool of the devil, which was an incident based on a poor translation of the Bible which mistook the Hebrew word for "soup" for the Latin word for "devil," which is what you get when you have your Bibles translated by...

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

biblefish.altavista.com, which also gave us such fine translations as ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

..."All your base are belong to us" and...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

..."HAVE A FUN...ENJOY!", which appears on a japanese anal sex simulation video game, where you ram a plastic finger into a plastic ass to the beat of dance music, which should remind Bazilla of...

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