No.

I'm more awesome than crabby.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Agreed.

Am I more awesome than crabby?

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Poop.

According to the voters you are.

I am more crabby than awesome. :(

Funny.... I don't remember Nate ever having cool points... how can he possibly get them "back"?

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This is not my empire.

I know a guy that can help get him some.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Dan?

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Poop.

MESSAGE ME WITH COMICS!!!

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Dad was flammable

MASSAGE ME WITH OILS!!!!!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I made my comic at 4:00 AM. Ya!

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

I have all but one comic, mikeweeney has until tomorrow to make his comic and then I'll post them all and your new match ups.

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Dad was flammable

Ugh, busy week. But it's done. Finally.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Your such a weeney.

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Aaaaaah! It's "you're"!

And I know.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Well, put 'em up, bitch.

akirajim, I'm mesmorized by your sig... I can't stop watching. Mmmmm.....

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Akirajim versus boinky33[i][list]
[*]Your characters are lost
[*]Your characters used to date, one has never gotten over it[/list][/i]

LL: Brother Against Brother by akirajim 9-02-03

Charge! Charge! Wait a minute- this isn't Gettysburg! I thought you wanted to go to an out-of-the-way place to do it. You know, for pre-1860's sake.

LL: boinky + kajun = love by boinky33 9-07-03

This Edmonton mall sure is big, boinky. I can't find the Dildo Depot. This place is not as big as your schlong! God, how I miss it! boinky, I told you: It's over. I was young and curious, but now I know that I'm straight. That's a lie! You're not straight! It points to the right......

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crabby versus dcomposed[i][list]
[*]It is Christmas
[*]Someone is dead[/list][/i]

Lolita League: Match 1 Santacomposed by crabby 9-03-03

HOHOHO! What do you want on this fine Christmas morn' little boy. My mom died can you bring her back. Since she died my dad's been really depressed and I'm scared he might lose his job. I really miss her alot too. I'll see what I can do. So Santa did you bring my mom back from the dead? No! But I killed your dad! Merry Christmas!

I'M SO GOTH! SATAN SATAN SATAN!! WHOOOOO!! by dcomposed 9-02-03

Hey man it's Christmas, not Halloween. Every day is Halloween when you live in a world full of pain and void of love. So you're just going to wear that costume all year then? Is it that I am wearing a costume? Or is it that this fascist world we live in has caused you to see me as different purely based on my being dead? Whatever man, come have some eggnog. Oh, I bet you'd like me to give in and indulge in your popular drink just like everyone else in this absolutist society.. Well fuck that, I'm an individual, I'm going to drink some beer.

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Dad was flammable

Ewwwww versus JrnymnNate[i][list]
[*]A theft has taken place
[*]one of your characters is gay[/list][/i]

That Gay Bastard! by Ewwwww 9-04-03

Hello, I'd like to report a robbery. 40 minutes and 3 donuts later... Officer, Im going to need to handcuff you. Why? Because you stole my heart.

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little_kitty versus mikeweeney[i][list]
[*]You must only use animals
[*]there is some kind of national emergency[/list][/i]

Lolita League:1 by little_kitty 9-06-03

Deep in the hundred mile farm, where old men can sodomize... There's trouble a foot! What, you've got a thorn in your hoof? There is an enchanted neighbourhood where chickens will spread their thighs... No, Christopher Robin and Winnie the Pooh were found naked in bed together! *bgawk* That will terrorize children for the rest of their lives! Are you getting as turned on by the song as I am? I'm sitting over here now you sick fuck.

LL: Where oh where have the C-list stars gone? by mikeweeney 9-07-03

OH MY GOD! IT'S TERRIBLE! IT'S CRAZY! IT'S A NATIONAL EMERGENCY! What? What?!? WHAT IS IT?!?!?! "We are losing all our celebrities to a sinister animal-ray gun! Gilbert Godfrey is a COCKatoo! Rosie O'Donnell is a cow!" Yes! My voice is just as annoying as before! I'm a fat lesbian who's all up in your face. Deal with it. Wait a minute... national emergency? Well, they are giving us animals a bad name.

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Dad was flammable

Akirajim versus boinky33[i] = Boinky
Ewwwww versus JrnymnNate[i] = Ewwwww
little_kitty versus mikeweeney[i] = ummmmm.........weeney

Ewwwww boinky weeny!

Boinky
Crabby
ewwwwwww

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Boinky33
Dcomposed
Little_Kitty

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

boinky
dcom
ewwwww
weeney (even though i dont think i'm allowed to vote on my own battle)

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Crabby
Arakajiminamminjaim

um....weeny?