Late..very..late by DeeJay 4-04-01

Ok ok..what do you get when you combine a Comic Strip Creator, a 12 pack, and sleepiness? Hmmmm... Ok I give up!! What DO you get when you combine a Comic Strip Creator, a 12 pack, and sleepiness?!

Actually, this guy's whole repertoire is pretty good. Maybe I should add him to my favorite authors list.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Here's another good one by DeeJay:

Like They Do on the Discovery Channel by DeeJay 3-28-01

Here we are in the native habitat of the Microphonus Standus! Right now we are witnessing the rarely seen event of the male and female Microphonus engaged in their mating ritual!! The female is traditionally the one to make the first move. Notice the tactics she uses to get the males attention! Beautiful! Amazing!! The male is clearly aroused by the female's advances!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I knew this would happen.

Wraith of dog? by Vampysmagick 8-17-01

ruff hey it's a fucking dog on a god damnball wearing clothes! hey man it's not good to curse.. dog spelled backwards is... Fucking "a".. it talks to ..well ain't you the shit Wraith of dog? GOD.. thats right i am God... see and you thought i was up in heaven doing nothing right?... now for your punishment! aw shit man.. i'm a fucking cockroach man god sucks i'm outta here

Oh well. At least I didn't get the same treatment DexX has been getting in random strips.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Yes, the "wraith" of God, indeed. Wasn't that something to do with the trinity? The Son, the Golden Lab, and the Holey Wraith?

Huh??? Wha??? *terrified look*

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Huh??? Wha??? *terrified look*

What, you weren't expecting this sort of thing to happen when you made yourself into a Stripcreator character?

Kevin and Chris by rahrah 8-17-01

Kevin bump into his old lover...! CHRIS!!!!!!! MY LOVER!!!! HOW U BEEN DOING? Kevin.. *winks* Nothing much... Just thinking about you.... I miss you.. Kevin is asking chris something... heh... chris.... i wanna have anal sex with you... cuz u have some nice fat ass ;) oh SURE.. I been waiting for u ask me that... Heh.. Your cock is SO HUGE AND YUMMY. Kevin said yes to chris cuz he wanna to eat his shit.... Beautiful Couples.. :) *pulls my pant down* heh im horny GOD.... TURN AROUND AND PULL UR PANTS DOWN SO I CAN INSERT MY DICK INTO UR ASSHOLE!!!!! *pulls pants down* heh i forget to whip my shit ;x so can u still fuck me ???? my shit smell good! i LOVE u kevin sizemore...

However, when you were put in comic 30905, that one was good and funny.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

No Windows by Deisel 8-11-01

HI I'm from Pivvett-Glazing Co. and I was just wondering if you'd like to purchase... Sorry, no windows Boy, Thats a new one.

I randomly decided to put this up

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

notice nobody has promoted their own comics on this thread

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Oh...I thought thats what we were doing...

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

NOTICE THOSE WHO ARE POSTING AND THOSE WHO MAKE THE COMICS

CRABBY IS IN ME!!!

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

o_O I did not need that mental image...

Ok Calm Down Skagg...No..NO..NO!Aw...He did the thing with the log again! Ouch that hurts...no put down the Heroin Skagg oooh...I never Knew people could get that much foam coming out of their mouth...oh! And thats nice...sick all over my toilet seat top. And he's fainted...I DIDN'T DO IT!!

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

that wasnt funny

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

This is the funniest random one I've seen yet...

If the DNC got their way.... by Hamdob 7-19-01

Yup, as part of our "greener weapons for a browner world" campaign, we proud members of the DNC have decided that we're going to go for more enviro-friendly weapons. I mean, after all, if we're going to intervene on behalf of nothing countries, our boys shouldn't destroy their environment. So we're giving them new, uranium-free ammunition. Uh oh. They're bombing us with depleted uranium! Those bastards! Wow, my hands are green...erm, FIRE OUR GREEN-FRIENDLY...oh, shit!

And this guy only did 2 comics, total. Oh well...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Hey Skagg I'm not dissing you...I'm just messing about.

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

Deisel is the biggest piece of AMISH TURD to ever walk the face of the earth.

crabby if you must piss on me like that at least call me a toilet seat licker....

Diesel Reasons by Johnny 1-06-01

Hello there. Hi. What's your name? Clango. Beer makes time die! I know.

ITS COMIC No.1!!

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

Never drink and fly!

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

quote:

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Never drink and fly!

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What doesn't show?

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python

See, I think it's random the things you find funny here. For example:

You can't carry a tune without muscles... by CaptainObvious 8-30-01

Dum de dum... "...It's another Saturday night, and I ain't got nobody...."

Then of course, there's the shameless plug... check out "Anger Management", comic 30078...

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Come to think of it, there already ARE a million monkeys at a million typerwriters, and IRC is NOTHING like Shakespeare....

Love the .sig quote, blog. :)

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Nonsense! IRC is exactly like Shakespeare. You've got men pretending to be women, women pretending to be men, idiots bumbling around misunderstanding every third word you speak to them, bull-headed males refusing to back down from trivial quarrels whose origins nobody can remember, people claiming they're in love with you from the first second they see you, and lots of inscrutable drama. The Bard would be proud.

But keep the sig quote anyway. It's pretty funny.

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Hell by fassojerek 1-09-01

Was a lifetime of gay sex worth all of this? Yes!

This guy only ever made two strips. This particular one was ranked number one for ages. (Probably knocked off by some cheating arsehole, but I digress...) I think this one is a true StripCreator classic.

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Love the .sig quote, blog. :)

I've seen the quote with "usenet" instead of "IRC" and it was attributed to someone named Blair Houghton. I have no idea who Blair Houghton is, however. It's one of the quotes in my .sig randomizer for email and usenet.

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