I liked MikeyG's, but Perm's wasn't accurate.

John & Jim Part 6 Episode 1 by malcolio 12-14-03

Jim has a cunning plan... Ha, instead of John coming over to my house all the time and annoying me, I'll go over to his! Ok, he lives at No. 26...Ha, how stupid can you get, he left his front door open!! Coclusion in the next episode... What the.... Jim! I didn't think you would come to my house!

John & Jim Part 6 Episode 2 by malcolio 12-14-03

The shocking truth... What the, is that you John?? Yes Jim, for you see, I am your twin brother!! So why do you look so different when you come to my house? Well, it gets confusing when there's two people who look the same... Confused? Well tough, because thats THE END Hang on, I'm not John, I'm Jim!! See what I mean??

You really need to see the other parts to understand whats happening, so sorry about that.

CC 224: Together Forever by BigEvilDan 12-15-03

Can I help you, my tentacled friend? I've bee searching for my long lost twin brother for 26 years. I was wondering if you were him. Well, I'm pretty sure my momma wasn't no crazy-ass sea monster. Oh. Thanks anyway. I know you're out there, brother. One day, I will find you. Are you deaf or just stupid? We're conjoined twins! I'm behind you!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

This is the beginning of a real (and very very odd) story...

CC224: In The Beginning by little_kitty 12-15-03

In the beginning, God made the heavens and the earth. He also made two women... Honey? Are you sure she won't notice when she grows up? So alike... yet so different. Awww... wook at the wittle baby!

CC224: Semi-Present by little_kitty 12-15-03

USA August 2001 What's this? A place to make online comics? Because Canada is slower, it takes a good 2 years for information to travel. Canada May 2003 Wicked! A place to make online comics!!

CC 224: Almost Present by attitudechicka 12-15-03

little_kitty's home Fuck there's another girl in here. IRC Wangs. Dongs! The Chicka home

CC224: Oh my Goodness... by little_kitty 12-15-03

Slowly, our two heroine's [Chicka] So, I'm a girl. And I have hair. And eyes. [little_kitty] Me too!! are finding out [Chicka] I'm lactose intolerant. And size 38D boobs. And I like stuff. [little_kitty] ME TOO!! This is just weird. more common stuff! [Chicka] Do you think maybe we're relat... *Chicka has left #Stripcreator (Ping Timeout) [little_kitty] Nooo!!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Let's take a little break and celebrate the number 26.

CC 224: Intermission - Jes's birthday feat. Mmyers and Jes_L by attitudechicka 12-15-03

Jes's 26th birthday! Break it down. Nah nah nah, nah nah! Can't touch this. That was MC Hammer-rific! Happy birthday, grandpa. Here's your depends and polident. I'm not that old! Is that the Jes_phone I hear? Yes, yes it is. Please don't play with the features this time.

(Mmyers and Jes, this is still part of our series)

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Mediocrity at its most average.

And the Ending of A True Story:

CC224: Continued... by little_kitty 12-15-03

*Chicka has joined #Stripcreator [little_kitty] Thank God you're back. What were you about to say? [Chicka]...ed. [little_kitty]*gasp* You think we're related? [Chicka] What? No. I was referencing to an editor... I mean. Yes. I think we're (dun dun dun)... RELATED! [little_kitty]*GASP*

CC 224: Making the relation official by attitudechicka 12-15-03

[Chicka] ..................................... [kitty] We're definitely cousins, or sisters, or something. Yeah, we're too alike not to be. [Chicka] ..................................... [kitty] I'm adopting you. I'm adopting you. Oh, Jinx! [Chicka] ..................................... [kitty] You should come to visit. I'll tell everyone you're my sister. Hahahahaha. That would be rad.

CC224: Unveiled! by little_kitty 12-15-03

*** Not to be taken seriously, and I am so not racist its not even funny.*** Aww, damn. We wanted to tell j00... Tell me what, Big D? You two are related. Yo real momma couldn't handle no twins, so me and yo momma adopted j00! *gasp* What about kitty? Some whitey adopted j00! *gasp!*

CC 224: And the Saga Continues... by attitudechicka 12-15-03

I have something to tell you. I'm pregnant. Oh dear! And.... Nate's the father. Oh my goodness! And.... IT'S TWINS! Don't you put them up for adoption!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CC 224: Twinge by NeoVid 12-16-03

So, honey, what's the latest tongue depresser you've cooked up? Buddy, if you don't like my cooking, you can do it yourself. Hey, I already went to the trouble of going out and killing it. Fine. Just stop your complaining. It'll be ready in a minute. It's times like this I think I should give up being a cannibal.

CC 224: Twinge 2 by NeoVid 12-16-03

Dear God, this is the worst thing I've ever tasted, and she's standing right here waiting for my reaction. She's the worst cook in the world. She could kill a vampire with a steak in the stomach. I've got to do something to get this taste out of my mouth. This is great, dear, really. Now, where's that glass of water I asked for? Um... I burned it...

Next parts coming from MikeyG.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Continuation of NeoVid's Twinge series

CC 224: Vegetarian Asserole by MikeyG 12-17-03

*sniff*...I don't know, officer! I walked in and all I saw was gallons of blood and a severed arm!Oh, poor Lance!*sob* Well, Mr. Floiven, where were you until you arrived at your home? *sniff*I was at Ms. Greenbeans, the vegetarian store Lance and I run. This is horrible!*sniff* Mr. Floiven, your boyfriend was hacked to bits and lightly sauteed in a delectable bearnaise sauce. Any idea where the weapon came from? *sob*I don't know, officer. We're vegetarians! We don't even own a steak knife!*sniff* That would explain the note saying, "Dreadfully sorry 'bout ruining the Mont Blanc set. Couldn't find a thing else to stab 'im with."

CC 224: The Killer ReVEALed by MikeyG 12-17-03

Mr. Bloigan, we believe we've found the man who sauteed your lover in that delectable bearnaise sauce. Good! Can you tell me what he looks like? We'd like you to come down to the station and take a look at him. As soon as I finish my Tofu-Pup hot dog I shall depart. I'm here to see my dead lover's cannibalistic murderer.If I end up in hysterics, I'll need an anus to cry in. The Anus To Cry In division is down the hall from the holding cells.Make a 'pit' stop there on the way.

CC 224: The Capture of Cannibutch, Twinge 5 by MikeyG 12-17-03

YOU are the killer?But you...you... Yes, Mr. Bloigan. We do look very much alike. In fact, we are twins. I KNEW it! I knew my inner cravings for a side of creamed, chipped Keith on toast didn't come from nowhere! That would also explain why I need to have a green vegetable with every Neal. So how did you get caught? My girlfriend managed to burn a glass of water. I saw a passing police car and begged them to take me in and let me confess.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

CC 224: Twinge again by NeoVid 12-17-03

I really regret hacking Lance apart. After all those other people you've killed, why would you regret it this time? Um, well... There's only room for 26 victims in the meat locker at home, so I didn't have an excuse to keep my girlfriend from cooking.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Judging within the next couple of hours, so any last minute entries (solo or tag) or posts to make, bring them on.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Boyohboy, there were some really good entries out there and don't think we didn't appreciate it. Actually, jes_l and I had very different choices for #2 and #3 picks but when the time came, we came together like twins on the Montel show and were in full agreement on who the top entry was. Without further hoop-la, we give you your winners, twin daughters from different mothers, little kitty and attitude chicka. Great series, gals.

Now's the sad part, splitting you two up and sending you on your way. Without any further hub-bub, your grand winner is...man, I can't split you two up. You guys are cozier than two new born kitties. So what happens next is in your capable hands (or paws). Jes and I found a way to make it work and I'm sure you will too.

Congratulations and the future is yours'.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Yep, even though we're twin sons of different mothers, mmyers and I had different ideas on our top 3's so I guess honourable mentions need to go to our other nominees in our respective top 3's but not before big props to everyone. I don't think I've run a contest before where every single entry was good. Congratulations y'all.

Honourable mentions:
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[*]Matchbook_Romance & Inflatable_Man
[*]KevinKeegansPerm & MikeyG
[*]kaufman
[*]BigEvilDan
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But uber congratulations to joint winners attitudechicka & little_kitty, we both thought yours was the sure-fire winner.

Like my partner-in-crime just said, what you do with CC 225 is now up to you.

Good luck.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Dammit, didn't get the ending posted in time.

CC 224: Twinge, the lame conclusion. by NeoVid 12-17-03

So you didn't think Lance tasted good either?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I... I don't... I'm speechless. I don't know what to say! *hugs mmyers and Jes* Thank you!! You've made my day!!!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Yay! Honorable mention!! *gives Matchbook a faux homoerotic NFL esque slap on the ass* Good job, partner!

And mucho congrats to the two secksiest strippers out there, chicka and kitty.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

We rule Flate! *Splaces ice cold gatorade all over Inflate's shirt* Congrats to all and especially to achicka and kitty! Good comp mm and Jes!

YAY! Kitty, I knew we were an unstoppable team. Good job all. The "Twinge" series had me rolling at times. New contest whenever kitty and I can get it together.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

It's a fix! The judges were fellated!

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Dad was flammable

You're just jealous.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You wish...no wait, I wish.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Well, Chicka did do a lot of "sucking up" to me, but it wasn't that kind, sadly.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.